Field Dispatch
246. The Mix in the Box: RHOA & RHORI Recap w/ Mark (The Pink Pop Box)
Field Notes
Sunday nights have come and gone and boy did they leave an impression! Mark (@thepinkpopbox) and Mani recap and giggle and shade through the Real Housewives of Atlanta's final night in Dallas from conspiracy theories and plots revealed to missing galas to get ready for them! The peaches did NOT disappoint again! And Mark and Mani also felt chills with RHORI this week more than once! There's an iconic Bravo housewives moment that this fight between the twins, A.k.a. Kelsey and Rosie. Go on the journeys with them in the Mix!
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Speaker 1: Sounds strugg.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, beautiful and wonderful mixologists out there. It is your girl Moni and you are in the mix with Moni and Mark. You already know what time it is. This is already the show. This is the Mix with Moni where we talk about the TV that's making your algorithms, it's making your headlines, it's making your dreams. That is exactly why we're here today and why we're doing our nice little recap of the Housewives of the week. It's Mark, It's me the Pink Pop Box. Y'all already know because.
Speaker 1: I woke up.
Speaker 2: I will go to bed thinking about what we're going to talk about today.
Speaker 1: Can I get it off my mind? Mark? How are you doing, especially after.
Speaker 2: This beautiful gem of good television that we have had, How.
Speaker 1: Are you doing now?
Speaker 3: What's happening right now?
Speaker 2: He don't know what's happening right now? Not in in correspondence with an amazing episode.
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning and they're the.
Speaker 2: Twitter and the Instagram. It was abundant. It was going crazy. K Michelle was Twitter fingers off. If y'all didn't know before, if you hadn't seen her on Love and aipop. You know, mis ky Michelle stay on the Twitter. Okay, that girl kid, y'all thought Canas was bad. The whole world calling me a muppet Tamar crowd on national television because Ky Michelle could not get off of Twitter. Okay, so please, I respect the hell out of Ki Well Kemshall get on Twitter. And the ladies found out this episode as well?
Speaker 1: Boy did they ever? Should we start with Atlanta?
Speaker 3: Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: Yes? Because we should have joy.
Speaker 2: We should have joy, We should have the things that we wanted to make a happy. This is the third day of the Dallas trip. It is the final day, the gala day Cynthia. I felt like not to jump ahead, but I felt so bad for Cynthia for a minute, I really did.
Speaker 1: There was a moment that I started to genuinely feel like I was.
Speaker 2: Gonna tear up because I fell in love with Cynthia more and more this entire episode. I realized that maybe it's turning, it's entering a new decade, and my brain is slower than it was before. But I find Cynthia to be I'm like, I think this is my golden life.
Speaker 1: It's to be a Cynthia.
Speaker 3: But he yeay, you don't have to film every day. You do what you want to do.
Speaker 1: She does what she wants to do just to promote herself.
Speaker 2: Honestly, this is just to like, you know, she said, you know what, sure, yeah, child, I let them go ahead, and uh, you know, film my tequila get a little pressed going love that for her. So we start this amazing episode on this sprinter van because we're supposed to go to dinner.
Speaker 1: We ain't made it to dinner yet. And uh, first, I love.
Speaker 2: Bravo's choice or the production's choice to start and open the show with Kelly yelling about Porsche's alleged chili cheese, hot friedo pussy. That is for everybody, now, whether you were on team Kelly or not, which I am not, let's put that out there now. That made me bust out, holler it. I said, l O L not hot. I would not have made it if I was on that but if I would have been beside myself if I was on that damn bus. And she said that, every woman in that place said not hot, chili cheese, freedo pussy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, is that not a little far?
Speaker 3: She went right for the jugular. I'll give her that no.
Speaker 1: She really did, and she did it very quickly. And here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I want to mention that because it kind of comes into play that Kelly would just spit that out out about Portie on this bus and then they kind of moved past it. In fact, they moved past it seemingly so quick, like they fight about it for a little bit, broken flowers, broken person, got it, whatever, don't talk to me, whatever. They both passed it in like ten minutes or however long it must have actually taken. But on the same bus ride right ca Michelle was like she clocked it. She said, so that's what y'all do in this group.
Speaker 2: Y'all just you say whatever, and y'all have it out and y'all just yell at each other and then you just stop and you go.
Speaker 1: Back to being normal.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, Okay, So if you know that is how this group goes, just keep that in mind. K I just want to keep that in mind. Keep that a pinned penny for her thoughts. They get to the dinner and shout it don't get no better. Cynthia just wants to have one nice day at this point. She just wants to have a nice afternoon. Maybe a nice morning. Oh no, we'll get to that in a second. A nice hour, don't you can't. And Cynthia is like really trying her best and all she wants. I feel I've never felt Cynthia harder as now, being a woman who is trying to grow up, mature, who is more tired than she's ever been in my life, and only getting tired of the more she works and gets older.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm filling my body.
Speaker 2: Cynthia is like, okay, listen, y'all, it's how I'm walking around, and I just want to have a nice hour. Can we just for a second, let's go to dinner, have a nice conversation. Did it happen dead on arrival? Like never mind? She said she would pay for everybody's dinner. She said she was going, you know, not that to go old as though child. She said, no, no, don't get crazy, ah, because if Adia tried it, Fedra hit the Wendy, which, if y'all don't know the lore of Potomac is that Wenny's very first dinner.
Speaker 1: She ordered a bill to go for Eddie and the girls judge that I'll out of it.
Speaker 2: They said, oh, now she's feeding the Family on Bravos Good Times. So Fedra openly was like, girl, I'm taking this home and Cynthia said, no, you're not that Chuck book then shouty okay, and so Cynthia is paying for everybody or like production is, but like you know, it's on her. Pinky not there, man, that's so sad. Pinky at the you know, they finally at a restaurant, but she could maybe eat something and she can't eat at all. She had too much tequila and not enough food because I don't know how do vegans get drunk, vegans tepping, what do y'all do?
