Field Dispatch
206. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives or Baddies Utah Feat. Fruity Pebbles w/Kaya (@bravowhileblack)
Field Notes
What is in the snow in UTAH?!?! Kaya was scheduled to get in to The Mix to discuss Season 3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Fresh thoughts, not so episodic, the season as a whole and all the ups and downs, editing, and production decisions. The drama was abundant and gave plenty to discuss.
BUT THEN
That dang Demi and Jessi got into it and Kaya got an answer to the question she waited two years for:
What is "Fruity Pebbles" (and how can we now unknow it). Part 1 of SLOMW before the reunion, our opinions as black girlies watching and judging and making way too many jokes to cope with fruity pebbles.
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Speaker 1: wonderful mixologists out there. It is your girl, Momi. You
Speaker 1: are in the mix with Mani and Kiah from Bravo
Speaker 1: Where Black or should I say the Bravo Hood or
Speaker 1: should I say maybe muses future date Jake from State
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Speaker 1: Extraordinary correspondents, Baddie Grilly, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 3: Me and my Me and my man child.
Speaker 2: It turns out that Jake he does, he does have
Speaker 2: like a long.
Speaker 1: Term girl up route no happy home, that's.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but if it's ever unhappy and they break up,
Speaker 2: we would know how our c Smith's cards look at least,
Speaker 2: because everyone who texted me was like, why does that
Speaker 2: look like you guys go together?
Speaker 1: And I'm like it, dude, down it. But you know,
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, I'm feting into this with knowing nothing,
Speaker 1: no contact. You're seeing a picture and going, well, this
Speaker 1: is nice. And when you texted me girl you got
Speaker 1: a whole girlfriend, I said, oh man, I literally real
Speaker 1: life in the morning. Me was like, oh man, I
Speaker 1: was like what I said? How you can't be with Jake?
Speaker 1: From State Farm, and she.
Speaker 3: I was like, Bravo, God, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: You don't understand that he is literally the biggest after
Speaker 2: Andy Cohen. It's like Andy Cohen and then Jake from
Speaker 2: State Farm. Mind you, it's like what you have to
Speaker 2: do with Bravo at all. But he's at every single
Speaker 2: and the line is always like out the door just
Speaker 2: to see him, and he is.
Speaker 3: He makes every interaction like warm.
Speaker 2: And amazing, and the difference between like I think other
Speaker 2: people's interaction like it's not happened with Kiki because Ki
Speaker 2: Monique also had some she was in the Bravo hood
Speaker 2: like a lot of our mutuals, well a couple of
Speaker 2: our mutuals were invited to the Bravohood thing. Kikimique gives
Speaker 2: Noma comments by Bravo like.
Speaker 1: A couple of people, you know, I had that class.
Speaker 2: We love all of them, but I just felt like
Speaker 2: with me, I felt like he could be the Jake
Speaker 2: that we know who hung out with Drake, Like the
Speaker 2: Jake that we know who is a little bit more ethnic,
Speaker 2: you know, Kiki, because we had kindshit there like it
Speaker 2: it was He's just so so nice and also you
Speaker 2: know they give you a thing that a strict thing
Speaker 2: that you have.
Speaker 3: To go by obviously from state farm.
Speaker 2: And also he's an so a lot of anything extra
Speaker 2: he's not supposed to do or or able to do
Speaker 2: or whatever unless he wants to.
Speaker 3: So he's just.
Speaker 2: Like, listen, don't worry about it, like we can do
Speaker 2: what you have to do. But if you want content
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Speaker 1: It's just like they're sady like it was so cute.
Speaker 2: He's also never being like the cute putty allegations either, like.
Speaker 1: No, no, never, And I don't think I want him
Speaker 1: to know. And I want that for his girlfriend. I hope,
Speaker 1: I hope she's a lot because a lovely human and
Speaker 1: that's all we want. And I mean, excuse me for
Speaker 1: one of our friends get a hookup with a lovely
Speaker 1: human who has good insurance.
Speaker 3: I was like, listen, that's an asset, is.
Speaker 1: Y'all know. I'm really I'm pulling up on thirty and
Speaker 1: a little bit of time in a couple of months,
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, it's really insurance for me. The
Speaker 1: way I'm like, if anybody got a hookup where I
Speaker 1: did this on the black market, I'm lucky.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I will pull some strings and will get you
Speaker 2: some Listen, home apartment insurance flooding.
Speaker 1: Me like a goodness, this happen into my Auntie air
Speaker 1: like m M jake, you get a commission if I
Speaker 1: sign this, I want you to get it. I want
Speaker 1: to write back. Take this from State Farm. They gave
Speaker 1: from State Farm.
Speaker 2: Also, if you google it, if you google it, which
Speaker 2: I found out in prison because I was.
Speaker 1: There, But if you google it, did you know his
Speaker 1: name is Kevin? Yes? I didn't know. I from doing
Speaker 1: I listened to Scam Goddess and Lacey shout out to Lacey,
Speaker 1: she's a show. So that to Lacey, she'd be killing it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, every every once in a while, I do lowkey,
Speaker 1: just make sure she still follow me. I'm like a
Speaker 1: little I'm selling it, okay. But she apparently is like
Speaker 1: really good. She talks about him a lot on her
Speaker 1: show Dick for Stay Farmed, and I'm like, ship that.
Speaker 1: You know what. She might have even said once that
Speaker 1: he had a girlfriend. This is so many years ago,
Speaker 1: who knows, but the image it was giving a homemark,
Speaker 1: it was giving you know.
Speaker 2: Every woman there just swounds over him because he's so personable, but.
Speaker 1: I got it, understood, understood. Listen if if you know
Speaker 1: what did Lane say, not end the home, but I'll
Speaker 1: leave a condo broken. And I'm just kidding. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do that. Go off, Jake from Stay Farmed.
Speaker 1: I mean we're sitting you were, Jake from State Farm.
Speaker 1: Kevin is a nice man, but a respectable relationship and lifestyle,
Speaker 1: and we want him to have that.
Speaker 3: He's a good work husband.
Speaker 1: Boom boom.
Speaker 2: But you know who is single who's also fine and
Speaker 2: was very personable. But even though I didn't go up
Speaker 2: to him, you know how every like housewife, everyone who
Speaker 2: interacts to him, everyone who in the fan base, all
Speaker 2: the soccer moms like shout out to y'all, Captain Jason,
Speaker 2: is actually that.
Speaker 1: I mean, she let us know. They're willing to lie
Speaker 1: about it. They're willing to do whatever me too, whatever
Speaker 1: you say, Daddy, we did. We didn't just like when
Speaker 1: you know, right, like d digging a long time, long time,
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing, okay, And she she alright with it.
Speaker 1: She not be like but if there was a nick
Speaker 1: to lie about.
Speaker 2: Listen, and I get it because at first I'm just
Speaker 2: like I don't give a funk about below deck.
Speaker 1: I don't care about this man, this white man I'm
Speaker 1: watching now straight man, Really is it good?
Speaker 2: Because now I'm like, hold on, but if they show
Speaker 2: him a lot, I might have to pull U.
Speaker 3: And he smelled good.
Speaker 1: He has a line like a perfume line, not cologne line,
Speaker 1: pushing there and yeah and like yeah, the news out
Speaker 1: of the sea.
Speaker 2: He would walk or he would be taking pictures with fans,
Speaker 2: and it leaves a scent. And I'm just like, you're
Speaker 2: still like a man that smells good because there is
Speaker 2: some funky, else musty, crusty men out there, much like Marciana.
Speaker 1: Hey, b first of all, expert segue into why we
Speaker 1: are here today. Y'all already know though, Bravo is always
Speaker 1: going to be first and foremost on all of our minds. Literally,
Speaker 1: it's in the name. It's always going to be in
Speaker 1: the mix for us. I was just talking selling Sunset
Speaker 1: would sell and it still came up for twenty minutes, Like,
Speaker 1: but you know, I had to find out how you
Speaker 1: know everything was with Bravo con you really it was
Speaker 1: so much fun to watch all your content which you
Speaker 1: have so much fun and get to see all the
Speaker 1: things happen, a lot of news and announcements happening over there,
Speaker 1: go ahead, the Sindaque show and all of that, so
Speaker 1: you can get to know her perspective, not just watching
Speaker 1: from the peacock and from the other girlies, but from
Speaker 1: aferent perspective, a different hue, which you definitely walk the
Speaker 1: streets in Vegas with. I love hey every moment. I
Speaker 1: was like, you're catching the right this is the right thing.
Speaker 3: What I mean, like, this is Bravo, We're black.
Speaker 4: Okay, a lot of on but I'm live from the
Speaker 4: medicine panel. I don't know right, the Southern Hospitality panel.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about these things.
Speaker 1: I understand you.
Speaker 2: A lot happened with the Summerhouse and Valley Casts and
Speaker 2: Southern like a lot happened with the other people, and
Speaker 2: they did their damn thing. But when I say, when
Speaker 2: you go to married to Medicine panels and it feels
Speaker 2: like a reunion, they literally have to tell them, hey,
Speaker 2: dial it down, because they give a show.
Speaker 3: These women are.
Speaker 1: The women that raised us. I love my black perspective.
Speaker 2: Check it out, listen to the show. But we have
Speaker 2: to get into these mormon wise, because me out about
Speaker 2: not talking about them. It's because I lost my voice
Speaker 2: one and two. I was not feeling good because it
Speaker 2: was like a whole week in Vegas at a different,
Speaker 2: different altitude, a white man off directly in my mouth,
Speaker 2: like a whole bunch of shit was going.
Speaker 1: On directly in mind. I get it.
Speaker 3: We are victims, real victims.
Speaker 1: And it's you, me and demmy all been assaulted. It's
Speaker 1: the same thing, you know. Listen, I was just gonna
Speaker 1: tell you now it's we're gonna get into it. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna I'm gonna we're gonna recap. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of spoilers all up and here y'all know
Speaker 1: I'm not good at segmenting things. We just kind of
Speaker 1: go off the dome of me and taking out two
Speaker 1: weeks anything. I'm the latest in finishing today, So like,
Speaker 1: come on, get into it. Also, it's the easiest binge
Speaker 1: I've had all year. And let me tell let me,
Speaker 1: let's tell them why first. I want to start with
Speaker 1: no context. Who is your favorite woman this season?
Speaker 3: Taylor?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I know it's I know it is not answer.
Speaker 1: I should have said.
Speaker 3: Not to oh, but no, but it's the way that
Speaker 3: she left.
Speaker 2: She wasn't on what like the first episode or some
Speaker 2: shit like that, like or the first few the first episode,
Speaker 2: she wasn't on there, and then it's just like, Okay,
Speaker 2: she's not really going to be involved in this.
Speaker 3: Ship like that. You know, she's gonna be busy like whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: She comes back and she tells us exactly why she's
Speaker 2: Taylor Frankie Paul.
Speaker 3: She said, I am.
Speaker 2: She audibly acknowledges I am pretty much the face and
Speaker 2: the leader of mom talking. And she literally goes there
Speaker 2: and she gets these bitches straight together.
Speaker 3: From Whitney Demmy to ever.
Speaker 1: The fucking is.
Speaker 2: She's like, actually, I yeah, I've had a psychotic break.
Speaker 2: I am literally coming out of therapy like I'm.
Speaker 1: Fucking baby daddy, but what essentially therapy rehab.
Speaker 2: And then on top of that, I am going to
Speaker 2: go to Jimmy Kimmel, but I might not go to
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel because my baby daddy is acting a damn.
Speaker 1: So And she's back and she's.
