Field Dispatch
206. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives or Baddies Utah Feat. Fruity Pebbles w/Kaya (@bravowhileblack)
Field Notes
What is in the snow in UTAH?!?! Kaya was scheduled to get in to The Mix to discuss Season 3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Fresh thoughts, not so episodic, the season as a whole and all the ups and downs, editing, and production decisions. The drama was abundant and gave plenty to discuss.
BUT THEN
That dang Demi and Jessi got into it and Kaya got an answer to the question she waited two years for:
What is "Fruity Pebbles" (and how can we now unknow it). Part 1 of SLOMW before the reunion, our opinions as black girlies watching and judging and making way too many jokes to cope with fruity pebbles.
Come mix it up!
Catch up on Kaya's BravoCon coverage and content @bravowhileblack
Listen to their pod Bravo We're Black
Listen Early and Ad-Free In the Mix on Patreon: patreon.com/mixingwithmani
Follow me on Instagram and Threads @mixingwithmani
Be back after Thanksgiving--THANKFUL TO YOU FOR LISTENING!
Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Speaker 1: Sounds rugg Oh my god, Hello, Hello, Hello, beautiful and wonderful mixologists out there. It is your girl, Momi. You are in the mix with Mani and Kiah from Bravo Where Black or should I say the Bravo Hood or should I say maybe muses future date Jake from State Farm or should I say the Bravo Khan Celebrity Diva Extraordinary correspondents, Baddie Grilly, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 3: Me and my Me and my man child.
Speaker 2: It turns out that Jake he does, he does have like a long.
Speaker 1: Term girl up route no happy home, that's.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but if it's ever unhappy and they break up, we would know how our c Smith's cards look at least, because everyone who texted me was like, why does that look like you guys go together?
Speaker 1: And I'm like it, dude, down it. But you know, I was like, Wow, I'm feting into this with knowing nothing, no contact. You're seeing a picture and going, well, this is nice. And when you texted me girl you got a whole girlfriend, I said, oh man, I literally real life in the morning. Me was like, oh man, I was like what I said? How you can't be with Jake? From State Farm, and she.
Speaker 3: I was like, Bravo, God, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: You don't understand that he is literally the biggest after Andy Cohen. It's like Andy Cohen and then Jake from State Farm. Mind you, it's like what you have to do with Bravo at all. But he's at every single and the line is always like out the door just to see him, and he is.
Speaker 3: He makes every interaction like warm.
Speaker 2: And amazing, and the difference between like I think other people's interaction like it's not happened with Kiki because Ki Monique also had some she was in the Bravo hood like a lot of our mutuals, well a couple of our mutuals were invited to the Bravohood thing. Kikimique gives Noma comments by Bravo like.
Speaker 1: A couple of people, you know, I had that class.
Speaker 2: We love all of them, but I just felt like with me, I felt like he could be the Jake that we know who hung out with Drake, Like the Jake that we know who is a little bit more ethnic, you know, Kiki, because we had kindshit there like it it was He's just so so nice and also you know they give you a thing that a strict thing that you have.
Speaker 3: To go by obviously from state farm.
Speaker 2: And also he's an so a lot of anything extra he's not supposed to do or or able to do or whatever unless he wants to.
Speaker 3: So he's just.
Speaker 2: Like, listen, don't worry about it, like we can do what you have to do. But if you want content just for your you know thing, we can do that.
Speaker 1: It's just like they're sady like it was so cute.
Speaker 2: He's also never being like the cute putty allegations either, like.
Speaker 1: No, no, never, And I don't think I want him to know. And I want that for his girlfriend. I hope, I hope she's a lot because a lovely human and that's all we want. And I mean, excuse me for one of our friends get a hookup with a lovely human who has good insurance.
Speaker 3: I was like, listen, that's an asset, is.
Speaker 1: Y'all know. I'm really I'm pulling up on thirty and a little bit of time in a couple of months, and so I'm like, it's really insurance for me. The way I'm like, if anybody got a hookup where I did this on the black market, I'm lucky.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I will pull some strings and will get you some Listen, home apartment insurance flooding.
Speaker 1: Me like a goodness, this happen into my Auntie air like m M jake, you get a commission if I sign this, I want you to get it. I want to write back. Take this from State Farm. They gave from State Farm.
Speaker 2: Also, if you google it, if you google it, which I found out in prison because I was.
Speaker 1: There, But if you google it, did you know his name is Kevin? Yes? I didn't know. I from doing I listened to Scam Goddess and Lacey shout out to Lacey, she's a show. So that to Lacey, she'd be killing it. I'm like, every every once in a while, I do lowkey, just make sure she still follow me. I'm like a little I'm selling it, okay. But she apparently is like really good. She talks about him a lot on her show Dick for Stay Farmed, and I'm like, ship that. You know what. She might have even said once that he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: This is so many years ago, who knows, but the image it was giving a homemark, it was giving you know.
Speaker 2: Every woman there just swounds over him because he's so personable, but.
Speaker 1: I got it, understood, understood. Listen if if you know what did Lane say, not end the home, but I'll leave a condo broken. And I'm just kidding. I'm not going to do that. Go off, Jake from Stay Farmed. I mean we're sitting you were, Jake from State Farm. Kevin is a nice man, but a respectable relationship and lifestyle, and we want him to have that.
Speaker 3: He's a good work husband.
Speaker 1: Boom boom.
Speaker 2: But you know who is single who's also fine and was very personable. But even though I didn't go up to him, you know how every like housewife, everyone who interacts to him, everyone who in the fan base, all the soccer moms like shout out to y'all, Captain Jason, is actually that.
Speaker 1: I mean, she let us know. They're willing to lie about it. They're willing to do whatever me too, whatever you say, Daddy, we did. We didn't just like when you know, right, like d digging a long time, long time, kind of embarrassing, okay, And she she alright with it. She not be like but if there was a nick to lie about.
Speaker 2: Listen, and I get it because at first I'm just like I don't give a funk about below deck.
Speaker 1: I don't care about this man, this white man I'm watching now straight man, Really is it good?
Speaker 2: Because now I'm like, hold on, but if they show him a lot, I might have to pull U.
Speaker 3: And he smelled good.
Speaker 1: He has a line like a perfume line, not cologne line, pushing there and yeah and like yeah, the news out of the sea.
Speaker 2: He would walk or he would be taking pictures with fans, and it leaves a scent. And I'm just like, you're still like a man that smells good because there is some funky, else musty, crusty men out there, much like Marciana.
Speaker 1: Hey, b first of all, expert segue into why we are here today. Y'all already know though, Bravo is always going to be first and foremost on all of our minds. Literally, it's in the name. It's always going to be in the mix for us. I was just talking selling Sunset would sell and it still came up for twenty minutes, Like, but you know, I had to find out how you know everything was with Bravo con you really it was so much fun to watch all your content which you have so much fun and get to see all the things happen, a lot of news and announcements happening over there, go ahead, the Sindaque show and all of that, so you can get to know her perspective, not just watching from the peacock and from the other girlies, but from aferent perspective, a different hue, which you definitely walk the streets in Vegas with.
Speaker 1: I love hey every moment. I was like, you're catching the right this is the right thing.
Speaker 3: What I mean, like, this is Bravo, We're black.
Speaker 4: Okay, a lot of on but I'm live from the medicine panel. I don't know right, the Southern Hospitality panel.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about these things.
Speaker 1: I understand you.
Speaker 2: A lot happened with the Summerhouse and Valley Casts and Southern like a lot happened with the other people, and they did their damn thing. But when I say, when you go to married to Medicine panels and it feels like a reunion, they literally have to tell them, hey, dial it down, because they give a show.
Speaker 3: These women are.
Speaker 1: The women that raised us. I love my black perspective.
Speaker 2: Check it out, listen to the show. But we have to get into these mormon wise, because me out about not talking about them. It's because I lost my voice one and two. I was not feeling good because it was like a whole week in Vegas at a different, different altitude, a white man off directly in my mouth, like a whole bunch of shit was going.
Speaker 1: On directly in mind. I get it.
Speaker 3: We are victims, real victims.
Speaker 1: And it's you, me and demmy all been assaulted. It's the same thing, you know. Listen, I was just gonna tell you now it's we're gonna get into it. So we're gonna I'm gonna we're gonna recap. It's gonna be a lot of spoilers all up and here y'all know I'm not good at segmenting things. We just kind of go off the dome of me and taking out two weeks anything. I'm the latest in finishing today, So like, come on, get into it. Also, it's the easiest binge I've had all year. And let me tell let me, let's tell them why first.
Speaker 1: I want to start with no context. Who is your favorite woman this season?
Speaker 3: Taylor?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I know it's I know it is not answer.
Speaker 1: I should have said.
Speaker 3: Not to oh, but no, but it's the way that she left.