Speaker 2: Like, how do y'all eat enough? If you're not eating buffalo wings?
Speaker 3: There's nothing to absorb the liquor. So she's gonna sit there, yeah she was.
Speaker 2: They were like, yo, she didn't eat that much. I'm like, no, shit, she didn't eat that much. We're watching We've watched them all eat like three times. I've watched Pinky eating none.
Speaker 3: Well, you what I were concerned about it, but is when the whole season started, we even said, what is she going to She's gonna get.
Speaker 2: Too drunk, and then she got drunk on camera. Baby, you learn today they film you everywhere. They if it wasn't for the fact that I'm glad she wasn't embarrassed, because if it wasn't for the fact that she walked into her first scene on Housewives like spilling her drink, like spilling her Martina, her champagne, like out the glass at somebody.
Speaker 1: Else's function at their house.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was like, Oh, she's gonna She's not gonna hold herself too seriously. I mean, you know, jury is still out, but like she's stowing up on camera and baby, they are in there with the iPhone, milk promax getting it all, sending Cynthia to go get her a ginger ale.
Speaker 3: For that because she didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: No, Cynthia was genuinely the sweetest person.
Speaker 2: She checked on her. She was like, I don't want nobody coming after me. Chad saying I ain't check on nobody. She went to go check on her, and she asked her if she wanted anything, and she was like a ginger I need some ginger ale, which she'd be like, actually, you need some Seltzer water because the sugar will make it worse and with the nausea make it like way worse, So I highly don't recommend. And you need some Campbell's chicken noodle soup if you ask me some good old when I was in college, that was to go to some ramen and he's like.
Speaker 3: Give me soup.
Speaker 2: I know she can't. That's the problem. That's what gotta send to this dismiss.
Speaker 1: But I want us to know.
Speaker 2: We need to make I need okay, so I'm not gonna discriminate vegan stepping. Please DM me or Mark and tell us what do y'all eat? So y'all can get drunk, Like I know the girls are out there getting drunk. There's gotta be a vegan hot girl out there who gets drunk and listens to this. You know, she likes to have a martini or three.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Drenda said that's too many, like titties right to our martini or two. So maybe she's getting drunk. She's having a nice time, a white claw all of that. What do y'all eat? We need to make a diet like a menu option for pinky and give that to her.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that would be the nice thing to do.
Speaker 2: Like Cynthia. We gotta give Cynthia a break. She brought up the ginger real She's like, girl, I can't babysit you all week, but bink you go home. But that doesn't matter because what these ladies do not need is no peky Cole to get that pot stern and that and the party started. Okay, Kay Michelle is really disturbed at and this is.
Speaker 1: Kind of tricky.
Speaker 2: I really do want to know you're where you fall on this because I kind of can see both sides, but I kind of don't agree with either.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's I can see how it does look like Drew was has.
Speaker 1: Been or that one time made it seem like ky.
Speaker 2: Michelle and Black were more friendly than they were before than they were then she knew. She was like, no they will, I don't. Ky Michelle's making it adamantly known. She don't know him, he don't know her. They are not friends. Please don't say that. Even though Drew didn't say out her mouth, y'all friends, and she said I don't know him.
Speaker 1: But that's also my point.
Speaker 2: Kay did deny it, and she has denied it more than once to me, more then Drew has brought it up. So I'm wondering, Like, Okay, it's because she's really upset about this, got it.
Speaker 1: She does not want that, especially as a newly married woman.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare link me to your little man on the toilet for two and a half hours.
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: You may be okay with that with your husband in the basement, but my husband in my bedroom is not.
Speaker 3: And that is the tea right there, and that's.
Speaker 1: Fair and I get it, but I do listen.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say, is something happened when they got back to that house between point A and point B the next morning? I'm thinking, I honestly think somebody overheard something either glam or production. Yes, pink, they let Ky Michelle know, girl you in danger?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, like, oh no, they want you to bring they brought it up and they're gonna bring it up again or something. Because I can also see even though Drew, because Drew saying like she only said it one time and it was on that sprinter fan. Yes, that's true, but for some reason, I feel like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was like, why does it feel like you've said it before? More than that? Though? Is a kay? That's dated it? Right? Like I feel like am my band yat and my gas light of myself.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like it was only once now, okay, so it's It was just interesting because she kept emphasizing that as if that was the point, when really the point was just like, you can't be saying that, especially when I'm you know, married, if that's your little boyfriend or whatever, what is this? I think also Kay got a little paranoid though, because she did see Portia in front of her.
Speaker 1: Which was terrible.
Speaker 2: Honestly, let me tell you, if I saw someone kill my friend in front of me, I would probably also then be afraid that they could also do that to me too, and think they were going to probably anytime. So I use that analogy, though dark, to point out Kelly like sitting down to tea with the three of them on like the very first episodes of this season, and came Michelle literally slumped in her chair to be like, oh my god, this lady. Now we obviously see that she holds being a married woman in high regard.
Speaker 2: The lady is country, okay, she is deep southern deep Christian deep country roots. Okay, it is very very very much happy to be married.
Speaker 1: Great, all good. She respects and loves the hell out of her marriage.
Speaker 2: That being said, that is why it was like appalling to her that Porsche would just sling out on national TV. It's like, she's like, don't we all know we're sitting around on TV. Aren't we supposed to just be supporting each other's businesses and accomplishments, and you talking about sit what you're just gonna sit in this lady sleeps with married men. And then then for Kelly to just throw it back at Portie. Now she's like, sorry, we're just again going to just throw that around. And I find it interesting because that now has been something married men being a thing has gone on between Kelly and Porsche.
Speaker 2: They've swung that back at each other back and forth. But ky Michelle is very worried about that happening for her. She is very scared about that. And she's like, that is the agenda I believe I was told. She said that she came back, that came back from that dinner of wildness.