Speaker 2: Just like, yeah, so, as a leader of mom talking,
Speaker 2: I want to let you know, like she steps on
Speaker 2: these bitches and I love it place so other than Taylor,
Speaker 2: I would have to say, Mikayla just purely for the
Speaker 2: scene where she's disassociating while her husband is playing piano,
Speaker 2: and I have never felt so seen in my entire life.
Speaker 2: And I don't like, I don't really care about her
Speaker 2: on the show. I think that she has like the
Speaker 2: saddest story. It's very uncomfortable for me to watch because
Speaker 2: I feel like you cannot really heal in the environment
Speaker 2: that you got sick in because your husband you might
Speaker 2: have that intimacy with him, because obviously you were. You're
Speaker 2: talking about how you were trigger warning, trigger warning to
Speaker 2: your warning, like you know, molested as a child and
Speaker 2: into a teen and you're a young teen mom, but
Speaker 2: you're with the man that made you a mother at
Speaker 2: such a young age, and you are now pregnant again
Speaker 2: and you're trying to talk about sexual intimacy with this
Speaker 2: guy who essentially groomed me, groomed you. So how do
Speaker 2: you heal when your husband is also like when you
Speaker 2: when you realize that your husband is a part of
Speaker 2: so much of your trauma that you're kind of like
Speaker 2: not even really realizing, and then you're also pregnant again.
Speaker 2: But one thing about it, he's playing that piano boots
Speaker 2: down like he's Stevie wondering piano.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how that talented. For a long time,
Speaker 1: you kept going when you asked your mama, you went
Speaker 1: through seventh, eighth, nineteenth grade, it was it was just
Speaker 1: like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: And then she's just sitting on the steps staring like
Speaker 2: straight ahead, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like the same as an AUDIHD girl, I've never connected
Speaker 1: more with a blank stare as a bunch of other
Speaker 1: shait and chaos and stimuli are going on. Girl, that
Speaker 1: don't got nothing to do with me. If I want
Speaker 1: to hit the switch, I'm out of this bitch.
Speaker 3: She just like playing literally like.
Speaker 1: This, that's nice. And she's like, uh huh.
Speaker 2: The soundtrack from Black Swan and she's just like staring
Speaker 2: blankly into the abyss, into my soul because I feel
Speaker 2: like you were at me like camera, And I don't
Speaker 2: know how they even edit, Like if I was in
Speaker 2: the editing doc or editing bay whatever they call that shit,
Speaker 2: and I put that together, it would take a very
Speaker 2: long time for me to stop laughing, because, bitch, why
Speaker 2: are you not saying a single thing?
Speaker 1: And like the straight forward.
Speaker 2: And the way that she also, and I feel like
Speaker 2: it's because I can hold a grudge because I'm an
Speaker 2: Earth signed, but I'm not just an Earth sign, like
Speaker 2: I'm a December Capricorn. And they say that Tauruses are
Speaker 2: the most stubborn. Yes, y'all are stubborn as hall. But
Speaker 2: when when it comes to holding a grudge at least, yeah,
Speaker 2: Like it's like I still have beef second grade. I
Speaker 2: don't care. So when she was like, I still am
Speaker 2: not working with Whitney, I don't know why you guys
Speaker 2: think that.
Speaker 1: You know, like my answer is gonna everything. Asked me
Speaker 1: this question, and I say, verbatim, I mean, y'all not.
Speaker 1: I feel it's a no to talk. She's like I don't.
Speaker 1: She's like can we hug? And she's like are you
Speaker 1: gonna us?
Speaker 3: Like no, like get the out in my face, Like
Speaker 3: I don't know. Mikayla.
Speaker 1: Actually this question, I was like, I really debated whether
Speaker 1: or not I was gonna ask because I didn't want
Speaker 1: to show my own cars too early and be like
Speaker 1: who is your favorite? And why is it not Mickayla
Speaker 1: because I'm very familiar was telling me that it's not Michayla.
Speaker 1: They don't see it for Mickayla, And I'm like, but
Speaker 1: why how could you not? Like? I find that woman
Speaker 1: one petty in the most grounded way, and I love
Speaker 1: that It's no energy for sus to give y'all actual eat,
Speaker 1: It's no energy. It takes nothing from her. She is
Speaker 1: the most dead pain individual, but can really rile the feathers.
Speaker 1: Whitney has never wanted someone to like her and accept
Speaker 1: her more, forgive her more, and she simply pays her dust.
Speaker 1: And I love a woman who is not really like
Speaker 1: even to demmy like y'all, she was like Taylor's just
Speaker 1: stak She's like, I mean, you feel that way, but
Speaker 1: we don't feel that. I don't feel that way. I
Speaker 1: just like, you're doing a lot, and I don't strong
Speaker 1: minded know what to tell you. And I do say
Speaker 1: that I think that the situation with her husband is
Speaker 1: very complicated. It's very it's not complicated, it's very explicitly
Speaker 1: like layered, and it is very controversial in that the
Speaker 1: years of consent and the stunting of growth in like
Speaker 1: developmentally in extreme organized religion plays a really big part
Speaker 1: in the age blindness. That sometimes I feel that people
Speaker 1: and I'm not never have I been Mormon. I know
Speaker 1: anything about the Mormon girlies, but I was in a
Speaker 1: very strict, very but it was it was we were
Speaker 1: in there. We were in there, really really strict, very church. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and I there have been, I will say, even some
Speaker 1: weddings that I have been to in said church where
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh, that man was definitely the security guard.
Speaker 1: While I was in high school and this girl was
Speaker 1: the number one student in my class.
Speaker 3: And now it makes so much sense.
Speaker 1: And now they're married and the church it's bananas, and
Speaker 1: they're giggling all the way through their vows. Swear to God,
Speaker 1: they're giggling all the way through. And it was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's so uncomfortable to everybody watching except for the people
Speaker 1: who were in it. And I'm talking about in it
Speaker 1: still me separated for a long time. Come back, new eyes,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, ooh, nobody else is uncomfortable. I mean, like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about they walked down the aisle to like
Speaker 1: Marvin Sap, How why is this a lot?
Speaker 2: And it's insane that we're like the new adults and
Speaker 2: we're like, hey, you guys, did you guys see that
Speaker 2: it's it's kind of like with the whole like I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to bring it up, but it's relevance, like with
Speaker 2: the whole Aliyah thing. If this was happening in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five, me personally, I as a regular person would
Speaker 2: try to step in to the r klle and Aliyah
Speaker 2: of it all. So I don't understand how as a society, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're just like people were just watching these things happen
Speaker 2: like they.
Speaker 1: Do not under saying like that. You also see though,
Speaker 1: as a person, I feel like where I feel for
Speaker 1: Mikayla is that she experienced a lot of different traumas
Speaker 1: very young. You know, I've experienced some traumas young. A
Speaker 1: lot of people have experienced a lot of traumas young,
Speaker 1: not necessarily the same or to diminish what she's gone through.
Speaker 1: Is just that I think that she really needed and
Speaker 1: was searching for a way out, and Jace might have
Speaker 1: been the first person that felt safe to her, and
Speaker 1: that she had already lost so much innocence. I think that,
Speaker 1: I mean she lost in losing her innocence, she lost
Speaker 1: the lines of what was you know, right and wrong?
Speaker 1: Not to say it should have been her responsibility to
Speaker 1: know if she was, you know, being with a predator,
Speaker 1: somebody was praying on her because she was younger or
Speaker 1: more vulnerable or whatever. We don't know enough about how
Speaker 1: they got together, but the age difference has been a concern.
Speaker 1: I will say, learning more about her this season, it
Speaker 1: does make sense that if he was the first person
Speaker 1: to make her feel safe and that she was even
Speaker 1: able to open up to that does make a lot
Speaker 1: of sense why she also really wants this to work
Speaker 1: because she wants to make sure she still has that
Speaker 1: safe place. But it also makes a lot of sense
Speaker 1: because you never had time to heal period before you
Speaker 1: even met anybody. Like take the age thing out of it.
Speaker 1: Before she met anybody, she never had time to heal greatly,
Speaker 1: got into a marriage and babies just babies. This is like,
Speaker 1: she's twenty six, cities.
Speaker 2: And she already has what this is her what four third,
Speaker 2: four third or fourth?
Speaker 1: I think this is her third, but still at twenty six,
Speaker 1: Like I understand there mormony, it happens. Blah blah blah
Speaker 1: has two she's twenty three, But not to say that
Speaker 1: you go when you can go, when you have to
Speaker 1: go from sex any kind of sexual abuse, the ability
Speaker 1: to trust. She's talking about in real time, the need
Speaker 1: to the way she wants to work on herself to
Speaker 1: trust and feel like you know that she can be
Speaker 1: safe in her marriage and she has two kids already.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So it both makes sense
Speaker 1: and adds a couple of asterisks and or question marks.
Speaker 3: Question marks, huge question marks.
Speaker 2: And it's also like it's also and it's not that
Speaker 2: he doesn't know that it's wrong, but it's also for me,
Speaker 2: his his point of view, it's like, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: normal in the church. Like he's like, as long as
Speaker 2: I marry her, I'm fine, and like, as.
Speaker 1: Long as like that, you know the age, that's fine.
Speaker 2: So he doesn't even he's not even it's not clocking
Speaker 2: to him. And justin Bieber's words, stolen from black people
Speaker 2: and the clear community, and justin Peeper's words, it's not
Speaker 2: clocking to him.
Speaker 1: You know. The number one Aready nominee for the Grammys
Speaker 1: is Justin.
Speaker 2: Bieber, And as it should be, because who else is
Speaker 2: singing R and B like that?
Speaker 1: I feel anybody else? And that's.
Speaker 3: Apologize and I like this can I lie?
Speaker 1: It was on repeat in my home I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: but it's off the strength of a song with an
Speaker 1: actual but even still, you know who was on the album, Marvin,
Speaker 1: I know Chris Brown looked at and said, excuse.
Speaker 3: Me this, I just toured this damn well.
Speaker 1: No, he sold out South Africa, which is like the
Speaker 1: largest venue, and Justin Bieber was announced first.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: That's hard. That's hard. That's hard, and so like nominated
Speaker 1: the same year for the first time.
Speaker 2: You can't write this ship but yeah, but Kayla, okay,
Speaker 2: So I think, like in my conversation with you, I'm
Speaker 2: realizing that I'm like, oh, I love what Mikayla is doing.
Speaker 2: Is I'm just not I think it's with when she's
Speaker 2: with Macey. I think I'm just like, that's what I'm like.
Speaker 2: I like them as best friends. They're funny, like they're
Speaker 2: babes and butt head.
Speaker 1: But I guess I.
Speaker 2: Just I just I don't know, Like I'm realizing that
Speaker 2: maybe Macy is one of my faves now like I'll
Speaker 2: do as well. Yeah, but I just don't like her
Speaker 2: with Macy as much because it doesn't let her personality
Speaker 2: shine as much. So then when she has these scenes
Speaker 2: alone and she's like I just don't like the bitch.
Speaker 3: Like simple, and I'm just like, you know what, like yeah, yeah, Mikayla.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I like this year. I mean she went
Speaker 1: through the most vulnerable things, like outside of the Marciano drama,
Speaker 1: which we will get to in a second, Mikayla was
Speaker 1: the only one who was really her whole life was
Speaker 1: opening up. We saw her do E M d R,
Speaker 1: which is something I'm really fascinated by. I have a
Speaker 1: friend that did it for her trauma and depression and
Speaker 1: she said it was amazing and they really worked for her.