Speaker 2: She wasn't on what like the first episode or some shit like that, like or the first few the first episode, she wasn't on there, and then it's just like, Okay, she's not really going to be involved in this.
Speaker 3: Ship like that. You know, she's gonna be busy like whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: She comes back and she tells us exactly why she's Taylor Frankie Paul.
Speaker 3: She said, I am.
Speaker 2: She audibly acknowledges I am pretty much the face and the leader of mom talking. And she literally goes there and she gets these bitches straight together.
Speaker 3: From Whitney Demmy to ever.
Speaker 1: The fucking is.
Speaker 2: She's like, actually, I yeah, I've had a psychotic break. I am literally coming out of therapy like I'm.
Speaker 1: Fucking baby daddy, but what essentially therapy rehab.
Speaker 2: And then on top of that, I am going to go to Jimmy Kimmel, but I might not go to Jimmy Kimmel because my baby daddy is acting a damn.
Speaker 1: So And she's back and she's.
Speaker 2: Just like, yeah, so, as a leader of mom talking, I want to let you know, like she steps on these bitches and I love it place so other than Taylor, I would have to say, Mikayla just purely for the scene where she's disassociating while her husband is playing piano, and I have never felt so seen in my entire life. And I don't like, I don't really care about her on the show. I think that she has like the saddest story. It's very uncomfortable for me to watch because I feel like you cannot really heal in the environment that you got sick in because your husband you might have that intimacy with him, because obviously you were.
Speaker 2: You're talking about how you were trigger warning, trigger warning to your warning, like you know, molested as a child and into a teen and you're a young teen mom, but you're with the man that made you a mother at such a young age, and you are now pregnant again and you're trying to talk about sexual intimacy with this guy who essentially groomed me, groomed you. So how do you heal when your husband is also like when you when you realize that your husband is a part of so much of your trauma that you're kind of like not even really realizing, and then you're also pregnant again.
Speaker 2: But one thing about it, he's playing that piano boots down like he's Stevie wondering piano.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how that talented. For a long time, you kept going when you asked your mama, you went through seventh, eighth, nineteenth grade, it was it was just like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: And then she's just sitting on the steps staring like straight ahead, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like the same as an AUDIHD girl, I've never connected more with a blank stare as a bunch of other shait and chaos and stimuli are going on. Girl, that don't got nothing to do with me. If I want to hit the switch, I'm out of this bitch.
Speaker 3: She just like playing literally like.
Speaker 1: This, that's nice. And she's like, uh huh.
Speaker 2: The soundtrack from Black Swan and she's just like staring blankly into the abyss, into my soul because I feel like you were at me like camera, And I don't know how they even edit, Like if I was in the editing doc or editing bay whatever they call that shit, and I put that together, it would take a very long time for me to stop laughing, because, bitch, why are you not saying a single thing?
Speaker 1: And like the straight forward.
Speaker 2: And the way that she also, and I feel like it's because I can hold a grudge because I'm an Earth signed, but I'm not just an Earth sign, like I'm a December Capricorn. And they say that Tauruses are the most stubborn. Yes, y'all are stubborn as hall. But when when it comes to holding a grudge at least, yeah, Like it's like I still have beef second grade. I don't care. So when she was like, I still am not working with Whitney, I don't know why you guys think that.
Speaker 1: You know, like my answer is gonna everything. Asked me this question, and I say, verbatim, I mean, y'all not. I feel it's a no to talk. She's like I don't. She's like can we hug? And she's like are you gonna us?
Speaker 3: Like no, like get the out in my face, Like I don't know. Mikayla.
Speaker 1: Actually this question, I was like, I really debated whether or not I was gonna ask because I didn't want to show my own cars too early and be like who is your favorite? And why is it not Mickayla because I'm very familiar was telling me that it's not Michayla. They don't see it for Mickayla, And I'm like, but why how could you not? Like? I find that woman one petty in the most grounded way, and I love that It's no energy for sus to give y'all actual eat, It's no energy. It takes nothing from her.
Speaker 1: She is the most dead pain individual, but can really rile the feathers. Whitney has never wanted someone to like her and accept her more, forgive her more, and she simply pays her dust. And I love a woman who is not really like even to demmy like y'all, she was like Taylor's just stak She's like, I mean, you feel that way, but we don't feel that. I don't feel that way. I just like, you're doing a lot, and I don't strong minded know what to tell you. And I do say that I think that the situation with her husband is very complicated.
Speaker 1: It's very it's not complicated, it's very explicitly like layered, and it is very controversial in that the years of consent and the stunting of growth in like developmentally in extreme organized religion plays a really big part in the age blindness. That sometimes I feel that people and I'm not never have I been Mormon. I know anything about the Mormon girlies, but I was in a very strict, very but it was it was we were in there. We were in there, really really strict, very church. Yeah, okay, and I there have been, I will say, even some weddings that I have been to in said church where I'm like, huh, that man was definitely the security guard.
Speaker 1: While I was in high school and this girl was the number one student in my class.
Speaker 3: And now it makes so much sense.
Speaker 1: And now they're married and the church it's bananas, and they're giggling all the way through their vows. Swear to God, they're giggling all the way through. And it was so uncomfortable. It's so uncomfortable to everybody watching except for the people who were in it. And I'm talking about in it still me separated for a long time. Come back, new eyes, and I'm like, ooh, nobody else is uncomfortable. I mean, like, okay, I'm talking about they walked down the aisle to like Marvin Sap, How why is this a lot?
Speaker 2: And it's insane that we're like the new adults and we're like, hey, you guys, did you guys see that it's it's kind of like with the whole like I'm sorry to bring it up, but it's relevance, like with the whole Aliyah thing. If this was happening in twenty twenty five, me personally, I as a regular person would try to step in to the r klle and Aliyah of it all. So I don't understand how as a society, Yeah, we're just like people were just watching these things happen like they.
Speaker 1: Do not under saying like that. You also see though, as a person, I feel like where I feel for Mikayla is that she experienced a lot of different traumas very young. You know, I've experienced some traumas young. A lot of people have experienced a lot of traumas young, not necessarily the same or to diminish what she's gone through. Is just that I think that she really needed and was searching for a way out, and Jace might have been the first person that felt safe to her, and that she had already lost so much innocence.
Speaker 1: I think that, I mean she lost in losing her innocence, she lost the lines of what was you know, right and wrong? Not to say it should have been her responsibility to know if she was, you know, being with a predator, somebody was praying on her because she was younger or more vulnerable or whatever. We don't know enough about how they got together, but the age difference has been a concern. I will say, learning more about her this season, it does make sense that if he was the first person to make her feel safe and that she was even able to open up to that does make a lot of sense why she also really wants this to work because she wants to make sure she still has that safe place.
Speaker 1: But it also makes a lot of sense because you never had time to heal period before you even met anybody. Like take the age thing out of it. Before she met anybody, she never had time to heal greatly, got into a marriage and babies just babies. This is like, she's twenty six, cities.
Speaker 2: And she already has what this is her what four third, four third or fourth?
Speaker 1: I think this is her third, but still at twenty six, Like I understand there mormony, it happens. Blah blah blah has two she's twenty three, But not to say that you go when you can go, when you have to go from sex any kind of sexual abuse, the ability to trust. She's talking about in real time, the need to the way she wants to work on herself to trust and feel like you know that she can be safe in her marriage and she has two kids already. You know what I'm saying. So it both makes sense and adds a couple of asterisks and or question marks.
Speaker 3: Question marks, huge question marks.
Speaker 2: And it's also like it's also and it's not that he doesn't know that it's wrong, but it's also for me, his his point of view, it's like, Okay, this is normal in the church. Like he's like, as long as I marry her, I'm fine, and like, as.
Speaker 1: Long as like that, you know the age, that's fine.
Speaker 2: So he doesn't even he's not even it's not clocking to him. And justin Bieber's words, stolen from black people and the clear community, and justin Peeper's words, it's not clocking to him.
Speaker 1: You know. The number one Aready nominee for the Grammys is Justin.
Speaker 2: Bieber, And as it should be, because who else is singing R and B like that?
Speaker 1: I feel anybody else? And that's.
Speaker 3: Apologize and I like this can I lie?
Speaker 1: It was on repeat in my home I'm like, God, but it's off the strength of a song with an actual but even still, you know who was on the album, Marvin, I know Chris Brown looked at and said, excuse.
Speaker 3: Me this, I just toured this damn well.
Speaker 1: No, he sold out South Africa, which is like the largest venue, and Justin Bieber was announced first.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: That's hard. That's hard. That's hard, and so like nominated the same year for the first time.
Speaker 2: You can't write this ship but yeah, but Kayla, okay, So I think, like in my conversation with you, I'm realizing that I'm like, oh, I love what Mikayla is doing. Is I'm just not I think it's with when she's with Macey. I think I'm just like, that's what I'm like. I like them as best friends. They're funny, like they're babes and butt head.