Speaker 1: And an agenda was revealed unto.
Speaker 2: Her that two storylines and two rumors were supposed to be perpetuated on to the show this season. That is kay Michelle being like as a married woman being friends with somebody else's boyfriend. I e allegedly Black with two k's, and so the insistent Sun drew upon Black and kay Michelle knowing each other and ky Michelle telling us and her confessionals now multiple episodes ago, like I only know him because he DMed me a couple of times, but I don't know oh him at all. I see that he has DMed me, and I see him on that phone and she's like, well, Drew was like, well, you're the one who said hi to him, like you were familiar.
Speaker 1: Was that super familiar to you or I'm curious.
Speaker 3: I did not feel like it was familiar.
Speaker 2: It's just being extremely pleasant, like southern like hello, like as if like, oh my god, I know Drew is divorcing or separated. This is her little friend. He couldn't be here tonight. This is a couple's party. It's so nice to see you here even though you're not here. Because she didn't want to say meet you either, because he's.
Speaker 1: In the phone.
Speaker 3: It's awkward.
Speaker 2: It was very awkward, and I have a problem with her saying that. It was like, oh, well, you made it seem like y'all knew each other. So then to jump the way I said hello to you at best acquaintances, but then be like, so didn't say on the sprint or in front of everyone, well, y'all are friends. I didn't think there was something to fairy it's there, but I did think that she was just trying to establish clout all credibility for Black, which I thought was weird because Drew also insensed that she didn't know who K Michelle was.
Speaker 2: So then while we try to make establish clout with K Michelle, if you.
Speaker 3: Don't know K Michelle, and because you just connected that dot, it makes all of these little things that she was told allegedly makes sense. Yeah, because they're trying. They're trying to connect the dots to make something bad.
Speaker 2: And the second thing that they said that they were going to perpetuate was a rumor from back in the day, uh well like five six years ago.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Where I'm so shady. I was not gonna say former rapper Mayo. A former rapper Mayo alleged on his radio show or podcasts or some something out of the story that Fittings about the aroma of came Michelle's lower body parts, her lady parts, her vagine if you will. It was inappropriate and rude, but baby became Michelle took it. She took it very hard and did not like that, and she threatened it to suit.
Speaker 1: She took the aga shit. It made the news and the headlines, and she is a legend.
Speaker 2: That also she was told that unfortunately a little a couple of girlies, one even being her friend. Which is why I feel like there might be something to this because we'll get there in a second with the breakfast, I promise i'mnna get there, y'all. But like so her it was it was supposed to be perpetuated this rumor that she squashed and talked about years ago that we brought on the show, the smell of her lady parts based on this rumor from this lawsuit, from this thing from this headline years ago.
Speaker 2: Really interesting again because in the same episode, Elly threw that out at porch like it was nothing. So it's just like y'all want to play flast and loose. It's giving you do not care about. Okay, what do you think really went on here? Because what I do know is ky Michelle not coming to Breakfast for a while was such a choice, Like she was gathering herself.
Speaker 1: She was tweeting, we know Krichelle on the Twitter fingers.
Speaker 3: Remember I remember when she did it?
Speaker 1: Me too, me too.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, it's gonna be a good season. I was like, okay, I changed my mind. She real And I don't know why y'all are acting like so I heard. I saw some people saying I need her to bring that same Twitter energy on the show.
Speaker 1: I saw it this episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, she literally came down the stairs so late to breakfast and that Pinky's like, how was dinner last night?
Speaker 1: Fine, this isn't about that. I just think it's funny.
Speaker 2: Hell Like, she upset, crying, has cried, started to cry again that she did not, and Angela randomly asked, she says, you said last night that you didn't feel safe. Is that true? And Kate Michelle said no, but she meant yes, child, she don't feel safe. She knows she not, because she said that there was a plot against her somebody, some people allegedly Portia, Angela and Kelly or Drew sorry true Drew, Drew.
Speaker 1: Wanna go ahead?
Speaker 2: And who A and Phaedra Yeah, well you know, Faedra, that's freaking frag for you, they're gonna be on it. Wanted to do this to Ca Michelle for whatever reason. I don't really know the reason why. I think this might have some Mary is one Angela asked that question.
Speaker 1: I thought that was weird.
Speaker 2: I clocked it and I was like, that's a weird question to ask because I follow up the next morning like just is like, do you care?
Speaker 1: What do you not just ask her that one on one?
Speaker 2: If you like, why would you put her on the spot like that that.
Speaker 1: Kind of question? Do you feel safe? No? And why would you ask that?
Speaker 2: Because she's saying like okay, it seems like a setup to make her kind of crack again. So then she starts to cry. Everyone gathers around her, Porsia saying to her, did you find this weird? What does she say? Porsia said, I'm the one that brought you into this group. So I just feel like, and she said it twice, I'm responsible for it.
Speaker 1: Hell, even if it's me, like she wanted a like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I was like, it feels like you're like you just give me anything, give me something.
Speaker 1: I'm the one that brought you into this group. Like, so, whoever it is, who is it?
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie I have PTSD because anytime Porsia asked who said that, I just assume it's something she did because history has shown us.
Speaker 3: Look, or is not the one to be out here offering support to anybody or trying to know.
Speaker 2: She should be retreating. If you see a black woman crying, Porcha, you probably should go to your room and retreat because odds are someone's gonna come and knock and hey, can we talk?
Speaker 1: Like because you did it?
Speaker 2: And this is again, as a Porscha fan, I love her. She Every housewive has their flaws. Most householves are forty three percent flawed, Like that's kind of the whole gig is to be sixty something percent.
Speaker 3: Not like it was a little bit of a conspiracy. Is that Phador was right next to her, standing her like a butterfly flyne in the wind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, but listen with Shamiyah and Kelly and Pinky as well, go wind of that to be like, and she was just fanning you like that, asking.
Speaker 1: Is it me? Lord? Is it me?