Speaker 1: So to see it, I'll oh, look at this, Okay,
Speaker 1: women they doing She's doing it pregnant, Like that's crazy crazy,
Speaker 1: which also was why I was a little upset or
Speaker 1: concerned at least with the narrative as we got a
Speaker 1: little bit from Jason like she's not trying, she doesn't
Speaker 1: want to try. I'm like, excuse me, I just watch
Speaker 1: all kinds of trauma work to have sex with you
Speaker 1: while pregnant. What are we even talking about here?
Speaker 2: Like it's like me trying not to scream at the TV,
Speaker 2: like like what.
Speaker 1: But he's like he's like saying, like I get why
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to, but I still have needs. And
Speaker 1: if they're not mad, I said, when he even said
Speaker 1: the word, I said, why would you even left them?
Speaker 1: If that was even dubbed in? Why would you let
Speaker 1: them even let you say that? Why would you even
Speaker 1: say that if that's one thing that you meant that
Speaker 1: you might need a separation. She's pregnant. You're not separating
Speaker 1: from shit. Shit. You're gonna get a fleshlight or something
Speaker 1: to get you a grape fruit. Go in the other
Speaker 1: room and calm the hell down, stack and nuggets for
Speaker 1: your children, and rub rub your pregnant wife's feet. What
Speaker 1: are we talking about the threat of separation? I said, No,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, boy, uh uh, that's not right. That's
Speaker 1: not no man, that's not a man lost. Of course
Speaker 1: she's pregnant. I would I mean a non pregnant would
Speaker 1: have been irritated if the jets in my hotel weren't working,
Speaker 1: if one was inadvertently going way too high then the other,
Speaker 1: causing me to think I'm gonna get popped in the
Speaker 1: face with some vagas salt water or whatever, when I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to live that life.
Speaker 2: And literally fucking drake Soldier boy and me like this
Speaker 2: is my song and dance. Y'all are over here doing
Speaker 2: dad talk while I'm The reason that we're here is
Speaker 2: because mom has an influencer. Fucking event, y'all are doing
Speaker 2: dad talk and you have the nerve to talk about
Speaker 2: how I'm not trying. They're so lucky that they're recording
Speaker 2: me because Okay, you want to see something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we saw we heard them fighting, which
Speaker 1: is probably the most we've heard of any of the couples.
Speaker 1: Like it's them and Jesse and Jordan's that's real. That's
Speaker 1: it's real. No, I listen. One thing I wrote down
Speaker 1: I put first on my notes with a lot of stars,
Speaker 1: is I really appreciate how dedicated this production team is
Speaker 1: to getting the content. They're not calling for Andy in
Speaker 1: the camera because Andy and the camera are always there.
Speaker 1: The fact that we saw mid season, then film the
Speaker 1: reunion that we just saw, and then the app to
Speaker 1: the reunion. I said, now this is cinema. I want
Speaker 1: to say, talk about the reuke. I know you all do,
Speaker 1: we all know they do. And then we don't see
Speaker 1: until three months later when they pick up cameras. Oh no, ma'am,
Speaker 1: no bitch out waiting for them to wrap it up
Speaker 1: and we're gonna go back to filming. Yep.
Speaker 2: When they're like, oh, well, so Demy is gonna be
Speaker 2: there because we have press for the show that we're
Speaker 2: currently filming.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm just like, yes.
Speaker 2: The way that they have these they have the Martin
Speaker 2: Scorsese of executive producers there, because that ship the way
Speaker 2: that it falls out, like the way that we go
Speaker 2: from event to event to like filming, we're wondering what's
Speaker 2: going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: Like mind you this whole time.
Speaker 2: Before this episode, I did not know that Jesse and
Speaker 2: Hurt and Jordan were going through anything.
Speaker 1: I did not they ate that up like mister was
Speaker 1: going to be real. I thought. I was like, that
Speaker 1: has to be a plant. That don't make sense. I
Speaker 1: feel like Layla and them, this is some fake shit
Speaker 1: there just to see if we'll get a season two. No, ma'am,
Speaker 1: that was happening right now, like it was still going on.
Speaker 1: We thought that as a cliffhanger. She told Jesse, they
Speaker 1: even the thing, and she told a thing, and the
Speaker 1: rumor happened, and the event here and you talking and
Speaker 1: facetimming and no, I'm gonna say something that's gonna upset
Speaker 1: a lot of people because I know the a demographic
Speaker 1: that I have. You all hate this group of individuals.
Speaker 1: They are known as the Kardashians. However, Taylor Frankie Paul
Speaker 1: has a very Kim Kardashian approach to a situation. First
Speaker 1: of all, that bitch is never not working. She could
Speaker 1: Kanye could have just called her the greatest cun of
Speaker 1: the South. You know, he could have cut anything. And
Speaker 1: she got a camera in her face with a full
Speaker 1: beat red eyes, putting eye drops in still to camera,
Speaker 1: and like, I care about my kids, and I don't
Speaker 1: want them to see that. Like all ways on every
Speaker 1: time that they have even had like Mamo, like really
Speaker 1: big fights have been in the glam chair on the
Speaker 1: way to the event or backstage at the event. And
Speaker 1: I noticed that when the Kardashians went to Hulu from
Speaker 1: their old e show, even though it's been some years now,
Speaker 1: the way that they changed filming was dis way where
Speaker 1: we followed them for the whole year doing what they
Speaker 1: were doing on the show. Like it was like a
Speaker 1: really meta experience watching them, like be like we're here
Speaker 1: for our Hulu, like we're announcing that our show is
Speaker 1: now on Hulu. And so we're here at Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 1: to announce our show on Hulu. But we're talking to
Speaker 1: you on the show.
Speaker 3: And I'm in the Truman Show.
Speaker 1: It's the best here we are.
Speaker 3: You know who is going to that school?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, because now thank you to all of you who
Speaker 1: listened to me and kay I tell you the truth.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to facts. Because we watched and
Speaker 1: we got y'all to watch. And I think you said
Speaker 1: at least two. I think you more than two people watch.
Speaker 1: You got a few people watching that show as did I.
Speaker 1: It was very strange, like as much as we talked
Speaker 1: about it also and like how no one was.
Speaker 2: Talking about else little episodes, but listen, listen, listen. Remember
Speaker 2: how we talked about it and we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know what we were like the way that we
Speaker 2: found out that we were gonna watch it was crazy
Speaker 2: because it was just in casual conversation. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 2: like I had to watched it, and you're like I
Speaker 2: was gonna and then we STI talked about it together.
Speaker 3: But then isn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: Once we started like actively watching it and actively talking
Speaker 2: about it, something would happen where it's like you would
Speaker 2: see someone pop up talking about it, and it's like,
Speaker 2: but when when I was watching it alone, y'all wasn't
Speaker 2: talkin about it, like it's so we put that shit
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 3: I don't care we did that ship.
Speaker 1: I saw nobody else like how girlies and what not?
Speaker 1: To see my friends shout the mouth be like, hey,
Speaker 1: look at you didn't I see no episodes. I don't
Speaker 1: understand why y'all didn't know did it until we until
Speaker 1: we told you. But believe us and we're gonna stand
Speaker 1: ten toes in it because now in real time. And
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, trust y'all, because what you didn't
Speaker 1: expect is that after this whatever last summer of Stage
Speaker 1: Coach and everyone being like, oh Taylor, Frankie Ball and
Speaker 1: Dakoda were all over each other at Stage Coach, that
Speaker 1: was all over the internet and whatnot. Pent on that
Speaker 1: because spoiler alert, And then currently we know that TFP
Speaker 1: is filming for The Bachelor. We were like, what are
Speaker 1: we gonna do? What is the coda gonna do? We
Speaker 1: thought maybe he'd be pining after her. He said, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll fly over to the Bachelor mansion or maybe I'll
Speaker 1: have a cocktail with Brooks natter. She is filming her
Speaker 1: shell for Hulu at a Hulu event with her sisters
Speaker 1: other cast members of Love That Nator, the show she
Speaker 1: is on, because if he can't be on Slamme, maybe
Speaker 1: he can go on the Nator. Girls like, I'll just
Speaker 1: say what that girl. Both pissed me off, but I
Speaker 1: my phone and picked it excited me. Say it again.
Speaker 2: It pissed me off and excited me at the same
Speaker 2: time because I feel as though, Brooks, you're up here
Speaker 2: like you're a supermodel. You just had to dude, I'm
Speaker 2: trying not to say the N word, but it comes out.
Speaker 3: And I had two dudes.
Speaker 1: That were at the at Wimble Dinner wherever.
Speaker 3: The fuck is called.
Speaker 1: I don't know that important tennis match you were dating amazing.
Speaker 1: That was the gag Hitters, right, So for you to
Speaker 1: go from that to the Klota pisses me off.
Speaker 2: But then at the same time, I'm like, Dakota is
Speaker 2: not on The Secret Lives anymore, so what the fuck
Speaker 2: is he doing?
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, if he's on, they will watch it,
Speaker 1: and he's exactly I'm down in and her sisters captured
Speaker 1: the photo. This wasn't even like this, they were saying, No,
Speaker 1: they were clocked in. They say it's about to be
Speaker 1: a good season.
Speaker 2: Did you notice that they all got the European Wax
Speaker 2: Center collapse. I'm like, okay, I did not know, like
Speaker 2: Sarah Jane, like all of them have a European Wax
Speaker 2: Center collab, and I'm just like, these witches are doing it.
Speaker 2: And then like there was this Casier was a part
Speaker 2: of it too. There was like the Raising Cane's Chicken
Speaker 2: Finger fashion show. I'm like, this is the most ridiculous
Speaker 2: thing heard of in my entire life.
Speaker 1: What wasn't I invited? Like it reminds me of when
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian did Carl's Junior and people thought it was
Speaker 1: so strange. And now all I do is he hot women,
Speaker 1: hot supermodels holding burgers, fries and chicken tenders, dipping it
Speaker 1: in sauceball in a bikini that I we bow telling
Speaker 1: us her favorite exactly and we all know Brooks is
Speaker 1: not eating that day. She can't even stomach bras. Okay,
Speaker 1: we saw it.
Speaker 2: She has multiple gps and you didn't know you could
Speaker 2: be multiplemultiple about this.
Speaker 1: For g LPs. It was the most unseerious serious different pharmacies.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's OK. And there was she said,
Speaker 1: you feel the script under Eddie Hennessy. Thank you. I
Speaker 1: couldn't let it slide at him. Let that go, she said.
Speaker 1: I went out to Edwina Okay, pim over but like
Speaker 1: what is going on? Oh god?
Speaker 3: They talk about.
Speaker 1: Was stressed and he was not. I did not see him.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to see you there today. He was
Speaker 1: out at the dispensary. My I went to the wrong
Speaker 1: one today today today, yes, dead ass. I went pack
Speaker 1: dispensary and the manager who knows that my Bravo fan,
Speaker 1: shout out to my throw he lives. He was there
Speaker 1: and she was like, you know, I would kill to
Speaker 1: be at the store in this place White Marsh today.
Speaker 1: And I was like, why do you know Eddi's day
Speaker 1: like he did the pop up? He did his own
Speaker 1: happy ed Excuse the funk out of me? Why am
Speaker 1: I here? And she said, I don't know. Why are
Speaker 1: you here? Because got the discounts.
Speaker 2: But well, you know what, it makes sense because if
Speaker 2: Wendy had the like not audacity because you know, but
Speaker 2: if they had the she has the boldness and like
Speaker 2: the non shame because I mean personally, obviously, we we see.