Speaker 1: But I guess I.
Speaker 2: Just I just I don't know, Like I'm realizing that maybe Macy is one of my faves now like I'll do as well. Yeah, but I just don't like her with Macy as much because it doesn't let her personality shine as much. So then when she has these scenes alone and she's like I just don't like the bitch.
Speaker 3: Like simple, and I'm just like, you know what, like yeah, yeah, Mikayla.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I like this year. I mean she went through the most vulnerable things, like outside of the Marciano drama, which we will get to in a second, Mikayla was the only one who was really her whole life was opening up. We saw her do E M d R, which is something I'm really fascinated by. I have a friend that did it for her trauma and depression and she said it was amazing and they really worked for her. So to see it, I'll oh, look at this, Okay, women they doing She's doing it pregnant, Like that's crazy crazy, which also was why I was a little upset or concerned at least with the narrative as we got a little bit from Jason like she's not trying, she doesn't want to try.
Speaker 1: I'm like, excuse me, I just watch all kinds of trauma work to have sex with you while pregnant. What are we even talking about here?
Speaker 2: Like it's like me trying not to scream at the TV, like like what.
Speaker 1: But he's like he's like saying, like I get why she doesn't want to, but I still have needs. And if they're not mad, I said, when he even said the word, I said, why would you even left them? If that was even dubbed in? Why would you let them even let you say that? Why would you even say that if that's one thing that you meant that you might need a separation. She's pregnant. You're not separating from shit. Shit. You're gonna get a fleshlight or something to get you a grape fruit. Go in the other room and calm the hell down, stack and nuggets for your children, and rub rub your pregnant wife's feet.
Speaker 1: What are we talking about the threat of separation? I said, No, Wait a minute, boy, uh uh, that's not right. That's not no man, that's not a man lost. Of course she's pregnant. I would I mean a non pregnant would have been irritated if the jets in my hotel weren't working, if one was inadvertently going way too high then the other, causing me to think I'm gonna get popped in the face with some vagas salt water or whatever, when I'm not trying to live that life.
Speaker 2: And literally fucking drake Soldier boy and me like this is my song and dance. Y'all are over here doing dad talk while I'm The reason that we're here is because mom has an influencer. Fucking event, y'all are doing dad talk and you have the nerve to talk about how I'm not trying. They're so lucky that they're recording me because Okay, you want to see something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we saw we heard them fighting, which is probably the most we've heard of any of the couples. Like it's them and Jesse and Jordan's that's real. That's it's real. No, I listen. One thing I wrote down I put first on my notes with a lot of stars, is I really appreciate how dedicated this production team is to getting the content. They're not calling for Andy in the camera because Andy and the camera are always there. The fact that we saw mid season, then film the reunion that we just saw, and then the app to the reunion.
Speaker 1: I said, now this is cinema. I want to say, talk about the reuke. I know you all do, we all know they do. And then we don't see until three months later when they pick up cameras. Oh no, ma'am, no bitch out waiting for them to wrap it up and we're gonna go back to filming. Yep.
Speaker 2: When they're like, oh, well, so Demy is gonna be there because we have press for the show that we're currently filming.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm just like, yes.
Speaker 2: The way that they have these they have the Martin Scorsese of executive producers there, because that ship the way that it falls out, like the way that we go from event to event to like filming, we're wondering what's going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: Like mind you this whole time.
Speaker 2: Before this episode, I did not know that Jesse and Hurt and Jordan were going through anything.
Speaker 1: I did not they ate that up like mister was going to be real. I thought. I was like, that has to be a plant. That don't make sense. I feel like Layla and them, this is some fake shit there just to see if we'll get a season two. No, ma'am, that was happening right now, like it was still going on. We thought that as a cliffhanger. She told Jesse, they even the thing, and she told a thing, and the rumor happened, and the event here and you talking and facetimming and no, I'm gonna say something that's gonna upset a lot of people because I know the a demographic that I have.
Speaker 1: You all hate this group of individuals. They are known as the Kardashians. However, Taylor Frankie Paul has a very Kim Kardashian approach to a situation. First of all, that bitch is never not working. She could Kanye could have just called her the greatest cun of the South. You know, he could have cut anything. And she got a camera in her face with a full beat red eyes, putting eye drops in still to camera, and like, I care about my kids, and I don't want them to see that. Like all ways on every time that they have even had like Mamo, like really big fights have been in the glam chair on the way to the event or backstage at the event.
Speaker 1: And I noticed that when the Kardashians went to Hulu from their old e show, even though it's been some years now, the way that they changed filming was dis way where we followed them for the whole year doing what they were doing on the show. Like it was like a really meta experience watching them, like be like we're here for our Hulu, like we're announcing that our show is now on Hulu. And so we're here at Jimmy Kimmel to announce our show on Hulu. But we're talking to you on the show.
Speaker 3: And I'm in the Truman Show.
Speaker 1: It's the best here we are.
Speaker 3: You know who is going to that school?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, because now thank you to all of you who listened to me and kay I tell you the truth. Thank you for listening to facts. Because we watched and we got y'all to watch. And I think you said at least two. I think you more than two people watch. You got a few people watching that show as did I. It was very strange, like as much as we talked about it also and like how no one was.
Speaker 2: Talking about else little episodes, but listen, listen, listen. Remember how we talked about it and we were like, oh, you know what we were like the way that we found out that we were gonna watch it was crazy because it was just in casual conversation. Yeah, and I'm like I had to watched it, and you're like I was gonna and then we STI talked about it together.
Speaker 3: But then isn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: Once we started like actively watching it and actively talking about it, something would happen where it's like you would see someone pop up talking about it, and it's like, but when when I was watching it alone, y'all wasn't talkin about it, like it's so we put that shit out there.
Speaker 3: I don't care we did that ship.
Speaker 1: I saw nobody else like how girlies and what not? To see my friends shout the mouth be like, hey, look at you didn't I see no episodes. I don't understand why y'all didn't know did it until we until we told you. But believe us and we're gonna stand ten toes in it because now in real time. And that's what I'm saying, trust y'all, because what you didn't expect is that after this whatever last summer of Stage Coach and everyone being like, oh Taylor, Frankie Ball and Dakoda were all over each other at Stage Coach, that was all over the internet and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Pent on that because spoiler alert, And then currently we know that TFP is filming for The Bachelor. We were like, what are we gonna do? What is the coda gonna do? We thought maybe he'd be pining after her. He said, maybe I'll fly over to the Bachelor mansion or maybe I'll have a cocktail with Brooks natter. She is filming her shell for Hulu at a Hulu event with her sisters other cast members of Love That Nator, the show she is on, because if he can't be on Slamme, maybe he can go on the Nator. Girls like, I'll just say what that girl.
Speaker 1: Both pissed me off, but I my phone and picked it excited me. Say it again.
Speaker 2: It pissed me off and excited me at the same time because I feel as though, Brooks, you're up here like you're a supermodel. You just had to dude, I'm trying not to say the N word, but it comes out.
Speaker 3: And I had two dudes.
Speaker 1: That were at the at Wimble Dinner wherever.
Speaker 3: The fuck is called.
Speaker 1: I don't know that important tennis match you were dating amazing. That was the gag Hitters, right, So for you to go from that to the Klota pisses me off.
Speaker 2: But then at the same time, I'm like, Dakota is not on The Secret Lives anymore, so what the fuck is he doing?
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, if he's on, they will watch it, and he's exactly I'm down in and her sisters captured the photo. This wasn't even like this, they were saying, No, they were clocked in. They say it's about to be a good season.
Speaker 2: Did you notice that they all got the European Wax Center collapse. I'm like, okay, I did not know, like Sarah Jane, like all of them have a European Wax Center collab, and I'm just like, these witches are doing it. And then like there was this Casier was a part of it too. There was like the Raising Cane's Chicken Finger fashion show. I'm like, this is the most ridiculous thing heard of in my entire life.
Speaker 1: What wasn't I invited? Like it reminds me of when Kim Kardashian did Carl's Junior and people thought it was so strange. And now all I do is he hot women, hot supermodels holding burgers, fries and chicken tenders, dipping it in sauceball in a bikini that I we bow telling us her favorite exactly and we all know Brooks is not eating that day. She can't even stomach bras. Okay, we saw it.
Speaker 2: She has multiple gps and you didn't know you could be multiplemultiple about this.
Speaker 1: For g LPs. It was the most unseerious serious different pharmacies. Oh my god, it's OK. And there was she said, you feel the script under Eddie Hennessy. Thank you. I couldn't let it slide at him. Let that go, she said. I went out to Edwina Okay, pim over but like what is going on? Oh god?
Speaker 3: They talk about.