Speaker 2: They were just all, oh my god, they were like got it, jackpot, and Porscha is just saying that in real time, you know, that Kay Michelle has just picked the wrong side.
Speaker 1: Now arguable. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, not No, I don't know about that because she may have picked the safer side. I don't know if there is a right side on Housewives, but there is a safer one.
Speaker 3: Let's put it this way. Morally speaking, Phaedra, Porscha and Drew or those four other women. I'm going with the four other women because I've seen what those other three have to offer.
Speaker 1: What they can do.
Speaker 2: I did get kicked off the show literally for talking about Porsche being sexually assaulted by her castmate.
Speaker 1: And her husband, her then husband. But they won't There's no level they won't go. We have to remember that. In how much we like them.
Speaker 2: I can separate sometimes when necessary, to enjoy the art from the artist in the housewives world. Okay, I can separate Faed your confessional, you know, looks and funny quips and lines and faces galore. I love it when she makes a face at a dinner child, when she purses a lip.
Speaker 1: It gives me joy, brings me life.
Speaker 2: But I need to I merge the two ideas together to remember that they are still humans who make decisions and some of them I can't always side with, and most of them are the crimes against their fellow cast members. So Ki Michell did make the safe choice, especially since again she did leave that love and hip hop life and she's.
Speaker 1: Already had a bad running with Porschae.
Speaker 2: Now, when Porsche said that thing about like, oh, a miscarriage, she said, why would you say that? That was so low down, dirty and weird and random and like when you know what I've been through. We texted about it. The whole world knew about it. You know that people know me. That was nasty. However, Porscha is so well media trained. I did see her interview today with Sherry Shepherd, and she did do a great job talking about like, listen, it's even not disparaging Kelly. She spoke so well of everyone, not in a fake way to be like, these are women who are so not new to this that.
Speaker 1: That's why we're having such an explosive season.
Speaker 2: And I'm basically sitting on this couch, you understand, like Ky Michelle is established, Like all these ladies are business women, they have husbands, they have lives, they have kids, like they're real women. She didn't even speak ill of anybody. But I'm like, she's speaking facts that is true, and it's the way to avoid them asking you specific questions about anything. And she avoided those really really well. I said, Oh, Porsche is seasoned.
Speaker 1: Like at this interview.
Speaker 3: Thing was for god hardball her.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about her Sherry Shepherd interview.
Speaker 3: Oh the Sherry Shepherd. What Sherry Shepherd's a hardball her?
Speaker 2: No. But she did ask her straight up about Kelly launching that in that question that her she goes, Kelly did say that you your castsman, Kelly say that you are sleeping with married men. What do you have to say to that? If Portia did say, I even say, to her credit, she said, she talked about something from four years ago.
Speaker 1: I said, so you admit it. He was married.
Speaker 3: Look, we all know that things that don't belong to her.
Speaker 2: That's the Porsia way, like even the moment, even the plot. And well, let me tell you, Cay. Michelle said, you're not stealing my mental health for your plot. Honey, that's what you're not doing today, Okay, And I appreciate her putting them on notice. She said, out to the room, just to the ether down the.
Speaker 1: Hallway, and I said, oh, oh, I got you said, and who you know who you are?
Speaker 2: And I want to let you figure that out and come to me and you know who you are? And I said, oh my god, she's talking to them directly, and they all they started acting to me like hit dogs. I'm a couple of them, I said, Oh, Drew, I literally started naming people out loud. I was like, oh, it's gotta be Portia ooh phadeer two.
Speaker 1: Oh true, true true? Oh no that you look ill see.
Speaker 3: Well, you knew Drew was guilty because she saw the sweat starting on the fog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that her lips started to purse.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing. Y'all love to say that Drew's resume is long. Yes it is, and while it is, and yes, they did have an argue of irrelevance between Ky Michelle and Drew Sidoor because they're about equal in celebrity to me, but here we are, Drew's resume is long, and with that, that is not because she is established and accomplished or she's that talented of an actress.
Speaker 1: It's just the black community.
Speaker 2: We really love to fund ourselves and each other because nobody else will. And therefore we get the opportunities and we hand them out to each other where we can.
Speaker 1: But that also means that we watch the.
Speaker 2: Same stuff all the time, and the same people and everything. Whether you know their names or not, you see them in everything. Drew has made the same face that she made tonight on this episode and every single show I've ever seen her in when she did something dirty. Go back and watch the game when she gets caught and confronted by Melanie about sleeping with her boyfriend her fiance at the time, Derwin. Okay, go back to so you think, what is it? Save the last dance? No, yes, save the last dance. When she same thing when she gets mad at that boy there, it's like a she has the same face.
Speaker 2: When she looked at the face, I said, oh, Drew, you forgot You're not good actress, You're just an employed one.
Speaker 2: Those two things aren't synonymous. So it just really was a big tail. She has a tail when she's not being honest, And no she does as this is the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, And again, Drew is mad every.
Speaker 2: Day that she just couldn't be the gay and Portionia got to be gets to live it out and be both and she got a man in a basement and black with two k's on the screen. Anyways, I felt so bad for Cynthia, not even just because of the rain out gala, but because she's like, y'all, we gotta get ready. She did an arrange for these beautiful diamonds to get here, these beautiful bowns to get here, gorgeous diamonds. He's gonna be iced out. It was Dynasty, which.
Speaker 1: I love, meets Dallas.
Speaker 2: Which I love because yeah, they're both the best, and so she wanted to put them together. The girls were gonna be gorgeous, and it was really supposed to be like a nice themed event.
Speaker 1: These ladies can't even get ready good before.
Speaker 2: SHEMI is like, I'm allowed to call a house meaning because what y'all are not gonna do, which I do respect her doing. I just am not happy with when she did it, because Cynthia is the only person that really was like, my god, I'm not gonna make my own damn party because we keep y'all ladies can't stop having no. Oh wait, we did? I did hear them trying to do that? You rightly know, Smid, go ahead and address it, Angela. I definitely did try to stay go to and say, well, whatever battery was put in the Kima Schell's back, it must have come from Shemiah agreed.