Speaker 1: White people do it all the time.
Speaker 2: They committed crime, they're out and about hours later and
Speaker 2: people are like, yeah, clean. But I still just feel
Speaker 2: like me personally, I wouldn't be able to show my
Speaker 2: face even if I was innocent, because it's just such
Speaker 2: a such a sensitive topic. But the fact that she
Speaker 2: was at Bravo Khan and she said straight up she
Speaker 2: was not fucking with Ashley. She said she can keep
Speaker 2: that fucking apology.
Speaker 3: Like she was done. She was taking pictures of the
Speaker 3: fans like.
Speaker 1: She was out and about, and they're built different. They
Speaker 1: are not like a And I'm sometimes reminded of that
Speaker 1: because how I would react in a lot of these situations.
Speaker 1: They simply give a fuck. Long man will make up
Speaker 1: fresh out of the jail. Yes, she will be what
Speaker 1: you gets out. She fip down on a fountain and
Speaker 1: she kind of like takes it all in and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and Sonya meets here with a sandwich. It's slept a
Speaker 1: lot like am I watch you am? I like what
Speaker 1: is this? And that was before I even got I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: what is it? I went back and said I must
Speaker 1: have missed the scene where it was like three weeks later.
Speaker 1: No bitch, housewives are built different. They literally and accused
Speaker 1: of a crime federally. And yet jim Shaw showed up
Speaker 1: uninvited to Bravo Khan and she was waiting to fit
Speaker 1: the Marshalls.
Speaker 2: She was going in people's makeup and dressing rooms, you know,
Speaker 2: and you would not leave us.
Speaker 1: Alone like the fucking love and she's getting out in
Speaker 1: a few days. Might tell you something, Andy if you
Speaker 1: put that lady back on that show, because I know
Speaker 1: I heard you say, I'm sirious she has no place
Speaker 1: on Bravo because you're personally pissed that are and just
Speaker 1: like Megan McCain hating Donald Trump, it is solely because
Speaker 1: you feel personally victimized by Regina George because they would
Speaker 1: not give you the interview. If she apologizes and you
Speaker 1: put her back on this show, I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I will be pissed because one thing Startlake City does
Speaker 1: not need, and that is her crusty ass on this showing.
Speaker 2: Especially because a nine year old man lived his entire
Speaker 2: life and took it. I'm sorry took it because of
Speaker 2: the financial consequences of what happened with gen Shaw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no excuse, man, Like, please don't put that
Speaker 1: Laddy back on this show. I know we are out
Speaker 1: here making excuses or making you know, grand interests for
Speaker 1: grand doms and accused scammers of certain descents. It's not
Speaker 1: aid and well for the stereotypes in which people want
Speaker 1: to put on them. But I need you to not
Speaker 1: legend shop back in this place. I know Eric is
Speaker 1: still over there in Beverly Hills, but I need you
Speaker 1: to not let her because one they won't like her enough,
Speaker 1: she will not jail. And we have a good thing going.
Speaker 1: Please don't ruin it out.
Speaker 3: And that's my main thing.
Speaker 1: Like if we're I won't lie if we were in
Speaker 1: a bad place on Salt Lake City.
Speaker 3: But Lake City has had multiple and I'm saying multiple,
Speaker 3: we're fine.
Speaker 1: After we're we don't. I don't want her to take
Speaker 1: all the like space out of the room. We got
Speaker 1: we got scimed, we got conwin, even though y'all hate
Speaker 1: when I say that we got conwin, gam one fraud win.
Speaker 1: We don't even have the scammer.
Speaker 3: Let's get back to Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: Sorry, the other side imagine there's like two sets of
Speaker 1: camera crews running around Salt Lake City at the same
Speaker 1: time and say and whatnot and like doing the same
Speaker 1: shit but doing it very differently, very different. The City
Speaker 1: Housewives are trying to be on their bougie as bad
Speaker 1: as behavior. We got baby daddy drama out the mother
Speaker 1: fucking ass lives of Mormon wives. Okay, first and foremost,
Speaker 1: we spend way too much time on this individual. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to focus on Marciano. I could give a
Speaker 1: shit about the lot of tech test. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to give it time. I've given Bravo way too many
Speaker 1: lot of technive conversations. I don't care. What I will
Speaker 1: say is Jesse and Jordan period, damn going through it.
Speaker 1: Like you said last season, didn't even know that, saw
Speaker 1: the things coming out, thought maybe this would just before
Speaker 1: the show, and I was like, in this season really
Speaker 1: reminded me that they're actually really not planting none of
Speaker 1: this shit. Like the delusion for Demmy is different, but
Speaker 1: like Jesse and Jordan's I believe them now. When she
Speaker 1: says they've been having problems for a while, I believe him.
Speaker 1: I believe her. It's giving control country, it's giving it's
Speaker 1: not good. I didn't like a little bit of what
Speaker 1: I saw and heard him talking to her. It was giving,
Speaker 1: not well, I didn't like it. It was giving, controlling,
Speaker 1: it was giving, insecure. It was giving. You know it's
Speaker 1: her money and you know it's her house, and she
Speaker 1: must make you feel that way enough that you need
Speaker 1: to make her feel like shit in other ways. Because
Speaker 1: the way you are trying to talk to her, my
Speaker 1: love in front of that camera, I can't imagine. I
Speaker 1: know she crying to night. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't hate to be married to him, but I
Speaker 2: also feel like he's giving, abusive, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I'm giving to my quick to tell
Speaker 1: a man he ain't ship, but I try. I try.
Speaker 2: But I think the US is like a very serious
Speaker 2: thing and we shouldn't throw it around like you know
Speaker 2: what with Demi and Marciano.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, Okay, this is how I feel
Speaker 3: with both.
Speaker 2: Like as much as I hate Marciano, because I've hated
Speaker 2: Marciano since Venner Pump Villas season yeah one, by the
Speaker 2: gate when we saw the show, I clocked him immediately
Speaker 2: for who he was and honestly, between him and Jackson, was.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I know y'all hate when I say it differs between
Speaker 2: Marciano and Jackson's. At least Jackson was attractive to me. Sorry, Marciano.
Speaker 1: I know, while we're all fighting over this man, I
Speaker 1: wonder if we're gonna have affairs and she it's really given.
Speaker 1: There's nobody strange. There's no one. Both of y'all okay
Speaker 1: and the one. Okay, y'all, you've never seen another man.
Speaker 2: And the feeler in his face is lumpy and clumpy,
Speaker 2: and he's he's calling people thirty when it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not that bad ooh sucks realized.
Speaker 1: Also hold secrets better than I thought they did, but
Speaker 1: keep going exactly okay.
Speaker 2: So but it's like, I don't want to talk about abuse,
Speaker 2: but I do feel like, and you know, with the
Speaker 2: whole Demi and Marcelle situation, that whole thing doesn't make
Speaker 2: sense to me. If he did what he said he did,
Speaker 2: why are you allowing your child to be on the
Speaker 2: phone with him?
Speaker 1: Period? Whatever?
Speaker 3: Cool, but it doesn't make sense with both Jesse and Demi.
Speaker 1: I know people are on dibbizazz right now, and I'm
Speaker 1: for y'all being on dibizas sure. Yet probably with.
Speaker 2: Both Jesse and Demy there's something missing, There's something more,
Speaker 2: and there's something missing with.
Speaker 3: Both of them.
Speaker 1: Do we think they had a threesome? Do you think
Speaker 1: they wanted a threesome? Do you think that Jesse and
Speaker 1: him did actually sleep together? And Demi is mad that
Speaker 1: she only got a kiss, and that's why she blew
Speaker 1: up the spot because that's what it's giving to me.
Speaker 1: It could be it's giving that nature, it could be
Speaker 1: more is repressed in a lot of ways. And I
Speaker 1: really want to know what's going on in that marriage.
Speaker 1: I know we'll probably never will, but between her and
Speaker 1: that husband, it's giving a level of control which may
Speaker 1: I don't know, y'all. I mean, y'all, have.
Speaker 3: Your husband buying trying to buy a pizza.
Speaker 2: For the man that you say that because you're a liar,
Speaker 2: like this doesn't make any fun because you're a liar.
Speaker 1: You're in one where if Brett thought that he even
Speaker 1: kissed me on the cheek, he would be so he
Speaker 1: would be horrified. You're telling everyone he would be horrified,
Speaker 1: he'd be awful, He's so pissed, he'd be mad. But
Speaker 1: you're telling Whitney. You know, I told him about the
Speaker 1: fact that we've faced timed. He's seen every text and
Speaker 1: message and conversation. So he'd be mad that this man
Speaker 1: kissed you on the cheek when y'all didn't even know
Speaker 1: each other. But he wouldn't be mad that you're comparing
Speaker 1: oysters took swallow and come with a man that you
Speaker 1: say you told him assaulted you, but then so them.
Speaker 1: Why would you feel bad for the guy unless you
Speaker 1: told your husband that you are fucked up, but now
Speaker 1: you have to do something, and he felt bad for
Speaker 1: the guy because you have to lie on him. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but it doesn't make sense that Whitney, God
Speaker 1: bless her, Connor is the best thing that ever happened
Speaker 1: to that lady, because she would be lost in the
Speaker 1: clouds without him. Donna cloud it immediately when she came
Speaker 1: back and told him. She's like, here's what she said
Speaker 1: to all the receipts, because she walked out of that
Speaker 1: place bamboozled, and Connor said, no, wait a minute, let
Speaker 1: me make sure I have this right.
Speaker 3: She said, reader, Connor's gonna get it every time he goes.
Speaker 1: Every time she in order to not let people sing
Speaker 1: let him not tell people about the assault in order
Speaker 1: for him the assault her allegedly to tell people about
Speaker 1: assault being an affair, you decide too flirtatiously. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: excuse me, flee ed, plants, all these things, but not
Speaker 1: because you wanted a friendship, even though you talk to
Speaker 1: all your friends that way, which is what she said
Speaker 1: in the same sentence, that way. I called bullshit on that,
Speaker 1: and I know Whitney probably did too, like you never
Speaker 1: thought to me that way.
Speaker 2: But also, as a married woman, why are you telling
Speaker 2: you like anyone like okay, like to your girlfriend's short,
Speaker 2: to your gay friends short, the male that you are
Speaker 2: being rumored to have done something with.
Speaker 1: You never had to see him again, Honey, you didn't
Speaker 1: you quit the show? Remember, why are you engaging? Why
Speaker 1: are you engaging? You never had to see him again,
Speaker 1: So what are you say? That was me placating? I
Speaker 1: would have been like for what child?
Speaker 3: Someone would learn a word and use it into the ground.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, said my trauma response was to text
Speaker 1: him sexually explicit text messages. She really said that, And
Speaker 1: Whennie just nodded, I said, oh she really wow? And
Speaker 1: you know what, Jesse, I love you but today you
Speaker 1: being like, y'all should watch season one again through a
Speaker 1: different lens, respectfully, I saw her through that lens in
Speaker 1: season one. Jimmy looks crazy. She looks crazy now trying
Speaker 1: to be friends with Whitney after trying to get everyone
Speaker 1: to turn on Whitney in season one, Taylor in season two,
Speaker 1: Jesse and season three, and now she is the victim
Speaker 1: of assault.
Speaker 3: Also feel okay, So I feel like there's more going on.
Speaker 2: More happened with Jesse and Marciano, because obviously, why the
Speaker 2: fuck are you in a hotel room with this man
Speaker 2: who allegedly like lied on you, Like, bitch.
Speaker 3: Stop playing in my fucking face, that's my biggest thing.