Speaker 1: Was stressed and he was not. I did not see him. I'm not going to see you there today. He was out at the dispensary. My I went to the wrong one today today today, yes, dead ass. I went pack dispensary and the manager who knows that my Bravo fan, shout out to my throw he lives. He was there and she was like, you know, I would kill to be at the store in this place White Marsh today. And I was like, why do you know Eddi's day like he did the pop up? He did his own happy ed Excuse the funk out of me?
Speaker 1: Why am I here? And she said, I don't know. Why are you here? Because got the discounts.
Speaker 2: But well, you know what, it makes sense because if Wendy had the like not audacity because you know, but if they had the she has the boldness and like the non shame because I mean personally, obviously, we we see.
Speaker 1: White people do it all the time.
Speaker 2: They committed crime, they're out and about hours later and people are like, yeah, clean. But I still just feel like me personally, I wouldn't be able to show my face even if I was innocent, because it's just such a such a sensitive topic. But the fact that she was at Bravo Khan and she said straight up she was not fucking with Ashley. She said she can keep that fucking apology.
Speaker 3: Like she was done. She was taking pictures of the fans like.
Speaker 1: She was out and about, and they're built different. They are not like a And I'm sometimes reminded of that because how I would react in a lot of these situations. They simply give a fuck. Long man will make up fresh out of the jail. Yes, she will be what you gets out. She fip down on a fountain and she kind of like takes it all in and I'm like, and Sonya meets here with a sandwich. It's slept a lot like am I watch you am? I like what is this? And that was before I even got I'm like, no, what is it?
Speaker 1: I went back and said I must have missed the scene where it was like three weeks later. No bitch, housewives are built different. They literally and accused of a crime federally. And yet jim Shaw showed up uninvited to Bravo Khan and she was waiting to fit the Marshalls.
Speaker 2: She was going in people's makeup and dressing rooms, you know, and you would not leave us.
Speaker 1: Alone like the fucking love and she's getting out in a few days. Might tell you something, Andy if you put that lady back on that show, because I know I heard you say, I'm sirious she has no place on Bravo because you're personally pissed that are and just like Megan McCain hating Donald Trump, it is solely because you feel personally victimized by Regina George because they would not give you the interview. If she apologizes and you put her back on this show, I swear to God, I will be pissed because one thing Startlake City does not need, and that is her crusty ass on this showing.
Speaker 2: Especially because a nine year old man lived his entire life and took it. I'm sorry took it because of the financial consequences of what happened with gen Shaw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no excuse, man, Like, please don't put that Laddy back on this show. I know we are out here making excuses or making you know, grand interests for grand doms and accused scammers of certain descents. It's not aid and well for the stereotypes in which people want to put on them. But I need you to not legend shop back in this place. I know Eric is still over there in Beverly Hills, but I need you to not let her because one they won't like her enough, she will not jail. And we have a good thing going.
Speaker 1: Please don't ruin it out.
Speaker 3: And that's my main thing.
Speaker 1: Like if we're I won't lie if we were in a bad place on Salt Lake City.
Speaker 3: But Lake City has had multiple and I'm saying multiple, we're fine.
Speaker 1: After we're we don't. I don't want her to take all the like space out of the room. We got we got scimed, we got conwin, even though y'all hate when I say that we got conwin, gam one fraud win. We don't even have the scammer.
Speaker 3: Let's get back to Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: Sorry, the other side imagine there's like two sets of camera crews running around Salt Lake City at the same time and say and whatnot and like doing the same shit but doing it very differently, very different. The City Housewives are trying to be on their bougie as bad as behavior. We got baby daddy drama out the mother fucking ass lives of Mormon wives. Okay, first and foremost, we spend way too much time on this individual. I'm not going to focus on Marciano. I could give a shit about the lot of tech test.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give it time. I've given Bravo way too many lot of technive conversations. I don't care. What I will say is Jesse and Jordan period, damn going through it. Like you said last season, didn't even know that, saw the things coming out, thought maybe this would just before the show, and I was like, in this season really reminded me that they're actually really not planting none of this shit. Like the delusion for Demmy is different, but like Jesse and Jordan's I believe them now. When she says they've been having problems for a while, I believe him.
Speaker 1: I believe her. It's giving control country, it's giving it's not good. I didn't like a little bit of what I saw and heard him talking to her. It was giving, not well, I didn't like it. It was giving, controlling, it was giving, insecure. It was giving. You know it's her money and you know it's her house, and she must make you feel that way enough that you need to make her feel like shit in other ways. Because the way you are trying to talk to her, my love in front of that camera, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: I know she crying to night. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't hate to be married to him, but I also feel like he's giving, abusive, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I'm giving to my quick to tell a man he ain't ship, but I try. I try.
Speaker 2: But I think the US is like a very serious thing and we shouldn't throw it around like you know what with Demi and Marciano.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, Okay, this is how I feel with both.
Speaker 2: Like as much as I hate Marciano, because I've hated Marciano since Venner Pump Villas season yeah one, by the gate when we saw the show, I clocked him immediately for who he was and honestly, between him and Jackson, was.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I know y'all hate when I say it differs between Marciano and Jackson's. At least Jackson was attractive to me. Sorry, Marciano.
Speaker 1: I know, while we're all fighting over this man, I wonder if we're gonna have affairs and she it's really given. There's nobody strange. There's no one. Both of y'all okay and the one. Okay, y'all, you've never seen another man.
Speaker 2: And the feeler in his face is lumpy and clumpy, and he's he's calling people thirty when it's like, oh, you're not that bad ooh sucks realized.
Speaker 1: Also hold secrets better than I thought they did, but keep going exactly okay.
Speaker 2: So but it's like, I don't want to talk about abuse, but I do feel like, and you know, with the whole Demi and Marcelle situation, that whole thing doesn't make sense to me. If he did what he said he did, why are you allowing your child to be on the phone with him?
Speaker 1: Period? Whatever?
Speaker 3: Cool, but it doesn't make sense with both Jesse and Demi.
Speaker 1: I know people are on dibbizazz right now, and I'm for y'all being on dibizas sure. Yet probably with.
Speaker 2: Both Jesse and Demy there's something missing, There's something more, and there's something missing with.
Speaker 3: Both of them.
Speaker 1: Do we think they had a threesome? Do you think they wanted a threesome? Do you think that Jesse and him did actually sleep together? And Demi is mad that she only got a kiss, and that's why she blew up the spot because that's what it's giving to me. It could be it's giving that nature, it could be more is repressed in a lot of ways. And I really want to know what's going on in that marriage. I know we'll probably never will, but between her and that husband, it's giving a level of control which may I don't know, y'all.
Speaker 1: I mean, y'all, have.
Speaker 3: Your husband buying trying to buy a pizza.
Speaker 2: For the man that you say that because you're a liar, like this doesn't make any fun because you're a liar.
Speaker 1: You're in one where if Brett thought that he even kissed me on the cheek, he would be so he would be horrified. You're telling everyone he would be horrified, he'd be awful, He's so pissed, he'd be mad. But you're telling Whitney. You know, I told him about the fact that we've faced timed. He's seen every text and message and conversation. So he'd be mad that this man kissed you on the cheek when y'all didn't even know each other. But he wouldn't be mad that you're comparing oysters took swallow and come with a man that you say you told him assaulted you, but then so them.
Speaker 1: Why would you feel bad for the guy unless you told your husband that you are fucked up, but now you have to do something, and he felt bad for the guy because you have to lie on him. I don't know, but it doesn't make sense that Whitney, God bless her, Connor is the best thing that ever happened to that lady, because she would be lost in the clouds without him. Donna cloud it immediately when she came back and told him. She's like, here's what she said to all the receipts, because she walked out of that place bamboozled, and Connor said, no, wait a minute, let me make sure I have this right.
Speaker 3: She said, reader, Connor's gonna get it every time he goes.
Speaker 1: Every time she in order to not let people sing let him not tell people about the assault in order for him the assault her allegedly to tell people about assault being an affair, you decide too flirtatiously. I'm sorry, excuse me, flee ed, plants, all these things, but not because you wanted a friendship, even though you talk to all your friends that way, which is what she said in the same sentence, that way. I called bullshit on that, and I know Whitney probably did too, like you never thought to me that way.
Speaker 2: But also, as a married woman, why are you telling you like anyone like okay, like to your girlfriend's short, to your gay friends short, the male that you are being rumored to have done something with.
Speaker 1: You never had to see him again, Honey, you didn't you quit the show? Remember, why are you engaging? Why are you engaging? You never had to see him again, So what are you say? That was me placating? I would have been like for what child?
Speaker 3: Someone would learn a word and use it into the ground.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, said my trauma response was to text him sexually explicit text messages. She really said that, And Whennie just nodded, I said, oh she really wow? And you know what, Jesse, I love you but today you being like, y'all should watch season one again through a different lens, respectfully, I saw her through that lens in season one. Jimmy looks crazy. She looks crazy now trying to be friends with Whitney after trying to get everyone to turn on Whitney in season one, Taylor in season two, Jesse and season three, and now she is the victim of assault.