Speaker 1: Oh, they were all like, yeah, it must have been Shamiah.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: I was like, no.
Speaker 2: Shemia was like, no, we're not gonna do that. Come Michelle, I'll tell her right now, and they're like, no, she I just called her to tell her because I couldn't confide in it y'all because it's y'all.
Speaker 1: And so they were just gonna put it on Shemiah as if they weren't actually doing that. Said oh no, now y'all look even more guilty. Ys. That was the nail in that coffin.
Speaker 3: It really was. That was really what cemented it for me.
Speaker 2: Them just trying to they just do it on Shemia so quick. I said, no way, how did we get to that? Then I miss something?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, right, they just Angeliae just said it and they were like mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: That way we can invalidate whatever her source is and say it was Shemiah. No, no, SHEMI was like, no, say it right here, right now, real time on camera. They But then that made me didn't it make you wonder, how does Shemia find that out?
Speaker 3: I'm telling you it was somebody on production looking out for them.
Speaker 1: It's in the other house.
Speaker 2: Yes, somebody's in the guest house, Chap, Yes, somebody is over in the guest house.
Speaker 1: It's got to be the glamor or one of the chefs.
Speaker 3: It has to be because they're hearing this. They're overhearing the plant.
Speaker 1: Hater.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think of the chefs.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of them because like they wouldn't have an Indian Air any reason to not tell the ladies, you know what I mean, they have any contractual reason not to if they heard something and they get ready in that house.
Speaker 3: That's the third It's true. But it's so specific. Yeah, it's such a specific things that she knew, and you just know it's not randomly made up. Somebody thought it up and somebody was so sad.
Speaker 1: But that was really hard to hear. My mouth dropped.
Speaker 3: I said, she just got on the show. She probably thought this was gonna be a great time, great revenue with Lane here and there. She did not realize she was going to be a target.
Speaker 1: He's just like, we're shady because it's Atlanta. But we're good women.
Speaker 2: We're business women where we're entrepreneurs and we're wives. And she really added high hopes for that. And while I think Pinky was better prepared for the kind of things she was going to be, and this was so much so that she's looking for them fights, baby, she's seeking out the smoke. Okay, she said, I came ready. Why a smoke? Yet anybody brought me smoke? I'm ready to take these lashes off. Don't they look detachable?
Speaker 3: Oh well, they go right with the teeth exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh no, not commingled, never getting over that, never getting.
Speaker 3: Over recovery, never ever.
Speaker 1: So I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Kay also tells Drew, you need to go ahead and also tell everybody I never ever known that name that man black. Okay, then just started fighting, and I was like, no, I do agree with poor Chiar. I don't quite know if the exmere acknowledgment of Black now this many times is worth it, let alone throwing hands between two women period. I don't care who's right, and it's still came Michelle, But I don't care who is right. I don't want us to be doing this. Please y'all who is this man. We ain't even see how tall he is yet he could be four to eleven like me, We don't know, good Capayn, he's only been in the phone.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just Cynthia is like it's on her face. She's like checked out, like las has nothing to do with me. One, I can't fix it, and like I what, I can't do anything with this? Like okay, I just would really like everybody to go get ready.
Speaker 1: No one's even started the glam and it takes everybody.
Speaker 2: So long, so long that they get there, the rain goes, the rain comes, the rain goes, and I was like, oh wow, okay, they think it to her hurricane.
Speaker 1: It does pass.
Speaker 2: The event does get rained out and moved inside, and that was sad. But they made it work. And Cynthia is a model child. She will push through and look fabulous doing it. But some of them they take so long. Drew didn't even freaking make it. What the hell I thought it was a time?
Speaker 1: Why go up? Okay? Why did she need to?
Speaker 3: Why she didn't come on? She didn't want to bring She did not want to be on that sprinter bus with Cay Michelle because She knew if she got on that bus, if it was gonna come up again. She just spelled it, So she's gonna be late, and you went it off.
Speaker 2: So she got glammed up because I was like, how does she start glam so late? How did they let her? They all let up at that meeting with Shamia at the same time, her and ca Michelle started boxing and they dispersed at the same time because Kymachelle went to the event.
Speaker 1: So why did y'all start your wig that late.
Speaker 3: And your base? Because they when we saw they were just putting the base on her face. I was like, you know why.
Speaker 1: She couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: She couldn't have it, and then that's that's became. Michelle's not gonna seek out smoke in front of you. She is gonna wait for you to find her. So, Drew, you could have been scary and just said on the bus, Angela might have vote. She might have been like, it's okay you said that a motherfucked down the hallway, and we just wanted to know who is the motherfucker that's what she I mean, that Shaw's queen.
Speaker 1: But it was funny to see her go up against Pinky it was I ain't gonna lie. She really earned it with that one, but this one was yikes, yikes.
Speaker 2: I said, oh no, came Michelle really just she's a guy, came on here and I got played. Now I'm contractually obligated to make it to the reunion to get paid. H we hate to see it. Drew came into the gallery at ten thirty. At that point, keep her check out the door.
Speaker 3: She avoided it all because she knew they were all gonna leave soon and she could get in there, get her meal to go, and then and then go back to the.
Speaker 2: Everybody's thinking about their monkeys. Nobody's thinking about taking responsibility. Everybody's thinking about their monkeys.
Speaker 3: Really, I mean, they were like fourteen different colored kitty cats in the litter box trying to cover shit.
Speaker 2: I'm very grateful for how bananas this episode was. I did not expect it. I did not expect them to have such a quote unquote bombshell to like expose a plot and to break the fourth wall to do it. Like half the episode was spent being like they they brought me on here.
Speaker 1: She brought me on here just to embarrass me.