Speaker 3: It's no way.
Speaker 2: And then she's just like she's so protective of him
Speaker 2: and it's literally insane. And then demmy, it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I had to play kate him and we were you know,
Speaker 2: my daughter just saw him on the phones, and so
Speaker 2: we saved him under Tino baby and all this shit,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, this is not making sense, like
Speaker 2: at all, Like you already pulled the wool over my
Speaker 2: eyes last season, but now it's not making sense. And
Speaker 2: on top of that, if I was Jen Affleck. I
Speaker 2: now understand why she felt pissed off, because it's like
Speaker 2: y'all were picking. And I still don't want Jim with
Speaker 2: her husband, But because she had just had that baby,
Speaker 2: I'm letting her live, and I hope hopefully doing Dancing
Speaker 2: with the Stars brought some kind of like self awareness
Speaker 2: to her. And I'm just letting her live because she's
Speaker 2: a new mom in general. But for y'all to be
Speaker 2: Jen Affleck is not.
Speaker 3: Who she says she is.
Speaker 2: She's lying, she's doing this, she's doing that when y'all
Speaker 2: we're over there fucking Oh.
Speaker 3: Marcian is crazy to me.
Speaker 1: I want to take a minute because Demmy is now
Speaker 1: we're both on the show and in real time like
Speaker 1: accusing Marciano of sexual assault because she said it was
Speaker 1: two butt grabs. I'm not here to say if that
Speaker 1: is or is not sexual assault either. I'm not here
Speaker 1: to talk about that. What I am here to say
Speaker 1: is that I remember a Halloween party where Chase tapped
Speaker 1: her to move past her and said, where's Brett. You
Speaker 1: felt got You felt like a man should not be
Speaker 1: able to clock you like that, and so you riled
Speaker 1: all these men up and said somebody else, Okay, took
Speaker 1: their shirts off and everything. They was all naked, and
Speaker 1: you can apologize it looking like apes. Okay. First of all,
Speaker 1: Chase is like three feet taller than Jordan, So for
Speaker 1: Jordan to be like looking like you don't even to
Speaker 1: apologize or putting your hands on a woman. Okay, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Yes, see the way you're talking
Speaker 1: to her, crazy, sir, this is her house. I need
Speaker 1: you to calm down. Anyways, The point is for you
Speaker 1: to then say like, he just put his hands on me,
Speaker 1: because you know what you're saying. I really need y'all
Speaker 1: to like to know when you're being when it's someone's
Speaker 1: a narcissist, and when it looks like a woman. You
Speaker 1: only know narcissism when it looks like Jack's Taylor, because
Speaker 1: it's blatant slaps you in the face, and then you
Speaker 1: still reemploy him, un to the point where he throws
Speaker 1: a table allegedly at his wife and child or whatever. Right,
Speaker 1: and you're forced you wanted to couldn't have listened when
Speaker 1: we said we the black people said, hey, racism is
Speaker 1: so bad, and he's awful and racist and abusive, and
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna be terribly liable for a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Insurance not possible. State Farm is denying a Jack's Taylor request. Okay,
Speaker 1: and so here we are the same thing with Demmy.
Speaker 1: Because for you to say such carefully curated words, to
Speaker 1: say words words, words mean this wards me that here's
Speaker 1: what I think you should say. For you to call
Speaker 1: Gin and tell her what she should say about your
Speaker 1: non existent sexual assault, why would I then call her
Speaker 1: in front of Brett and Zach because you did not
Speaker 1: want her to say that it was consensual because she
Speaker 1: saw it consensually. So for you to go from words
Speaker 1: are so important to now, well, I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: not a shove. What do I call this? That's not
Speaker 1: a shove? Well, a shove could be this, a shoef
Speaker 1: could be that, Miranda being like, so you're back to
Speaker 1: it being a shove. I just want you to stand
Speaker 1: in it. You cannot just talk your way in and
Speaker 1: out of this one. That lady is delusional, right, but
Speaker 1: beyond not like a Stacey fun delusional, harmless delusional. This
Speaker 1: is a dangerous delusional because she is trying to ruin lives.
Speaker 3: It's also that she won't stop.
Speaker 2: Why that's the day here, because we're still like this
Speaker 2: was a few months ago and we're still in the
Speaker 2: aftermath of what has happened on the show now that
Speaker 2: it's been filmed and released, and then like is she's
Speaker 2: starting to sue people, she's talking about people's dead parents.
Speaker 1: It is now like you don't know when to stop crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was crazy that she was
Speaker 1: even still saying sexual predator in the media today, like
Speaker 1: on social media today or the last days are in general.
Speaker 1: Then to say, like to comment, to still go at
Speaker 1: it with this man, To go at it with this man,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's really the thing period, To go at
Speaker 1: it with this man when you say you did nothing wrong,
Speaker 1: why are you doing all of this? Then to go
Speaker 1: at it with this man, and then to bring up
Speaker 1: his brother to talk to him and them, and you
Speaker 1: not recognize your allegations. Because when I'm hearing from her
Speaker 1: being that big, because what I'm hearing from her is
Speaker 1: you should believe me just because I'm a woman. And
Speaker 1: that's the same thing that problematic white people do. If
Speaker 1: you watched a perfect neighbor her telling them the cons Essentially,
Speaker 1: you should just believe me because I'm a white woman.
Speaker 1: Demmy is like, I don't understand why these girls are
Speaker 1: just supporting me because I said I was assaulted, because
Speaker 1: they're like, we don't believe you were assaulted, but you
Speaker 1: should believe women, Not when so many of us laid
Speaker 1: eyes on what we laid eyes on. Not when Miranda's like,
Speaker 1: not when you're gonna say my baby daddy pushed you,
Speaker 1: shoved you, Like now he not beating them allegations. Now
Speaker 1: people gonna look at him crazy, like there was a
Speaker 1: collateral damage in you telling people that he did that
Speaker 1: to you. She's like, well, I don't know the difference.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't be putting your hands on me. And it's like,
Speaker 1: are you nuts? I was your friend. Dinny's crazy her friends,
Speaker 1: she will try trying to give her the benefit of
Speaker 1: the doubt.
Speaker 2: Layla is trying to give her the benefit of the
Speaker 2: doubt and get her back in the group.
Speaker 3: And she's like, are you st to feel like.
Speaker 1: I will go live and I'm gonna ruin my own
Speaker 1: life to tear you down since it's dark.
Speaker 3: She's trying, and this is the thing.
Speaker 2: She's getting to the point where I might have to
Speaker 2: step in because the show for me I'm gonna got
Speaker 2: me and you.
Speaker 1: I'm really gonna fight because I don't I don't play that.
Speaker 1: I don't play because you.
Speaker 2: You realize that you lost some mom talk bag. You
Speaker 2: realize that you lost fan favorite. Because I will say
Speaker 2: after season once she was fan favorite, it was DIMMI
Speaker 2: was fan favorite, and everyone hate it.
Speaker 1: Whitney for herself and she showed her two colors way
Speaker 1: too quickly through her own best friend under the bus
Speaker 1: said now she should take a pay cut or get
Speaker 1: off the fucking show. She already got money. Bitch is
Speaker 1: like me trying to she can't do it, and she
Speaker 1: like out of their pocket. She wanted to get the
Speaker 1: Taylor so bad, the tailor you hate the Taylor you
Speaker 1: made everybody be like. She's so disgusting her life choices
Speaker 1: with Dakota, the way she talks to him, the way
Speaker 1: she is, she's so nasty. You shouldn't go to ja
Speaker 1: z styles. You should go to my person. You should
Speaker 1: get to my person. But she's to be best friends.
Speaker 1: You and me like leader, like are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: And when she definitely get what she wants, she wants
Speaker 1: to take you down with her her and she can't.
Speaker 1: She doesn't care if she even implodes her damn self,
Speaker 1: as long as you get blown.
Speaker 2: Up too, Jimmy Engelman, Promise, if you ruin this show,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be me and you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to see Ka and Miami. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go to Florida and answer for
Speaker 1: your crimes because other than you, I was having a
Speaker 1: great time. In fact, the only time I haven't fast
Speaker 1: forwarded through anything all of Secret Lives and more of
Speaker 1: My Wives in season one Demi scenes. I had harder
Speaker 1: times getting through the last couple of episodes. So I
Speaker 1: already know how this is gonna end with her because
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it on the internet today, So I
Speaker 1: don't need to spend my energy with this. I do
Speaker 1: want to spend my energy with Jordan's selling out Dakota
Speaker 1: the FD by his wife. He's fighting with her. He
Speaker 1: not beating them, controlling the husband allegations. Now, boy, like,
Speaker 1: we know that's her money, y'all know she got the
Speaker 1: beauty school, the salon. She's got a lot of money,
Speaker 1: and she married this man because she loved them. But
Speaker 1: you know, for the reasons why Taraji p Henson was
Speaker 1: nervous to date Michael E and think like a man.
Speaker 1: She was worried, and Jesse proves why you should be,
Speaker 1: because a man can't always handle you being a bad
Speaker 1: bitch like everybody, and dad talk is in your boat, Bubs,
Speaker 1: calm down right, the whole engineer or whatever. And she
Speaker 1: made his yearly salary on a post with a brandy
Speaker 1: at the company trust, so calm down, like yeah, like
Speaker 1: why are you? I don't understand.
Speaker 2: And that's the fragile masculinity, especially within like the But
Speaker 2: it's weird because then it confuses me because then they're
Speaker 2: starting dad talk.
Speaker 1: They're starting that, Yes, you're never going to be a
Speaker 1: successful but you just are, like anybody can make to.
Speaker 1: All they do is dance around like silly little women.
Speaker 1: It's hard, ain't it? It's hard? Ain't it? Playing in
Speaker 1: content putting it out that I have not seen a
Speaker 1: single dad talk video, never once, but I do see it.
Speaker 2: I will be reporting dad talk. Get the fuck out
Speaker 2: of here. That entire horse flag will be reported by me.
Speaker 2: So if y'all see something flagged, it's me who reported it,
Speaker 2: because get the fuck out my face with that. The
Speaker 2: only the only man that I'm willing to allow to
Speaker 2: play my face with dad talk is Chase because when
Speaker 2: he said, and it's only because of one thing, because
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not a fan of none of these
Speaker 2: people on the show at all. But when Chase said,
Speaker 2: don't talk about my podcast, I was like, exactly, that's.
Speaker 3: The only thing, like not too much on my podcast
Speaker 3: and not too much on Chase's podcast.
Speaker 2: That's the only time that I've ever related to anything
Speaker 2: that has ever been said in that don't talk about
Speaker 2: my fucking podcast.
Speaker 1: I hear you. He's like, somebody's got to work too,
Speaker 1: It's not just this two parents old.
Speaker 3: I got meme about it, and he commented, He's like,
Speaker 3: it's sensitive, you know what. I'm like, yes, you know,
Speaker 3: I do know.
Speaker 2: And he's so non maga and that's the reason that
Speaker 2: Macy doesn't like very He tells us exactly who's Mecca
Speaker 2: and who's not Mega. So you can go do your
Speaker 2: research on that. But I think it's pretty.
Speaker 1: Obvious in the list. I would like to hang out
Speaker 1: with him. He's not me Chase, And wait, what you
Speaker 1: chasing your clug because he's going back to prison. Don't
Speaker 1: do that. I love Young, but I would love to
Speaker 1: gossip with Young Dog for the music that I like
Speaker 1: from him anymore, just saying no in the car way
Speaker 1: way wait, every time a song plays on the car
Speaker 1: I look at May and go, he can't even play
Speaker 1: this one? Young He just like I love it, but
Speaker 1: I like not this one either. Yeah. I never told
Speaker 1: her that. I'm like, what help crime? They're just stories, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm very into that whole thing that you cannot convict
Speaker 2: someone through music because that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Absouldn't because but yeah, you convict someone through emails anyway. Exactly.