Speaker 3: Also feel okay, So I feel like there's more going on.
Speaker 2: More happened with Jesse and Marciano, because obviously, why the fuck are you in a hotel room with this man who allegedly like lied on you, Like, bitch.
Speaker 3: Stop playing in my fucking face, that's my biggest thing. It's no way.
Speaker 2: And then she's just like she's so protective of him and it's literally insane. And then demmy, it's like, oh, I had to play kate him and we were you know, my daughter just saw him on the phones, and so we saved him under Tino baby and all this shit, and I'm just like, this is not making sense, like at all, Like you already pulled the wool over my eyes last season, but now it's not making sense. And on top of that, if I was Jen Affleck. I now understand why she felt pissed off, because it's like y'all were picking.
Speaker 2: And I still don't want Jim with her husband, But because she had just had that baby, I'm letting her live, and I hope hopefully doing Dancing with the Stars brought some kind of like self awareness to her. And I'm just letting her live because she's a new mom in general. But for y'all to be Jen Affleck is not.
Speaker 3: Who she says she is.
Speaker 2: She's lying, she's doing this, she's doing that when y'all we're over there fucking Oh.
Speaker 3: Marcian is crazy to me.
Speaker 1: I want to take a minute because Demmy is now we're both on the show and in real time like accusing Marciano of sexual assault because she said it was two butt grabs. I'm not here to say if that is or is not sexual assault either. I'm not here to talk about that. What I am here to say is that I remember a Halloween party where Chase tapped her to move past her and said, where's Brett. You felt got You felt like a man should not be able to clock you like that, and so you riled all these men up and said somebody else, Okay, took their shirts off and everything.
Speaker 1: They was all naked, and you can apologize it looking like apes. Okay. First of all, Chase is like three feet taller than Jordan, So for Jordan to be like looking like you don't even to apologize or putting your hands on a woman. Okay, meanwhile, what are you doing? Yes, see the way you're talking to her, crazy, sir, this is her house. I need you to calm down. Anyways, The point is for you to then say like, he just put his hands on me, because you know what you're saying. I really need y'all to like to know when you're being when it's someone's a narcissist, and when it looks like a woman.
Speaker 1: You only know narcissism when it looks like Jack's Taylor, because it's blatant slaps you in the face, and then you still reemploy him, un to the point where he throws a table allegedly at his wife and child or whatever. Right, and you're forced you wanted to couldn't have listened when we said we the black people said, hey, racism is so bad, and he's awful and racist and abusive, and he's probably gonna be terribly liable for a lot of things. Insurance not possible. State Farm is denying a Jack's Taylor request.
Speaker 1: Okay, and so here we are the same thing with Demmy. Because for you to say such carefully curated words, to say words words, words mean this wards me that here's what I think you should say. For you to call Gin and tell her what she should say about your non existent sexual assault, why would I then call her in front of Brett and Zach because you did not want her to say that it was consensual because she saw it consensually. So for you to go from words are so important to now, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not a shove. What do I call this? That's not a shove? Well, a shove could be this, a shoef could be that, Miranda being like, so you're back to it being a shove. I just want you to stand in it. You cannot just talk your way in and out of this one. That lady is delusional, right, but beyond not like a Stacey fun delusional, harmless delusional. This is a dangerous delusional because she is trying to ruin lives.
Speaker 3: It's also that she won't stop.
Speaker 2: Why that's the day here, because we're still like this was a few months ago and we're still in the aftermath of what has happened on the show now that it's been filmed and released, and then like is she's starting to sue people, she's talking about people's dead parents.
Speaker 1: It is now like you don't know when to stop crazy. I mean I thought it was crazy that she was even still saying sexual predator in the media today, like on social media today or the last days are in general. Then to say, like to comment, to still go at it with this man, To go at it with this man, I mean, that's really the thing period, To go at it with this man when you say you did nothing wrong, why are you doing all of this? Then to go at it with this man, and then to bring up his brother to talk to him and them, and you not recognize your allegations.
Speaker 1: Because when I'm hearing from her being that big, because what I'm hearing from her is you should believe me just because I'm a woman. And that's the same thing that problematic white people do. If you watched a perfect neighbor her telling them the cons Essentially, you should just believe me because I'm a white woman. Demmy is like, I don't understand why these girls are just supporting me because I said I was assaulted, because they're like, we don't believe you were assaulted, but you should believe women, Not when so many of us laid eyes on what we laid eyes on.
Speaker 1: Not when Miranda's like, not when you're gonna say my baby daddy pushed you, shoved you, Like now he not beating them allegations. Now people gonna look at him crazy, like there was a collateral damage in you telling people that he did that to you. She's like, well, I don't know the difference. He shouldn't be putting your hands on me. And it's like, are you nuts? I was your friend. Dinny's crazy her friends, she will try trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2: Layla is trying to give her the benefit of the doubt and get her back in the group.
Speaker 3: And she's like, are you st to feel like.
Speaker 1: I will go live and I'm gonna ruin my own life to tear you down since it's dark.
Speaker 3: She's trying, and this is the thing.
Speaker 2: She's getting to the point where I might have to step in because the show for me I'm gonna got me and you.
Speaker 1: I'm really gonna fight because I don't I don't play that. I don't play because you.
Speaker 2: You realize that you lost some mom talk bag. You realize that you lost fan favorite. Because I will say after season once she was fan favorite, it was DIMMI was fan favorite, and everyone hate it.
Speaker 1: Whitney for herself and she showed her two colors way too quickly through her own best friend under the bus said now she should take a pay cut or get off the fucking show. She already got money. Bitch is like me trying to she can't do it, and she like out of their pocket. She wanted to get the Taylor so bad, the tailor you hate the Taylor you made everybody be like. She's so disgusting her life choices with Dakota, the way she talks to him, the way she is, she's so nasty. You shouldn't go to ja z styles.
Speaker 1: You should go to my person. You should get to my person. But she's to be best friends. You and me like leader, like are you kidding me? And when she definitely get what she wants, she wants to take you down with her her and she can't. She doesn't care if she even implodes her damn self, as long as you get blown.
Speaker 2: Up too, Jimmy Engelman, Promise, if you ruin this show, it's gonna be me and you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to see Ka and Miami. Okay, you're gonna have to go to Florida and answer for your crimes because other than you, I was having a great time. In fact, the only time I haven't fast forwarded through anything all of Secret Lives and more of My Wives in season one Demi scenes. I had harder times getting through the last couple of episodes. So I already know how this is gonna end with her because I'm looking at it on the internet today, So I don't need to spend my energy with this.
Speaker 1: I do want to spend my energy with Jordan's selling out Dakota the FD by his wife. He's fighting with her. He not beating them, controlling the husband allegations. Now, boy, like, we know that's her money, y'all know she got the beauty school, the salon. She's got a lot of money, and she married this man because she loved them. But you know, for the reasons why Taraji p Henson was nervous to date Michael E and think like a man. She was worried, and Jesse proves why you should be, because a man can't always handle you being a bad bitch like everybody, and dad talk is in your boat, Bubs, calm down right, the whole engineer or whatever.
Speaker 1: And she made his yearly salary on a post with a brandy at the company trust, so calm down, like yeah, like why are you? I don't understand.
Speaker 2: And that's the fragile masculinity, especially within like the But it's weird because then it confuses me because then they're starting dad talk.
Speaker 1: They're starting that, Yes, you're never going to be a successful but you just are, like anybody can make to. All they do is dance around like silly little women. It's hard, ain't it? It's hard? Ain't it? Playing in content putting it out that I have not seen a single dad talk video, never once, but I do see it.
Speaker 2: I will be reporting dad talk. Get the fuck out of here. That entire horse flag will be reported by me. So if y'all see something flagged, it's me who reported it, because get the fuck out my face with that. The only the only man that I'm willing to allow to play my face with dad talk is Chase because when he said, and it's only because of one thing, because I'm not I'm not a fan of none of these people on the show at all. But when Chase said, don't talk about my podcast, I was like, exactly, that's.
Speaker 3: The only thing, like not too much on my podcast and not too much on Chase's podcast.
Speaker 2: That's the only time that I've ever related to anything that has ever been said in that don't talk about my fucking podcast.
Speaker 1: I hear you. He's like, somebody's got to work too, It's not just this two parents old.
Speaker 3: I got meme about it, and he commented, He's like, it's sensitive, you know what. I'm like, yes, you know, I do know.
Speaker 2: And he's so non maga and that's the reason that Macy doesn't like very He tells us exactly who's Mecca and who's not Mega. So you can go do your research on that. But I think it's pretty.