Speaker 3: It's happened before. But I guess it's happened before, but I mean Kim Field's say laughs, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like anytime they are like all we got, we're getting casted a someone with a bigger celebrity or star power than what we have a man for ourselves as Atlanta housewives. I understand because the kind of fan bases that they have are insane. It's more than just like a Kyle Richards or Kim Richards or like a Yolanda or something like that. While they are very, very famous in LA maybe you would not. Everybody's not stopping to say how to Kyle all the time, but favorite might be like their fan bases are just in Atlanta, just hit different audiences.
Speaker 1: So when a big star comes in, it threatens them in a way that I have never seen.
Speaker 2: Like it is like because Kim Fields was another one, and that really broke my heart because I loved Kim Fields as a human I did.
Speaker 1: It was like we must.
Speaker 2: Bring her down a peg. I'm like, oh, what, obviously down a peg she's here, hello.
Speaker 3: I mean that girl earned her lums more than you'll ever do.
Speaker 1: Like what in the world.
Speaker 2: That was so sad and it was like now it's like something she looks back on so sadly, and I'm seeing Michelle have that same experience in front of our.
Speaker 1: Eyes, like that beast was hard.
Speaker 2: I saw, said, a paranoid lady being validated in mean girl behavior, being like being targeted on her.
Speaker 3: The girls was fighting on Twitter today though, girl.
Speaker 1: Yes they were.
Speaker 2: They absolutely were, And Poorsia kept a q all online because she just want to stay booked and talk about it there.
Speaker 1: I see what she's doing.
Speaker 2: They are using like the feud a little bit to also like boost them because that is something that they will do.
Speaker 1: They know, making trigger. You can trigger k Michelle to get on Twitter. They all were.
Speaker 2: They were like, wait what she tweeted them three hours ago. I guess that's why she was late brunch. No, yeah, no, Kay Michelle is on the internets.
Speaker 3: She she is a demon when she gets bad.
Speaker 1: Like y'all really thought it was Candice.
Speaker 2: It was not like it can be sure, but Kay isn't forced to be reckon with and y'all Unlike anything y'all have ever seen. I would say, don't go look at the history. If you're having a good time, you might change your mind. Let us play out our place, though, enjoy it a little while longer, my loves.
Speaker 3: Okay, this ain't going away, y'all.
Speaker 1: No, it is absolutely not.
Speaker 2: We are dealing with it in real time again, like Portia was doing interviews today, like live today, like she put up a couple of memes today, a couple of reels today, like this is going on, this is ongoing.
Speaker 1: What could you posted? All right?
Speaker 2: I didn't think something quite like what I experienced all those years ago when Teresa Jude I shook that table at that christening, an unlikely place of sorts for such an event, such a violent act of aggression to take place, right, I didn't think i'd refeel that feeling again, that chill up my spine until the very next hour of my Sunday night programs, where I went from hardy hard, my stomach hurts. This was an amazing episode of Atlanta. My God, I can't wait to see OWK Michelle takes this on the internet.
Speaker 1: Girls. Do I have time to make popcorn? No? I don't, well, no idea. It's okay. I had some popcorn. It's fine. I made a snack. But babes, let me tell you, I refelt that feeling mark I did.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if I'm being I don't think I'm being dramatic when I say, what this and the.
Speaker 1: Fact that we didn't know this is really well.
Speaker 2: I want to say bravo to bravo, bravo to everybody involved that I never saw this coming at all, that we would be so blessed to see two young women that look so alike but it couldn't hit each other and be less alike more, you know, would decide to test their new found very loose, very fragile, very likely fraudulent truce on a haircut with real scissors, alone in a house with one producer or one cam one producer, one.
Speaker 1: Cameraman and he's als and a dog, a dog who is like, please don't blood on my fur.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I said a haircut. Oh no, we're revisiting the haircut thing. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, we're gonna try it. We're gonna try it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a stretch.
Speaker 2: Both ladies called their men to gear them up, row them up or you know, and whatnot. Kelsey's taken a couple losses already by now, because her new apartment she moved into mom's and sister comes to help her get settled to move in mom's discovers. Girly Pop is not quite as on her own as she thought because her ex, not even her current boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Her ex is paying for her health insurance, her car insurance, her apartment, and something else that I.
Speaker 3: Can't healthcare, car insurance rents.
Speaker 2: Easily three k plus a month. We're looking at four k plus a month minimum.
Speaker 3: It's called paying out the contract.
Speaker 2: To keep that quiet, Okay, I'm just saying she's not spoken disparagingly about him at all. She's literally been luck He's so she's so blessed she gets to still be like this. He understands it's hard for her, Like he can just be nice. No one's asking too many questions. Moms is very concerned and confused. She's like, I can sit down, Like, what the hell? This is a little strange. I don't know what you thought that. Okay, I'm not gonna I'm not here to shame nobody. Nobody's parenting, know what. Okay, Mark, Well, I just don't know what you thought.
Speaker 2: I am here to ask questions journalism, right, Nick File.
Speaker 1: I know, I just want to know what her mom thought.
Speaker 2: The relationship was how when it started and why? And I know I asked that question thinking it should be rhetorical, but also I just saw that a law got passed somewhere like Texas or something that it just made it so that you have to be eighteen that wasn't a law before to get married. But also a large amount of this you guessed it voted against it, and it only they lost by like one vote. The margin was sickening. Even if it wasn't one vote, it was such a sickening margin. How has it not one already been a thing that you have to at least be eighteen.
Speaker 2: There was just so many sikhos who were like, nah, we need to make it younger.
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 2: First of all, yeah, as an educator, I've never wanted to be any around anyone less than literal children.
Speaker 1: Are y'all okay?