Speaker 2: I would love to have like a what is it
Speaker 2: called with Jackie Christie when she's like a ponder Rosa
Speaker 2: with and young Thug, and we would have the best
Speaker 2: fucking time just.
Speaker 1: Talking about people. Would would be holding our heads back,
Speaker 1: laughing and just clocking people's teeth. But yeah, so I
Speaker 1: would like to tell you because Dakota sleeps at at
Speaker 1: Jordan's or the they, Jordan goes to Dakota's house for
Speaker 1: a couple of times while he is being kicked out
Speaker 1: of the home that Jesse owns, and okay, he pulls
Speaker 1: up for him and then if he throws a whole
Speaker 1: Jordan throws a whole barbecue off the strength of chakoda,
Speaker 1: being like, you should get the girls and the guys
Speaker 1: together because sometimes you know, they just need to see
Speaker 1: your side and your perspective. That's what they did with me.
Speaker 1: And guess what Jordan uses that and just ahead and
Speaker 1: say listen, this is why I mean and white people
Speaker 1: clock in. Y'all don't have no loyalty or street code.
Speaker 1: There is no I posted a fantastic Someone's like, what
Speaker 1: is the white version of all skin folk and ken folk?
Speaker 1: It's not the right folks, because why did my man's
Speaker 1: turn around and throw this man under the bus to
Speaker 1: get left back in the house. Maybe question Mark Possible said, well,
Speaker 1: he was driving Jesse and after the weekend that they
Speaker 1: had where the weekend was pretty good, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know where we stand, but he was weirdly
Speaker 1: doing like husband stuff, like not yelling at me the
Speaker 1: bar was like letting me swipe the card when I
Speaker 1: wanted to, and like letting me wear what I want
Speaker 1: to say good job and holding the camera and stop
Speaker 1: being a bitch about it. Hold the camera and be grateful,
Speaker 1: be grateful that I love you, regardless of your pocket change,
Speaker 1: and he said, you know what, I am grateful she's
Speaker 1: happy with me. Let me spice it up a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know the coda slept with somebody else, or maybe
Speaker 1: not slept with Let me not go him under the bus,
Speaker 1: but he did engage a little bit. And however, they
Speaker 1: were planning to meet up and multiple and when it
Speaker 1: was time, but he had every single fucking detail and
Speaker 1: this was literally the sky. And then I'm like wait
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, Lianne's friend. I'm like again, it
Speaker 1: didn't never find out.
Speaker 2: It didn't even clock to me that Leanne was Taylor's
Speaker 2: mom until the next like few scenes and then her
Speaker 2: mom's there and it said Lee, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh the whole episode because I couldn't figure out
Speaker 1: why Taylor was it was her mom was crying. When
Speaker 1: she was like getting ready. She called her sister to
Speaker 1: be like I don't know. She really was like do
Speaker 1: I even go to work or do I go home
Speaker 1: and fucking raise hell and rage because I am pissed.
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, this is wold, dude, this person
Speaker 1: is family. And she so she goes to the hotel,
Speaker 1: her brother and her mom flew out. I said brother. Okay,
Speaker 1: So when I don't hate mom, questionable, sometimes I don't
Speaker 1: like sometimes I understand why she's here, she's crying. Why
Speaker 1: are you crying? Mom? And then you're right, they put
Speaker 1: up leeing. And as Taylor's mom and I said audibly,
Speaker 1: was white body, you should you should have seen ghetto, filthy,
Speaker 1: gutter rat gutter but like the what is what is?
Speaker 1: And the insane in same terrible Jack Taylor ship jas
Speaker 1: Taylor would have slept with Stossy's mom's friends. And you
Speaker 1: know what, And I will say, even though I'm mad
Speaker 1: that I have to watch this reunion that this racist
Speaker 1: lady is hosting, yep, I will.
Speaker 3: It does match because.
Speaker 1: The safe space for all of them. Yeah, because and
Speaker 1: it's it's not because you guys think that she's just
Speaker 1: so she's into this.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. He was at Vanner Pump bilah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. No, it's because she is a gutter but
Speaker 2: trash bitch.
Speaker 1: So yeah, pretty but trash. Oh she's too but as
Speaker 1: no but seriously, like, yeah, I mean, Stacy was probably
Speaker 1: one of the when I first watched I mean even
Speaker 1: back when I watched Queen Bees. Okay, Queen Bees on
Speaker 1: the end, shout out to the Nick Cannon days of
Speaker 1: the TV on the end, when Stassy was named like
Speaker 1: I think she went by Anastosi or no, I think
Speaker 1: she went by Stassy was on there. She had a
Speaker 1: too deep of a right side park. I said that
Speaker 1: girl's pretty and like raccoon eyes. Okay, this was the
Speaker 1: Times and was on there because her mom, same mama
Speaker 1: put her nominated her because she was a bitch as
Speaker 1: a teenager, and that was the whole point of the
Speaker 1: show with how the unbitch teenagers who were bitchy, who
Speaker 1: families thought they were just too bitchy explicitly. So y'all
Speaker 1: go watch that on YouTube if you can, if you
Speaker 1: can found it, it was amazing more money, she got
Speaker 1: enough money and she already I don't off that even
Speaker 1: since then I said, sh but she was in the
Speaker 1: mess and so I think that she would also help
Speaker 1: them open up and they'll be happy too.
Speaker 2: I will say that it is unfortunately like I don't
Speaker 2: support it at all, but it's better than Nick.
Speaker 3: Well, because she's trying, so it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Has an influencer with multiple books like Macy now has
Speaker 1: a book. She's a New York Time bestseller. Stacy has books.
Speaker 1: She's a New York Time bestseller because y'all keep buying them.
Speaker 1: So the game recognized this game. I think they really
Speaker 1: respect her in this thing. I mean, Jen Affleck bowed
Speaker 1: down at Chloe, who is the least interesting of them all.
Speaker 1: It's not Courtney, it's Chloe. Not saying Courtney not beat nomllocations.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it is Chloe. So for Gen to
Speaker 1: start bowling down, I said, I forgot y'all like unseasoned
Speaker 1: chicken breasts. You think the barbecue sauce is the season,
Speaker 1: and don't you when you put them on the grill.
Speaker 1: Some things that I wanted to get off my chest
Speaker 1: before we get out of here, and y'all I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be doing when I finished the reunion, I will come
Speaker 1: back and talk more about Secret Lives of Normal Wives
Speaker 1: the aftermath, because this is it almost makes no sense
Speaker 1: to if you have not started watching the season, you
Speaker 1: might as well just wait for season four at this point,
Speaker 1: because they announced today the season four will be coming out.
Speaker 1: We know it's already been filmed or is filming, because
Speaker 1: now we know the way they work is that the
Speaker 1: cameras go up the moment they do anything. Okayne in
Speaker 1: in La for the Dancing with the Stars finale, there
Speaker 1: will likely be some drama around the fact that Whitney
Speaker 1: looked all so gleeful when Jen went sent home, and
Speaker 1: then Whitney got her ass handed to her she went
Speaker 1: home as well. And now they're there for the finale.
Speaker 1: We'll see how that looks. But you might as well
Speaker 1: just wait because you're gonna have to include all of
Speaker 1: this context of what's happening on social media. You don't
Speaker 1: need to watch it all or listen to it all.
Speaker 1: But this is how these girls like started their lives
Speaker 1: and careers. So I kind of forget that it's always
Speaker 1: gonna play out this way on stories and whatnot, because
Speaker 1: this is literally how they built this empire. This is
Speaker 1: how it all went down. Taylor to the original, I
Speaker 1: still have it saved Taylor's original TikTok series of the
Speaker 1: entire math.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let me read y'all those synopsis for season
Speaker 2: three because they sent it to us for the press
Speaker 2: like releases. But if y'all want to say, I haven't
Speaker 2: heard of anyone getting screeners for this, But if y'all
Speaker 2: want to send me the screeners, please do since y'all
Speaker 2: gonna send me the damn the damn like press release.
Speaker 1: Mom Talk is back. Mom Talk is back, but damaging
Speaker 1: revelations and allegations start. In its future, the members face
Speaker 1: eight crisis of friendship as loyalty shift, trust is tested,
Speaker 1: and the lines between fact and fiction blur.
Speaker 3: When the pursuit of the truth caused character in a question.
Speaker 1: A war over morality begins, and a clash between Mom
Speaker 1: Talk and Dad Talk irrupts.
Speaker 2: With their sisterhood and everything they built hanging in the balance,
Speaker 2: can the women find a path forward to salvation, or
Speaker 2: without collective sins, destroy Mom Talk for good? And the
Speaker 2: reason that this show is so good is because I
Speaker 2: don't know y'all ever watched My Orthodox Life on Netflix,
Speaker 2: which was about so finish. That's why they're able to
Speaker 2: do the religious like aspect of this so good because
Speaker 2: one of the producers, well, Jeff Jenkins, he produced Bling Empire,
Speaker 2: the McBee dynasty in My Orthodox Life. He's the one
Speaker 2: who's fished this season twenty more episodes, you guys. The
Speaker 2: first batch is coming early twenty twenty six. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: that's not even the thing that really, I don't know
Speaker 2: if you're getting to this now or you want to
Speaker 2: get some thoughts out first, because I need you to
Speaker 2: tell them what we found out today about you know,
Speaker 2: what happened, yeah, and what these things mean and how this.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying. Y'all might as well wait till
Speaker 1: season four, which is already like a thing, so like
Speaker 1: the twenty more episodes is coming out, because you need
Speaker 1: to know that. In real time, Jesse and Demy are
Speaker 1: still fighting about this Marciano thing, and it is escalated
Speaker 1: because Demmy won't let up. She's accusing people of real
Speaker 1: bad things, like really bad things. When Lisa vander Pump
Speaker 1: told the girlies on the microphone, I saw the footage
Speaker 1: and I understand why those women don't believe her. Then
Speaker 1: that was some to me. Oh that made sense. Demmy
Speaker 1: somehow was like, oh, Jesse's so mad that she's talking
Speaker 1: about me and not her. But did we hear what
Speaker 1: Lisa said? Because I heard that, and she decided to
Speaker 1: take that as a jab at Jesse. Jesse was not
Speaker 1: here for today, She's not here for the bullshit to do.
Speaker 1: She said, let me tell you all right now, I
Speaker 1: got Jordan asking for change. He mad at me because
Speaker 1: I bought another chair, you know, from my store, and
Speaker 1: a burken but I won't let him, you know, get
Speaker 1: a Bugatti or whatever. So he mad at me. And
Speaker 1: you want to talk about that. I wanted that little
Speaker 1: water no offense, but that little water boy over in
Speaker 1: vander pomp Villa, who's on really tamed girl. I wanted
Speaker 1: a little fun. I wanted to have a little fun.
Speaker 1: But she also owned her ship all season, so she
Speaker 1: knows that it's being received better by Jesse, but by
Speaker 1: people watching Jesse than Demmy, who lun lied and said, ooh,
Speaker 1: I got caught. He must have assaulted me, she said.
Speaker 1: So Jessa decided to let everybody, including us, including us,
Speaker 1: no what fruity Pebbles.
Speaker 2: Was.