Speaker 1: Obvious in the list. I would like to hang out with him. He's not me Chase, And wait, what you chasing your clug because he's going back to prison. Don't do that. I love Young, but I would love to gossip with Young Dog for the music that I like from him anymore, just saying no in the car way way wait, every time a song plays on the car I look at May and go, he can't even play this one? Young He just like I love it, but I like not this one either. Yeah. I never told her that. I'm like, what help crime?
Speaker 1: They're just stories, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm very into that whole thing that you cannot convict someone through music because that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Absouldn't because but yeah, you convict someone through emails anyway. Exactly.
Speaker 2: I would love to have like a what is it called with Jackie Christie when she's like a ponder Rosa with and young Thug, and we would have the best fucking time just.
Speaker 1: Talking about people. Would would be holding our heads back, laughing and just clocking people's teeth. But yeah, so I would like to tell you because Dakota sleeps at at Jordan's or the they, Jordan goes to Dakota's house for a couple of times while he is being kicked out of the home that Jesse owns, and okay, he pulls up for him and then if he throws a whole Jordan throws a whole barbecue off the strength of chakoda, being like, you should get the girls and the guys together because sometimes you know, they just need to see your side and your perspective.
Speaker 1: That's what they did with me. And guess what Jordan uses that and just ahead and say listen, this is why I mean and white people clock in. Y'all don't have no loyalty or street code. There is no I posted a fantastic Someone's like, what is the white version of all skin folk and ken folk? It's not the right folks, because why did my man's turn around and throw this man under the bus to get left back in the house. Maybe question Mark Possible said, well, he was driving Jesse and after the weekend that they had where the weekend was pretty good, and she's like, I don't know where we stand, but he was weirdly doing like husband stuff, like not yelling at me the bar was like letting me swipe the card when I wanted to, and like letting me wear what I want to say good job and holding the camera and stop being a bitch about it.
Speaker 1: Hold the camera and be grateful, be grateful that I love you, regardless of your pocket change, and he said, you know what, I am grateful she's happy with me. Let me spice it up a little bit, you know the coda slept with somebody else, or maybe not slept with Let me not go him under the bus, but he did engage a little bit. And however, they were planning to meet up and multiple and when it was time, but he had every single fucking detail and this was literally the sky. And then I'm like wait and he's like, oh, Lianne's friend.
Speaker 1: I'm like again, it didn't never find out.
Speaker 2: It didn't even clock to me that Leanne was Taylor's mom until the next like few scenes and then her mom's there and it said Lee, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh the whole episode because I couldn't figure out why Taylor was it was her mom was crying. When she was like getting ready. She called her sister to be like I don't know. She really was like do I even go to work or do I go home and fucking raise hell and rage because I am pissed. And she's like, no, this is wold, dude, this person is family. And she so she goes to the hotel, her brother and her mom flew out. I said brother. Okay, So when I don't hate mom, questionable, sometimes I don't like sometimes I understand why she's here, she's crying.
Speaker 1: Why are you crying? Mom? And then you're right, they put up leeing. And as Taylor's mom and I said audibly,
Speaker 1: was white body, you should you should have seen ghetto, filthy, gutter rat gutter but like the what is what is? And the insane in same terrible Jack Taylor ship jas Taylor would have slept with Stossy's mom's friends. And you know what, And I will say, even though I'm mad that I have to watch this reunion that this racist lady is hosting, yep, I will.
Speaker 3: It does match because.
Speaker 1: The safe space for all of them. Yeah, because and it's it's not because you guys think that she's just so she's into this.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. He was at Vanner Pump bilah blah blah blah. No, it's because she is a gutter but trash bitch.
Speaker 1: So yeah, pretty but trash. Oh she's too but as no but seriously, like, yeah, I mean, Stacy was probably one of the when I first watched I mean even back when I watched Queen Bees. Okay, Queen Bees on the end, shout out to the Nick Cannon days of the TV on the end, when Stassy was named like I think she went by Anastosi or no, I think she went by Stassy was on there. She had a too deep of a right side park. I said that girl's pretty and like raccoon eyes. Okay, this was the Times and was on there because her mom, same mama put her nominated her because she was a bitch as a teenager, and that was the whole point of the show with how the unbitch teenagers who were bitchy, who families thought they were just too bitchy explicitly.
Speaker 1: So y'all go watch that on YouTube if you can, if you can found it, it was amazing more money, she got enough money and she already I don't off that even since then I said, sh but she was in the mess and so I think that she would also help them open up and they'll be happy too.
Speaker 2: I will say that it is unfortunately like I don't support it at all, but it's better than Nick.
Speaker 3: Well, because she's trying, so it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Has an influencer with multiple books like Macy now has a book. She's a New York Time bestseller. Stacy has books. She's a New York Time bestseller because y'all keep buying them. So the game recognized this game. I think they really respect her in this thing. I mean, Jen Affleck bowed down at Chloe, who is the least interesting of them all. It's not Courtney, it's Chloe. Not saying Courtney not beat nomllocations. I'm just saying it is Chloe. So for Gen to start bowling down, I said, I forgot y'all like unseasoned chicken breasts.
Speaker 1: You think the barbecue sauce is the season, and don't you when you put them on the grill.
Speaker 1: Some things that I wanted to get off my chest before we get out of here, and y'all I'm gonna be doing when I finished the reunion, I will come back and talk more about Secret Lives of Normal Wives the aftermath, because this is it almost makes no sense to if you have not started watching the season, you might as well just wait for season four at this point, because they announced today the season four will be coming out. We know it's already been filmed or is filming, because now we know the way they work is that the cameras go up the moment they do anything.
Speaker 1: Okayne in in La for the Dancing with the Stars finale, there will likely be some drama around the fact that Whitney looked all so gleeful when Jen went sent home, and then Whitney got her ass handed to her she went home as well. And now they're there for the finale. We'll see how that looks. But you might as well just wait because you're gonna have to include all of this context of what's happening on social media. You don't need to watch it all or listen to it all. But this is how these girls like started their lives and careers.
Speaker 1: So I kind of forget that it's always gonna play out this way on stories and whatnot, because this is literally how they built this empire. This is how it all went down. Taylor to the original, I still have it saved Taylor's original TikTok series of the entire math.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let me read y'all those synopsis for season three because they sent it to us for the press like releases. But if y'all want to say, I haven't heard of anyone getting screeners for this, But if y'all want to send me the screeners, please do since y'all gonna send me the damn the damn like press release.
Speaker 1: Mom Talk is back. Mom Talk is back, but damaging revelations and allegations start. In its future, the members face eight crisis of friendship as loyalty shift, trust is tested, and the lines between fact and fiction blur.
Speaker 3: When the pursuit of the truth caused character in a question.
Speaker 1: A war over morality begins, and a clash between Mom Talk and Dad Talk irrupts.
Speaker 2: With their sisterhood and everything they built hanging in the balance, can the women find a path forward to salvation, or without collective sins, destroy Mom Talk for good? And the reason that this show is so good is because I don't know y'all ever watched My Orthodox Life on Netflix, which was about so finish. That's why they're able to do the religious like aspect of this so good because one of the producers, well, Jeff Jenkins, he produced Bling Empire, the McBee dynasty in My Orthodox Life.
Speaker 2: He's the one who's fished this season twenty more episodes, you guys. The first batch is coming early twenty twenty six. Yeah, but that's not even the thing that really, I don't know if you're getting to this now or you want to get some thoughts out first, because I need you to tell them what we found out today about you know, what happened, yeah, and what these things mean and how this.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying. Y'all might as well wait till season four, which is already like a thing, so like the twenty more episodes is coming out, because you need to know that. In real time, Jesse and Demy are still fighting about this Marciano thing, and it is escalated because Demmy won't let up. She's accusing people of real bad things, like really bad things. When Lisa vander Pump told the girlies on the microphone, I saw the footage and I understand why those women don't believe her. Then that was some to me.
Speaker 1: Oh that made sense. Demmy somehow was like, oh, Jesse's so mad that she's talking about me and not her. But did we hear what Lisa said? Because I heard that, and she decided to take that as a jab at Jesse. Jesse was not here for today, She's not here for the bullshit to do. She said, let me tell you all right now, I
Speaker 1: got Jordan asking for change. He mad at me because I bought another chair, you know, from my store, and a burken but I won't let him, you know, get a Bugatti or whatever. So he mad at me. And you want to talk about that. I wanted that little water no offense, but that little water boy over in vander pomp Villa, who's on really tamed girl. I wanted a little fun. I wanted to have a little fun. But she also owned her ship all season, so she knows that it's being received better by Jesse, but by people watching Jesse than Demmy, who lun lied and said, ooh, I got caught.
Speaker 1: He must have assaulted me, she said. So Jessa decided to let everybody, including us, including us, no what fruity Pebbles.
Speaker 2: Was.