Speaker 3: Just remember we all have guestimated that Kelsey kind of came rush off the boat if we know what we need. And you know, her mother probably thought, oh, well, she's taken care of she's in the big house, she's got the car, she's got the man. She's good. Because her mother seems a little old school.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, and so blind eye also of the old school. It's a turn a blind eye as long as your daughter does that. But it doesn't make you question when that happens at like twenty. Uh, it doesn't make you question when it happens at nineteen. It isn't like how you're able to sustain and get with a man? Like have you taught and raised your daughter to be able to be a wife to a man two times her age? It would be my question to myself if I thought that they were really in love and this was good for her, you know what I mean, and listing the figures was going on, or you turned the blind eye.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying, you know, not a judgment, just an observation. There's the paying.
Speaker 2: Out of like, okay, so you want me to believe that he's just doing this out up the goodness of his hard paying your rent in Rhode Island. It's a partment. It's cute, two stories, two stories. It's different. Sure, she has to do her own everything. That's the hardship for her. But yes he cares that much. But he wouldn't even put his face on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay. In fact, in real time we're hearing.
Speaker 2: That maybe allegedly they actually stopped dating two years ago. According to the sin person, she's in a fruit of feud with but she seems to be getting her facts together now.
Speaker 1: She said, talk about journalism. I had a job.
Speaker 3: I like Rosie.
Speaker 1: I do, I do, I do, I do I do.
Speaker 3: I told you when we started this she she was one of my three favorites. She wants everybody to love her.
Speaker 1: No, I do, I do. I didn't think she's lovable.
Speaker 2: I find her hilarious and also kind of easy going, a lot easier going than Kelsey, and I'm like Kelsey is. It does feel weird that she has been harping on like how big the house is when you just moved into like a apartment that is about the size of mine, maybe even smaller, and good for you. It might be more expensive, sure, but also it's someone else's, Like now someone else has to still dictate what size apartment you have. He can dictate that you go from giant mansion to eleven hundred square.
Speaker 1: Feet in a matter of a couple of years.
Speaker 2: But it's giving, you know, he's the reasons she out of her mouth. We'll get to the acquisitions in a second, he's the reason she won Miss Rhode Island. She said that in episode three, he is the reason she won Miss Rhode Island. So I'm saying maybe she's also he's also the reason she made it onto Real Housewives of Rhode Island even though they were no longer together, and he allowed her to perpetuate as if they still were and he was just in Miami with another girlfriend while she had another boyfriend is up there again, then Rosie is not wrong.
Speaker 2: She's actually just like unaware of your little scandal that you got on your little arrangement that you got going on with that man, because it is given Pollie, if that's what's happening, because it's the truth, you.
Speaker 1: Were living a whole different life, and that's cool.
Speaker 3: Let's just face it. Kelsey's fully subsidized by this man.
Speaker 2: Right, But she's could have also, she could have said that, and you can't get mad at someone for calling you're a sugar daddy because y'all not in a relationship.
Speaker 1: And she said, no, he.
Speaker 2: Gets mad when you call him a sugar daddy because he's actually attractive. He's like, I'm not even old and ugly, Like I'm hot and young, and I'm like, that's not what the sugar daddy part is. Let me tell you something about my friend in college. Let's name her Colleen. That's not her name, Let's name her Colleen. Colleen and I wanted to test out whether or not we should be sugar babies. And before y'all get nervous, because I've been with my wife for a very long time, she was aware. She was also poor and trying to be a doctor, she was on board.
Speaker 2: She said, let's just see what the offerings are. Like, what are they talking about out there?
Speaker 1: Various?
Speaker 2: She's literally saying clockett right now. We were just trying to see I did. My other friend was a white woman, she had red hair, she was gorgeous, love her, very cute.
Speaker 1: I did let her do.
Speaker 2: It first because it just seemed like it made more sense to risk Colleen's you know, she just seemed like more of a risk taker who was more confident in her ability to bounce back from any kind of mistakes.
Speaker 1: Made let me say that, all right.
Speaker 2: So Colleen goes ahead and makes an account for the both of us. I help her with the words, because English major, you're weelkes, and she does the picture she's cute. The first and most successful bid, which I won't tell you whether or not she took it, but I will tell you there was a second bid you can do your own deductions, was for like five thousand dollars. And the man was maybe seven years older than us.
Speaker 3: Maybe he loved he.
Speaker 2: Was lonely like it was very much lawyer, very much like and I think he was like a patent lawyer. So he was like doing late long hours long, yeah, big boy, and he was talking. He was like, I just kind of want to talk. Some pictures here and there with some various things in various places, smeared along.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: When it got weird, she did cut off communication, but she did get up to three authors. I'm am authorized to tell that part of the story. Up until that part, I have some really crazy stories some of y'all have told me, Like y'all like when I just bring me tell an example story. And so I might be doing that more because I mania has lived some wild times. It's why I talk crazy, they say a lot of things, because I don't live No, I didn't live him. I lived amongst an adjacent and in observational hazard view of people living in some wild times, okay, and I've lived to tell their tales.
Speaker 2: So she did make a solid seventh grand, though, and so we thought about it. But it got weird so fast, and I was like, I don't know if it's worth it, and I don't know if I'd had that some kind of success. She feels uncomfortable that quickly, and she's again, she's a Colleen with red hair.
Speaker 1: All right, it might get bad for me real quick.
Speaker 2: But she did get seven grand and pay off her little she had a little sky on.
Speaker 1: Good for her. Yay, Colleen, listen, i't lie.
Speaker 3: I was a little bit of an aol bar back in the day. In the night I look, I was.
Speaker 4: I was a menace in the chat room. So okay, let me tell you that. I would open look, I would open up the discussion, change stab location.
Speaker 3: I didn't even say hello.
Speaker 1: That is so funny. I love that for you.
Speaker 3: That was like do you have a pet? That was the next question. Love that for you, And they would say no, no, we're done.
Speaker 2: I really want a little Well, I think you need to teach Alicia how to go ahead and do that so she can go ahead and get her a new man.