Speaker 1: And if you remember, if you recall in season one,
Speaker 1: do you recall you recall in season one that Demmy
Speaker 1: was it Demmy who gave There was a gift that
Speaker 1: was given and it was a box of fruity pebbles inside,
Speaker 1: and we all wanted to know you. I remember you
Speaker 1: reminded us even today that you definitely wanted to know
Speaker 1: there years ago. Tell me I thought I was so
Speaker 1: clever and funny. Send it to me and I want
Speaker 1: to know, y'all. Well, Jesse said, you want to know,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, and I'm not gonna repeat it because
Speaker 1: I'm a one, a woman of God. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and let Jesse tell y'all she's got parking
Speaker 1: camera and she knows that when she's trying to bath back,
Speaker 1: So since she wants to be petty, that's all I think.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and say that Grandpa Brett
Speaker 1: likes to drink her piss like it's dirty, so and
Speaker 1: he gulpes it down like water. And that's what forget
Speaker 1: is when I tell you the sheer amount of people
Speaker 1: who sent that to me that had no business knowing that.
Speaker 1: I was almost ashamed that they knew I watched this show.
Speaker 1: Not really, but I was like, damn it. My respectable
Speaker 1: professional wife said, A patience sent me this. Have you
Speaker 1: seen this now? Greented? She sent it to me like mean,
Speaker 1: if you know what time we were supposed to record,
Speaker 1: You're like, girl, yeah, we saw it, but like this
Speaker 1: made its round. And I'm telling you, when you said
Speaker 1: I need you to take it, I wanted to know.
Speaker 3: I want to go to take it back.
Speaker 1: No, I would let to un know. And what's worse
Speaker 1: is that I really did not need Demmy to confirm
Speaker 1: it and think that she ate with it. I drink
Speaker 1: with it. I can't.
Speaker 2: I just I have been through so much in life,
Speaker 2: you guys like I have been like some unspeakable ship.
Speaker 2: But if I could just take anything back, it would
Speaker 2: be knowing that and like that's a lot for me
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 1: I know you think it's dramatic, and the thing is
Speaker 1: is that I don't think it is at all. I
Speaker 1: think we could go further before we reached dramatic, Like
Speaker 1: I guess it's going to be one and let us
Speaker 1: just battle it out one if it's true or not.
Speaker 1: We did not. I did not asted with a quick
Speaker 1: camera flip up. So Grandpapatt likes to drink oh bitch,
Speaker 1: oh bitch like drink. It's also the way that I
Speaker 1: am now aid because the amount of I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: like before, it's never well, it's gonna it's forever.
Speaker 3: I was a person before I knew this, like I
Speaker 3: was a boy, I changed.
Speaker 1: I am changed for the worst. I'm worser than I
Speaker 1: was because I knew this for real, like and the
Speaker 1: worst is like now Ray knows this about you and
Speaker 1: you're okay with that, because that was the craziest part
Speaker 1: of YO. It really reminded me how young these ladies are,
Speaker 1: like having all these babies, because when Macie said, I
Speaker 1: used to make out to her songs in high school
Speaker 1: and so me too. But I'm not old. I'm older
Speaker 1: than Macy Holy ship, like what it's YouTube video game?
Speaker 1: Like wait, but we're.
Speaker 3: All like all experience together.
Speaker 2: But you have so much more fucking responsibility and ship
Speaker 2: than I do.
Speaker 1: When when Mikayla kicking her feet like a young and
Speaker 1: and being like it's so nice, like looking when she's
Speaker 1: in college and like it's great to be away from
Speaker 1: the kids, I'm like, well, what kids? We live two
Speaker 1: different lives girl, as I again, just what the fuck
Speaker 1: so different? Y'all are so out over there, I kind
Speaker 1: of like, because again, people don't realize that we're seeing
Speaker 1: in real time what what we would see. No, this
Speaker 1: is actually like Gunnar Snipe trash. But it's in a
Speaker 1: good way. Hear me out. It is it is real
Speaker 1: stuff that is not actually that crazy, like kinky behavior,
Speaker 1: having intimacy issues, but wanting to role play with your
Speaker 1: wife because also sir, you can't be mad at MICHAELA
Speaker 1: for not trying. And she's trying to roll place. She said,
Speaker 1: be you know, get in it. Just the chair, Okay.
Speaker 1: But like they're realizing that the rest of the world
Speaker 1: is not bothered by the things that they know that
Speaker 1: they believe are bothersome like they're doing this big deal
Speaker 1: throwing a Pride event. They're like, we are throwing a
Speaker 1: part of it in Utah, And I get that that
Speaker 1: is a big deal for you. But my good sisters
Speaker 1: over on Love by Nader, they decided to have a
Speaker 1: LGB two Q alphabet mafia some like collaboration event where
Speaker 1: all the girlies of the social media content creators can
Speaker 1: get together and be like, let's riise each other's platforms.
Speaker 1: Let's do this for the girls. But it's revolutionary for
Speaker 1: the women to throw a mom talk Pride event in Utah.
Speaker 1: But I also thought, only like three of them were there.
Speaker 1: Only three of them were like at the actual Pride
Speaker 1: like weed or something. Yeah, it wasn't all of them,
Speaker 1: but they did throw an event, and I was actually
Speaker 1: shocked and surprised by a lot of the women's stance
Speaker 1: on this. But then I was reminded that for some
Speaker 1: of you folks out there, so are some of the
Speaker 1: folks that you know, some of the Caucasian folks that
Speaker 1: y'all know, not y'all out there. Y'all need to experience
Speaker 1: it firsthand and it needs to affect your life for
Speaker 1: you to give a ship that other people and other
Speaker 1: communities are being poorly treated. Because Miranda and Gin and
Speaker 1: Macy and all of them had something to say about, like,
Speaker 1: I just think it's so terrible that they get like
Speaker 1: hated off for who they like choose to love.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I can't wait until you guys find
Speaker 2: out that people get hit it off because their skin color.
Speaker 1: Wait until y'all have Like, but you found out you
Speaker 1: had black hair this season?
Speaker 2: Well you know she went to an ethnic hair experts
Speaker 2: with the Tay Jonathan Like okay, but I was so proud.
Speaker 1: Was she did it over there? What is her name?
Speaker 1: Over there? In l A that talked Kim Kardashian how
Speaker 1: to corn roll North's air? Yes, this is how you listen.
Speaker 3: I was just people want to plant some eggs, mind you,
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't even do a regular braid. Friend
Speaker 3: of my life.
Speaker 1: But like I know I used to form roll white
Speaker 1: girl's hair in middle school because they wanted it like me.
Speaker 1: I know that part of the podcast. I'm a victor.
Speaker 2: You are not only are you a victim, but you're
Speaker 2: also a part of the problem because I know you
Speaker 2: wasn't out your corn roll.
Speaker 1: I was in Kay. It was my trauma response. That's fair,
Speaker 1: that's fair. We're using that. Now, we're using that. You
Speaker 1: think I cannot wait to do the dirtiest ship and
Speaker 1: be lates my trauma response. Trauma, like what.
Speaker 3: Response? You were know that we were trying You were
Speaker 3: trying to play Kate. You were trying to play Ki
Speaker 3: and that's why you did that.
Speaker 1: I didn't want them to harass me from my phone
Speaker 1: rolls and my blackness, so I decided to break their
Speaker 1: care and trauma. Yes, of course that was your trauma response.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Okay, So over the like these bitches
Speaker 1: crazy and insane, but.
Speaker 2: I'm just glad that she found and not even someone
Speaker 2: that can do here at least friends, she found an
Speaker 2: ethnic here expert, and I'm like, oh, ethic expert, And
Speaker 2: then I.
Speaker 1: Am I was so proud. I was.
Speaker 2: I was so proud that also Jesse didn't respond and like, well,
Speaker 2: why didn't you just come to me or why didn't
Speaker 2: you tell me about it?
Speaker 1: Or like why did you hide it from me or anything?
Speaker 3: She was like, oh, really, let me see. Like I
Speaker 3: was really proud of that moment.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, okay, happened. What happened? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: she's actually she's probably good at She's actually good at
Speaker 1: her job, Babby. She cares about hair and growing her
Speaker 1: brand and being originally with a bag. She hided Layla's
Speaker 1: uh wig expert, her expert, her hair ethnic hair expert
Speaker 1: two jay z styles school, and she taught Jesse. I
Speaker 1: did not see it for real about it. I loved it,
Speaker 1: loved that. Before I to that episode, I saw that
Speaker 1: and I was like they did it like in like September,
Speaker 1: because that's the thing.
Speaker 2: When you go to hair school in Closs and Tall school,
Speaker 2: black people learn to deal with everyone else's hair and
Speaker 2: then white people don't have to.
Speaker 3: Learn to deal with four cir like at all.
Speaker 2: Like I think in these days, they do have different mannequins,
Speaker 2: they do have different color and textures, but like just
Speaker 2: in general.
Speaker 3: Especially in Utah, it's not taught. It's not something that
Speaker 3: they think about.
Speaker 1: It's not something that is like this is like Layla
Speaker 1: has probably like.
Speaker 5: To two, sir, problem, maybe you know, it makes my
Speaker 5: hair look like like but it's still not what they're
Speaker 5: used to.
Speaker 2: Fucking up her head and she's like, let me see,
Speaker 2: and she like looked at her head and not in
Speaker 2: the not in the can I touch your hair kind
Speaker 2: of way, but in the hey, this is different, and
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do this, so let me
Speaker 2: look at this.
Speaker 3: And see if I can, you know, like under like,
Speaker 3: what what was it?
Speaker 1: What did she use? What did she do?
Speaker 2: And Layla is like, yeah, so she raided my hair
Speaker 2: down and then she laid the tracks and I'm just
Speaker 2: like this, so okay, it's done.
Speaker 3: And it's that's a cap explaining it to her literally
Speaker 3: like and it should have been.
Speaker 2: It should be it should be like that's what we expect,
Speaker 2: but we're just so like numb to the fact that
Speaker 2: obviously these way people don't know how to do black hair,
Speaker 2: and we're still accepting of that. And it's so usual
Speaker 2: of like us that like when someone is like, you
Speaker 2: know what I actually do want to learn and be
Speaker 2: better and know about it and do better, it's like
Speaker 2: well shit, okay, come on, jay z styles.
Speaker 1: That's all my serious modes.
Speaker 2: Send me some, and I mean because right now I'm
Speaker 2: working on a last action lawsuit of people who had
Speaker 2: to know what the fruity pebbles thing meant because now
Speaker 2: I am a different person.
Speaker 3: So if you don't want to get in this, we're
Speaker 3: suing Jessie for telling us what it meant because.
Speaker 1: Of emotional distress.
Speaker 2: I didn't, I don't care, and I begged for it,
Speaker 2: and I still thought about it every time every episode
Speaker 2: and every time I saw a box free pope.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I have been change, no, seriously no.
Speaker 1: But you know, for years I have been looking at
Speaker 1: Leila getting Jesse's chair, and I've been worried because I
Speaker 1: was like, we doesn't bond our extensions, can't bond to
Speaker 1: our hair that way, like the way I've seen white
Speaker 1: girls do it. I'll give me the first to tell
Speaker 1: you I don't know enough, but I have enough Caucasian
Speaker 1: girly friends who are good people that I love dearly
Speaker 1: that I've seen the bonding like at the at the
Speaker 1: bottom of the hair, and I'm like, that does not
Speaker 1: work on our hair. I know, because them things be pulling,
Speaker 1: pulling if they're not rooted. And so when she was describing,
Speaker 1: when she was describing, I felt for her truly because
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I understand that that's that must
Speaker 1: really not feel good. And now you don't feel good
Speaker 1: because you're like, hey, nobody kids me, so to find somebody.