Speaker 1: And if you remember, if you recall in season one, do you recall you recall in season one that Demmy was it Demmy who gave There was a gift that was given and it was a box of fruity pebbles inside, and we all wanted to know you. I remember you reminded us even today that you definitely wanted to know there years ago. Tell me I thought I was so clever and funny. Send it to me and I want to know, y'all. Well, Jesse said, you want to know, I'll tell you, and I'm not gonna repeat it because I'm a one, a woman of God.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go ahead and let Jesse tell y'all she's got parking camera and she knows that when she's trying to bath back, So since she wants to be petty, that's all I think. I'm just gonna go ahead and say that Grandpa Brett likes to drink her piss like it's dirty, so and he gulpes it down like water. And that's what forget is when I tell you the sheer amount of people who sent that to me that had no business knowing that. I was almost ashamed that they knew I watched this show. Not really, but I was like, damn it.
Speaker 1: My respectable professional wife said, A patience sent me this. Have you seen this now? Greented? She sent it to me like mean, if you know what time we were supposed to record, You're like, girl, yeah, we saw it, but like this made its round. And I'm telling you, when you said I need you to take it, I wanted to know.
Speaker 3: I want to go to take it back.
Speaker 1: No, I would let to un know. And what's worse is that I really did not need Demmy to confirm it and think that she ate with it. I drink with it. I can't.
Speaker 2: I just I have been through so much in life, you guys like I have been like some unspeakable ship. But if I could just take anything back, it would be knowing that and like that's a lot for me to say.
Speaker 1: I know you think it's dramatic, and the thing is is that I don't think it is at all. I think we could go further before we reached dramatic, Like I guess it's going to be one and let us just battle it out one if it's true or not. We did not. I did not asted with a quick camera flip up. So Grandpapatt likes to drink oh bitch, oh bitch like drink. It's also the way that I am now aid because the amount of I'm never gonna like before, it's never well, it's gonna it's forever.
Speaker 3: I was a person before I knew this, like I was a boy, I changed.
Speaker 1: I am changed for the worst. I'm worser than I was because I knew this for real, like and the worst is like now Ray knows this about you and you're okay with that, because that was the craziest part of YO. It really reminded me how young these ladies are, like having all these babies, because when Macie said, I used to make out to her songs in high school and so me too. But I'm not old. I'm older than Macy Holy ship, like what it's YouTube video game? Like wait, but we're.
Speaker 3: All like all experience together.
Speaker 2: But you have so much more fucking responsibility and ship than I do.
Speaker 1: When when Mikayla kicking her feet like a young and and being like it's so nice, like looking when she's in college and like it's great to be away from the kids, I'm like, well, what kids? We live two different lives girl, as I again, just what the fuck so different? Y'all are so out over there, I kind of like, because again, people don't realize that we're seeing in real time what what we would see. No, this is actually like Gunnar Snipe trash. But it's in a good way. Hear me out. It is it is real stuff that is not actually that crazy, like kinky behavior, having intimacy issues, but wanting to role play with your wife because also sir, you can't be mad at MICHAELA for not trying.
Speaker 1: And she's trying to roll place. She said, be you know, get in it. Just the chair, Okay. But like they're realizing that the rest of the world is not bothered by the things that they know that they believe are bothersome like they're doing this big deal throwing a Pride event. They're like, we are throwing a part of it in Utah, And I get that that is a big deal for you. But my good sisters over on Love by Nader, they decided to have a LGB two Q alphabet mafia some like collaboration event where all the girlies of the social media content creators can get together and be like, let's riise each other's platforms.
Speaker 1: Let's do this for the girls. But it's revolutionary for the women to throw a mom talk Pride event in Utah. But I also thought, only like three of them were there. Only three of them were like at the actual Pride like weed or something. Yeah, it wasn't all of them, but they did throw an event, and I was actually shocked and surprised by a lot of the women's stance on this. But then I was reminded that for some of you folks out there, so are some of the folks that you know, some of the Caucasian folks that y'all know, not y'all out there.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to experience it firsthand and it needs to affect your life for you to give a ship that other people and other communities are being poorly treated. Because Miranda and Gin and Macy and all of them had something to say about, like, I just think it's so terrible that they get like hated off for who they like choose to love.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I can't wait until you guys find out that people get hit it off because their skin color.
Speaker 1: Wait until y'all have Like, but you found out you had black hair this season?
Speaker 2: Well you know she went to an ethnic hair experts with the Tay Jonathan Like okay, but I was so proud.
Speaker 1: Was she did it over there? What is her name? Over there? In l A that talked Kim Kardashian how to corn roll North's air? Yes, this is how you listen.
Speaker 3: I was just people want to plant some eggs, mind you, I can't. I can't even do a regular braid. Friend of my life.
Speaker 1: But like I know I used to form roll white girl's hair in middle school because they wanted it like me. I know that part of the podcast. I'm a victor.
Speaker 2: You are not only are you a victim, but you're also a part of the problem because I know you wasn't out your corn roll.
Speaker 1: I was in Kay. It was my trauma response. That's fair, that's fair. We're using that. Now, we're using that. You think I cannot wait to do the dirtiest ship and be lates my trauma response. Trauma, like what.
Speaker 3: Response? You were know that we were trying You were trying to play Kate. You were trying to play Ki and that's why you did that.
Speaker 1: I didn't want them to harass me from my phone rolls and my blackness, so I decided to break their care and trauma. Yes, of course that was your trauma response. That makes sense. Okay, So over the like these bitches crazy and insane, but.
Speaker 2: I'm just glad that she found and not even someone that can do here at least friends, she found an ethnic here expert, and I'm like, oh, ethic expert, And then I.
Speaker 1: Am I was so proud. I was.
Speaker 2: I was so proud that also Jesse didn't respond and like, well, why didn't you just come to me or why didn't you tell me about it?
Speaker 1: Or like why did you hide it from me or anything?
Speaker 3: She was like, oh, really, let me see. Like I was really proud of that moment.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, okay, happened. What happened? Yeah, No, she's actually she's probably good at She's actually good at her job, Babby. She cares about hair and growing her brand and being originally with a bag. She hided Layla's uh wig expert, her expert, her hair ethnic hair expert two jay z styles school, and she taught Jesse. I did not see it for real about it. I loved it, loved that. Before I to that episode, I saw that and I was like they did it like in like September, because that's the thing.
Speaker 2: When you go to hair school in Closs and Tall school, black people learn to deal with everyone else's hair and then white people don't have to.
Speaker 3: Learn to deal with four cir like at all.
Speaker 2: Like I think in these days, they do have different mannequins, they do have different color and textures, but like just in general.
Speaker 3: Especially in Utah, it's not taught. It's not something that they think about.
Speaker 1: It's not something that is like this is like Layla has probably like.
Speaker 5: To two, sir, problem, maybe you know, it makes my hair look like like but it's still not what they're used to.
Speaker 2: Fucking up her head and she's like, let me see, and she like looked at her head and not in the not in the can I touch your hair kind of way, but in the hey, this is different, and I don't know how to do this, so let me look at this.
Speaker 3: And see if I can, you know, like under like, what what was it?
Speaker 1: What did she use? What did she do?
Speaker 2: And Layla is like, yeah, so she raided my hair down and then she laid the tracks and I'm just like this, so okay, it's done.
Speaker 3: And it's that's a cap explaining it to her literally like and it should have been.
Speaker 2: It should be it should be like that's what we expect, but we're just so like numb to the fact that obviously these way people don't know how to do black hair, and we're still accepting of that. And it's so usual of like us that like when someone is like, you know what I actually do want to learn and be better and know about it and do better, it's like well shit, okay, come on, jay z styles.
Speaker 1: That's all my serious modes.
Speaker 2: Send me some, and I mean because right now I'm working on a last action lawsuit of people who had to know what the fruity pebbles thing meant because now I am a different person.
Speaker 3: So if you don't want to get in this, we're suing Jessie for telling us what it meant because.
Speaker 1: Of emotional distress.
Speaker 2: I didn't, I don't care, and I begged for it, and I still thought about it every time every episode and every time I saw a box free pope.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I have been change, no, seriously no. But you know, for years I have been looking at Leila getting Jesse's chair, and I've been worried because I was like, we doesn't bond our extensions, can't bond to our hair that way, like the way I've seen white girls do it. I'll give me the first to tell you I don't know enough, but I have enough Caucasian girly friends who are good people that I love dearly that I've seen the bonding like at the at the bottom of the hair, and I'm like, that does not work on our hair.
Speaker 1: I know, because them things be pulling, pulling if they're not rooted. And so when she was describing, when she was describing, I felt for her truly because I was like, damn, I understand that that's that must really not feel good. And now you don't feel good because you're like, hey, nobody kids me, so to find somebody. I was just happy she did. But for Jesse to open up her store and to want to know more, for her to want to know how Layla did like Hare was done, and tell her it looked beautiful, because Miranda was right.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, ship upgrades, like that's it, that's what for you girl. Like she was like, you think Jesse will notice?
Speaker 2: Maranda said, she gonna notice it looks way back, considering that it looks way better.
Speaker 1: It looks like it should. Hell, yeah, girl, you got your baby. She got a nice classic twenty eight inch middle Park bust down for her and JT could go out on her. You know that, wow her. So Jesse's rich for a reason, she's smart. Just opened up a whole new clientele. Black people watch the Eliza Mormon. While I think you're gonna get a black tricologist at your at your stop, at your shot I'm going and then I'm coming in.
Speaker 2: The black woman that gets a chair at jay Z Styles is going to be one of the means beyond the richest.
Speaker 1: And listen a royalty like keaven On, girl, you're eating Jesse. You don't ever have to have a man again if you don't want them to, Okay, you can get a vibrator like material. She won't see with her husband, but she will use that vibrator on every trip. She said, period, period, and she said she had and I'm like, he said, I forgot my vibrant. You can bear my mind and girl and she was like, she was like, the man is here, romance dead.
Speaker 3: A friend and motherfucking deed.
Speaker 1: God, I love these ladies. I love like I'm sorry, hilarious, But it's just I don't with them. I'm not feeling in content with them. No.
Speaker 2: No, if someone wants to start black talk, well there's already a black talk. If someone wants to start something that I can't name right now, I can't think of the name, let me know. But like this season, I would say that it's the thing that disappointed me about this season though, is just that we spent too much time talking about Marciano, and there's just so many other things going on that I'm like, like, do.
Speaker 3: You have you have so much like you have so many people, you have so many.
Speaker 2: Players, you have so many things going on that Marciano being the main storyline for like seven episodes and even mentioned at the end, and then still in real life, I'm like, no, this is not the house that TFP built. And the problem is is that if Taylor Friggy Paul didn't wasn't you know, isn't the Bachelorette, she'd already be on the next storyline because when care what no one says. When she sat down with Chase and they were like, She's like, I'm flirty, he's flirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I ate that ship.
Speaker 2: Because Taylor Freaky Paul is a producer, she was setting up a next season, but she didn't know I don't think you know at that point that she was no, she didn't.
Speaker 3: Know that that point that she's going to be a bachelorette.
Speaker 1: So she was already setting up a next season. But then she got caught in the Bachelorette. So we have this back on the good. We don't need to dancing. We got something bigger for you. And I love that for her because one thing is we all want her with a new daddy. You all want a new man for our sist. What better way than for the parent company to enlist twenty Oh mind, we already have a show for that. Oh my god, let's throw this girly on there. I'll be watching. You know, we already watched, but I already we already do Bachelor.
Speaker 1: So the fact that my worlds are colliding in this way, I'm pretty sure he'll show up. I can't wait because an ex are shown up on The Bachelor plenty of times, so why not. I'll watch and the super cameras will also be there.
Speaker 3: I'm into it both at the same time.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to shout out to the ladies because they're producing Taylor being such a good leader. The production cameras went down at an event, and because so many of them were there and with other bitches that they know that they could get into mess with them, girls got those cameras up. And that is why I'm like, nobody.
Speaker 3: The clock there's taking they're.
Speaker 1: Taking it anything like it like And I said, now, so we can get this, but we can't get a recording of whatever happened on that plane, because these girls are like, we have a cell phone, girl, Miranda Boom boom tripod, we got angles, exact multiple never not feel never not working them like her phone. Bna was like, no, seriously, That's why I said you don't cause the girls like we are here. Was like, yes, girl, we're here, You're on it. You'll see yourself. Let's you say you watch like Chloe was like, oh no, we're really doing it.
Speaker 1: Scott was like, y'all came cameras not even here and they were like uh huh yeah, yeahs working. And I'm proud of Okay, I'm proud of them. I am bread and butter. Make that money, ladies, get the bag, keep get the bag. So proud of so proud of us for watching it everybody, but so proud of the woman standing in her truths once again. It's something to the show. It's gonna be me and you. No, seriously, it's getting to the point of uncomfortability where Demy is taking away from what could be like are you trying to pull what could be?
Speaker 1: Like? Are you about to sue Hulu? Because you're gonna lose it? Doesn't she give you the white brit Eady a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's what you guys are not understanding. You are giving me britt Eadie. And then I was gonna say that that Dakota and Taylor, well yeah, the Quota and Taylor.
Speaker 1: Do you give me Krishan and blue Face?
Speaker 3: But if they are Krishan and blue Face, does that make Jesse to seek These are the things that I ponder.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I need you to I need any further input on that. I can't be the only one to know that to have an answer to that question. I'm I'm I'm really putting a board. There's a there's a tree in my hate.
Speaker 3: Because out and we're getting Krishawan and blue Face content.
Speaker 2: And you guys are always like, oh well, not you guys obviously, but like people are like, oh god, I'm so tired of Chrishawan and blue Face. And trust me, I am, but do you not see the parallels that are going.
Speaker 1: On between Sean and blue Face and the things that are gone with Utah Slamo is Baddie's utah? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's what we name in the episode, Battie's Utah. Thank you right, Wow, you y'all gotta go ahead and pay my goodses for that. She's producing, she's helping, y'all, she's doing the marketing. I am watching. So we're here, I'm here, you're here, we're queer. We'd be invited to the Pride event. Shut out to them, Guyle, where can people listen to you? More of your hot takes more of your Bravo con experience, more of your absolutely genius connections from show the black pop culture world cultural world.
Speaker 2: Guys, just follow me on Instagram at Bravo while black. Also follow me on Threads because I like Threads a lot. I feel like Threads is especially because they introduce ghost posts. They introduce ghost posts, and ghost post is kind of like Snapchat for your thoughts. So when you post on ghost posts and this sounds sponsored, but it's not.
Speaker 1: I did do a sponsorship with like, I talked to Stacey and she gave me a bunch of tea and she really does not fuck with Ashley. It's just at all.
Speaker 3: But anyways, ghost posts, you literally post.
Speaker 1: Whatever your thought is and if you don't want it to show up on your timeline, it disappears in twenty four hours. So I've been doing like live watches on there, my thoughts on there, and it disappears in twenty four hours, so it's like I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: So threads fantastic.
Speaker 1: I'm loving the spoiler feature myself when I live thread and I'm like watching the thing and i want people to know my thoughts that I don't want to say for you if you don't want to know, So love that. But also it's like, okay, get into what I'm saying. It's not you know, I don't want people to know how loud I'm really trying to be okay.
Speaker 2: Life, So yeah, exactly like you press the button so if you want to know that, unspoils it for you, like I gave you the opportunity, space an opportunity, and then just listen too.
Speaker 1: We're black the podcast this week.
Speaker 2: It's holiday, so I'm gonna put some content out, but not as much as they're used to. I'll be back at it next week, back at it again with the back at it again. Thank you guys, and thank you for having me on here, because I said I have not been talking about secret lives of mormonal wives, and there's been so many things going on and once. I I truly and I genuinely mean this. I would love to have a mind eraser from men in Black to not know what the fruity pebbles saying meant, because it's one thing for Jesse to say it and then compare it to drinking it like dirty soda and gulping it down like water, and then for Demmy to come out and say what my husband and I did.
Speaker 2: It was just too much for me. So today has been a lot. I'm gonna rock back and forth, think about.
Speaker 1: It, probably post on Instagram about it and thank you for having me on because.
Speaker 3: I really needed someone to talk about this and people don't get it.
Speaker 1: People don't get it. No, And what's worse. What's worse is that we scheduled not today, like not same day, to have this conversation about this exact thing, and they decided to be like, oh, you're gonna talk about it, Let's give you fucking something to talk about. And I'm like, yep, but not this maybe right on time? Okay, well y'all every time. Please don't follow blah blah blah blah on all the things because that's where I get some of my favorite tea and content and support you know, black content creators.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, speaking of I myself in one. Thank you guys so much for listening. This is the only thing I got for you for the holiday week. But you know, I firmly believe in having something to put your ears to disassociate like MICHAELA while other people are talking and arguing about turkey stuffing and free pebbles. Okay, so with that being said, take care of yourself. Following me on all the things at Mixing with Money on threads and Instagram m I x I N G W I T H M A N I and thanks for subscribing and all the things to the Mix with Money.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and leave some refuse y'all have been leaving a couple. Thank you so much. Listen, share with a friend. If you don't like me, go listen to someone you do like. I have a blessed one. Take care of yourself. I'm thankful for all of y'all listening, Kaya, I'm so thankful for you for being here. Thank you again, and y'all take care of yourselves at the very least, don't don't drink fruity pebbles at the very least, and If you do, don't tell nobody about it, all right, Bye,
Podbean