Speaker 1: I was just happy she did. But for Jesse to
Speaker 1: open up her store and to want to know more,
Speaker 1: for her to want to know how Layla did like
Speaker 1: Hare was done, and tell her it looked beautiful, because
Speaker 1: Miranda was right. She was like, oh, ship upgrades, like
Speaker 1: that's it, that's what for you girl. Like she was like,
Speaker 1: you think Jesse will notice?
Speaker 2: Maranda said, she gonna notice it looks way back, considering
Speaker 2: that it looks way better.
Speaker 1: It looks like it should. Hell, yeah, girl, you got
Speaker 1: your baby. She got a nice classic twenty eight inch
Speaker 1: middle Park bust down for her and JT could go
Speaker 1: out on her. You know that, wow her. So Jesse's
Speaker 1: rich for a reason, she's smart. Just opened up a
Speaker 1: whole new clientele. Black people watch the Eliza Mormon. While
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna get a black tricologist at your
Speaker 1: at your stop, at your shot I'm going and then
Speaker 1: I'm coming in.
Speaker 2: The black woman that gets a chair at jay Z
Speaker 2: Styles is going to be one of the means beyond
Speaker 2: the richest.
Speaker 1: And listen a royalty like keaven On, girl, you're eating Jesse.
Speaker 1: You don't ever have to have a man again if
Speaker 1: you don't want them to, Okay, you can get a
Speaker 1: vibrator like material. She won't see with her husband, but
Speaker 1: she will use that vibrator on every trip. She said, period, period,
Speaker 1: and she said she had and I'm like, he said,
Speaker 1: I forgot my vibrant. You can bear my mind and
Speaker 1: girl and she was like, she was like, the man
Speaker 1: is here, romance dead.
Speaker 3: A friend and motherfucking deed.
Speaker 1: God, I love these ladies. I love like I'm sorry, hilarious,
Speaker 1: But it's just I don't with them. I'm not feeling
Speaker 1: in content with them. No.
Speaker 2: No, if someone wants to start black talk, well there's
Speaker 2: already a black talk. If someone wants to start something
Speaker 2: that I can't name right now, I can't think of
Speaker 2: the name, let me know. But like this season, I
Speaker 2: would say that it's the thing that disappointed me about
Speaker 2: this season though, is just that we spent too much
Speaker 2: time talking about Marciano, and there's just so many other
Speaker 2: things going on that I'm like, like, do.
Speaker 3: You have you have so much like you have so
Speaker 3: many people, you have so many.
Speaker 2: Players, you have so many things going on that Marciano
Speaker 2: being the main storyline for like seven episodes and even
Speaker 2: mentioned at the end, and then still in real life,
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, this is not the house that TFP built.
Speaker 2: And the problem is is that if Taylor Friggy Paul
Speaker 2: didn't wasn't you know, isn't the Bachelorette, she'd already be
Speaker 2: on the next storyline because when care what no one says.
Speaker 2: When she sat down with Chase and they were like,
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm flirty, he's flirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I ate that ship.
Speaker 2: Because Taylor Freaky Paul is a producer, she was setting
Speaker 2: up a next season, but she didn't know I don't
Speaker 2: think you know at that point that she was no,
Speaker 2: she didn't.
Speaker 3: Know that that point that she's going to be a bachelorette.
Speaker 1: So she was already setting up a next season. But
Speaker 1: then she got caught in the Bachelorette. So we have
Speaker 1: this back on the good. We don't need to dancing.
Speaker 1: We got something bigger for you. And I love that
Speaker 1: for her because one thing is we all want her
Speaker 1: with a new daddy. You all want a new man
Speaker 1: for our sist. What better way than for the parent
Speaker 1: company to enlist twenty Oh mind, we already have a
Speaker 1: show for that. Oh my god, let's throw this girly
Speaker 1: on there. I'll be watching. You know, we already watched,
Speaker 1: but I already we already do Bachelor. So the fact
Speaker 1: that my worlds are colliding in this way, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure he'll show up. I can't wait because an ex
Speaker 1: are shown up on The Bachelor plenty of times, so
Speaker 1: why not. I'll watch and the super cameras will also
Speaker 1: be there.
Speaker 3: I'm into it both at the same time.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to shout out to the ladies because
Speaker 1: they're producing Taylor being such a good leader. The production
Speaker 1: cameras went down at an event, and because so many
Speaker 1: of them were there and with other bitches that they
Speaker 1: know that they could get into mess with them, girls
Speaker 1: got those cameras up. And that is why I'm like, nobody.
Speaker 3: The clock there's taking they're.
Speaker 1: Taking it anything like it like And I said, now,
Speaker 1: so we can get this, but we can't get a
Speaker 1: recording of whatever happened on that plane, because these girls
Speaker 1: are like, we have a cell phone, girl, Miranda Boom
Speaker 1: boom tripod, we got angles, exact multiple never not feel
Speaker 1: never not working them like her phone. Bna was like, no, seriously,
Speaker 1: That's why I said you don't cause the girls like
Speaker 1: we are here. Was like, yes, girl, we're here, You're
Speaker 1: on it. You'll see yourself. Let's you say you watch
Speaker 1: like Chloe was like, oh no, we're really doing it.
Speaker 1: Scott was like, y'all came cameras not even here and
Speaker 1: they were like uh huh yeah, yeahs working. And I'm
Speaker 1: proud of Okay, I'm proud of them. I am bread
Speaker 1: and butter. Make that money, ladies, get the bag, keep
Speaker 1: get the bag. So proud of so proud of us
Speaker 1: for watching it everybody, but so proud of the woman
Speaker 1: standing in her truths once again. It's something to the show.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be me and you. No, seriously, it's getting
Speaker 1: to the point of uncomfortability where Demy is taking away
Speaker 1: from what could be like are you trying to pull
Speaker 1: what could be? Like? Are you about to sue Hulu?
Speaker 1: Because you're gonna lose it? Doesn't she give you the
Speaker 1: white brit Eady a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's what you guys are not understanding.
Speaker 2: You are giving me britt Eadie. And then I was
Speaker 2: gonna say that that Dakota and Taylor, well yeah, the
Speaker 2: Quota and Taylor.
Speaker 1: Do you give me Krishan and blue Face?
Speaker 3: But if they are Krishan and blue Face, does that
Speaker 3: make Jesse to seek These are the things that I ponder.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I need you to I need any further
Speaker 1: input on that. I can't be the only one to
Speaker 1: know that to have an answer to that question. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really putting a board. There's a there's a
Speaker 1: tree in my hate.
Speaker 3: Because out and we're getting Krishawan and blue Face content.
Speaker 2: And you guys are always like, oh well, not you
Speaker 2: guys obviously, but like people are like, oh god, I'm
Speaker 2: so tired of Chrishawan and blue Face. And trust me,
Speaker 2: I am, but do you not see the parallels that
Speaker 2: are going.
Speaker 1: On between Sean and blue Face and the things that
Speaker 1: are gone with Utah Slamo is Baddie's utah? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's what we name in the episode, Battie's Utah. Thank
Speaker 1: you right, Wow, you y'all gotta go ahead and pay
Speaker 1: my goodses for that. She's producing, she's helping, y'all, she's
Speaker 1: doing the marketing. I am watching. So we're here, I'm here,
Speaker 1: you're here, we're queer. We'd be invited to the Pride event.
Speaker 1: Shut out to them, Guyle, where can people listen to you?
Speaker 1: More of your hot takes more of your Bravo con experience,
Speaker 1: more of your absolutely genius connections from show the black
Speaker 1: pop culture world cultural world.
Speaker 2: Guys, just follow me on Instagram at Bravo while black.
Speaker 2: Also follow me on Threads because I like Threads a lot.
Speaker 2: I feel like Threads is especially because they introduce ghost posts.
Speaker 2: They introduce ghost posts, and ghost post is kind of
Speaker 2: like Snapchat for your thoughts. So when you post on
Speaker 2: ghost posts and this sounds sponsored, but it's not.
Speaker 1: I did do a sponsorship with like, I talked to
Speaker 1: Stacey and she gave me a bunch of tea and
Speaker 1: she really does not fuck with Ashley. It's just at all.
Speaker 3: But anyways, ghost posts, you literally post.
Speaker 1: Whatever your thought is and if you don't want it
Speaker 1: to show up on your timeline, it disappears in twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. So I've been doing like live watches on there,
Speaker 1: my thoughts on there, and it disappears in twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: so it's like I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: So threads fantastic.
Speaker 1: I'm loving the spoiler feature myself when I live thread
Speaker 1: and I'm like watching the thing and i want people
Speaker 1: to know my thoughts that I don't want to say
Speaker 1: for you if you don't want to know, So love that.
Speaker 1: But also it's like, okay, get into what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's not you know, I don't want people to know
Speaker 1: how loud I'm really trying to be okay.
Speaker 2: Life, So yeah, exactly like you press the button so
Speaker 2: if you want to know that, unspoils it for you,
Speaker 2: like I gave you the opportunity, space an opportunity, and
Speaker 2: then just listen too.
Speaker 1: We're black the podcast this week.
Speaker 2: It's holiday, so I'm gonna put some content out, but
Speaker 2: not as much as they're used to. I'll be back
Speaker 2: at it next week, back at it again with the
Speaker 2: back at it again. Thank you guys, and thank you
Speaker 2: for having me on here, because I said I have
Speaker 2: not been talking about secret lives of mormonal wives, and
Speaker 2: there's been so many things going on and once. I
Speaker 2: I truly and I genuinely mean this. I would love
Speaker 2: to have a mind eraser from men in Black to
Speaker 2: not know what the fruity pebbles saying meant, because it's
Speaker 2: one thing for Jesse to say it and then compare
Speaker 2: it to drinking it like dirty soda and gulping it
Speaker 2: down like water, and then for Demmy to come out
Speaker 2: and say what my husband and I did. It was
Speaker 2: just too much for me. So today has been a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna rock back and forth, think about.
Speaker 1: It, probably post on Instagram about it and thank you
Speaker 1: for having me on because.
Speaker 3: I really needed someone to talk about this and people
Speaker 3: don't get it.
Speaker 1: People don't get it. No, And what's worse. What's worse
Speaker 1: is that we scheduled not today, like not same day,
Speaker 1: to have this conversation about this exact thing, and they
Speaker 1: decided to be like, oh, you're gonna talk about it,
Speaker 1: Let's give you fucking something to talk about. And I'm like, yep,
Speaker 1: but not this maybe right on time? Okay, well y'all
Speaker 1: every time. Please don't follow blah blah blah blah on
Speaker 1: all the things because that's where I get some of
Speaker 1: my favorite tea and content and support you know, black
Speaker 1: content creators. Thank you very much, speaking of I myself
Speaker 1: in one. Thank you guys so much for listening. This
Speaker 1: is the only thing I got for you for the
Speaker 1: holiday week. But you know, I firmly believe in having
Speaker 1: something to put your ears to disassociate like MICHAELA while
Speaker 1: other people are talking and arguing about turkey stuffing and
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Speaker 1: Take care of yourself. I'm thankful for all of y'all listening, Kaya,
Speaker 1: I'm so thankful for you for being here. Thank you again,
Speaker 1: and y'all take care of yourselves at the very least,
Speaker 1: don't don't drink fruity pebbles at the very least, and
Speaker 1: If you do, don't tell nobody about it, all right, Bye,
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