Speaker 3: Oh that was the most awkward dinner ever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Rula and Brian should not host anybody is so desperate to show that they are in love. Honey, I know you know you're planning a blind dye and your husband is cheating on you.
Speaker 1: He's Wanzerin. Okay, I know you know he's Wanzerin.
Speaker 3: I asked something else? Did I hear him right when he said when I met her, I told the bartender to order yes the vodka.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and so all night long he was. So here's the thing. They Rula and Brian have Alicia and her husband, her fiance over like he's irrelevant to me until he makes her his equal financially and on deeds and things that have to do with her.
Speaker 1: So his name is irrelevant, but Brian and Rula that name is Eleway because he's an asshole. They have them over for dinner.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't. The dinner looks gorgeous in cater they still wasted their time and money because the way that this was so freaking awkward. They asked how they meet Alisha and her man asked how Brian and Rula Matt, I don't think she even meant to ask me, because I was like, didn't they meet in an affair?
Speaker 1: But I don't think she meant it that way, because Alisia's a little bit like just fishy. But she's like, she's a little hesitant.
Speaker 2: She's still loaded with this information about this damn video about this cheating situation that she's like, I.
Speaker 1: Gotta tell my friend.
Speaker 2: I don't want her knowing that this is out there, So she asks trying to make conversation, Brian basically talks about how he gets this girl too drunk to consent and if I'm also to believe that he was married at the time, that's even freaking weirder.
Speaker 3: Thing was weird?
Speaker 2: Like that is so he said it so proudly, Mark, did he not seem like he was boasting? He was very He was like, oh, here's how it is, right, he said it his own self.
Speaker 1: This is how it was we went to says Barr.
Speaker 2: Says Bar that also, I'm like, does that not incriminated him to be like, we overserved this lady at his command on purpose? Because I be I've been making calls. Jesse wouldn't like that too much. I don't know I'm making calls.
Speaker 3: That's a little weird.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm nervous about what's happening over there. But he says, he tells the bars give me this you she orders her drink. I tell the bartend to make hers a double, mine's a single, and make hers like that. So she's thinking hers is like that all night long. So she keeps oldring hers and she thinks that's the way it's made all night long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say it was a success. Yeah, because now you're cheating on her.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, what are you saying? Oh my god, that was the worst thing I've ever heard. Don't tell people that story. That's what I would say to that man. I would slam the door tap that. I wouldn't admit to slaping him. But he might get slapped. He might depend on how mad I still am, how late that dinner gets. And I'd be like, don't you ever tell that story again?
Speaker 3: Yeah. And you saw Alicia and her husband exchange that look.
Speaker 2: They were like, and that's crazy if they are like clocking it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They looked very uncomfortable. They just wanted to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 1: They did.
Speaker 2: Alicia was like, baby, I ain't telling her shit. My name is Bennett, and I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Be in it. I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: Okay, these people adorable, but I've gotta go.
Speaker 1: Have a wonderful night. Peteza Mama is calling yo.
Speaker 2: Also, did you hear the compliment the nice nasty that Brian said about this?
Speaker 3: He's a weirdo, dude, I'm concerned.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the pan, Oh my god, it really was giving. Instead of a dentist, it's a podiatrist and Rocky Horror Picture show.
Speaker 1: Yeah all, yes, I'm sorry. Not that little Chapahar is my bad, my bad, little Chapah.
Speaker 3: Or Orn Scravelli.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's instead of a dentist, it's a podiatrist. The way he was talking about carving things and that's why you can't eat steak.
Speaker 1: I said, I need you to sluicktly get.
Speaker 2: The fuck out of my face. I need you to go away. This is not dinner conversation. You're a weird and awkward man in the most income like you're like living to make people uncomfortable. You tell this man to his face, ho's pizza, Mama.
Speaker 1: You know it's really good.
Speaker 2: It's not cann it's not canned sauce because it doesn't get me heartburn. That's how I know it's not a can. It's really good, Sarah, quickly go to hell. Who made you the authority on pizza in Italian? Get the fuck out of my I cannot believe he said the hell you said that to your dinner guest.
Speaker 1: What the house doesn't give me heartburn? Good for you? It's not a can?
Speaker 3: What an asshole?
Speaker 2: Literally, the entire brand is based off the fact that it's like she's Italian, like it's like Alicia's baby, that it's a it's it's recipes, it's real Italian pizza, it's real Italian food, no kidding. The lady is fucking okay. Give her a cracker, get her a cracker to get in the car. Just to get in the car. She needs a cracker, an assaultine and a and a and okay. The lady is just doing her best making our business. And for you to say that and just diminish it too, I know it's not canned, because as if it was, as if you know, taste if it hits you in the face, because guess what, babes the woman that you're cheating with not an upgrade.
Speaker 3: Sorry to say, oh I saw her picture she ain't. That's special me too.
Speaker 2: Because now they're like like suing each other. It's weird. So her, Yeah, now you're suing her. Why would you be suing her if you weren't cheating with her? This is not doing you're not doing this. Well, they're very weird and how they're approaching this. Brian gets up from the table. They didn't making everybody awkward from to take a call, but he went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: But he came back from a.
Speaker 3: Work call in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: In the bathroom, okay. Alicia was like, oh, no, they're in too deep. I want her to work on her marriage, but they don't seem to want to do that. They don't even want to be in reality with us. They're not ready to address that or have those combos.
Speaker 3: So we honestly don't see Ruler coming back next year.
Speaker 1: She did the right thing. No, I don't see it either.
Speaker 2: It's a little too messy and it's a little too weird, and she's never there. But listen, I'm all here for Dolores and Liz making and taking gummies. My mom so excitedly they are making minnopause gummies, mommy, because my mama is a taker at partaker, so I would get her some minopause gummies Inlickety Splicty.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: Delores was talking about them on two te's and to te's today about them, and she said, they're not ready yet and they're not CBD or THHC. They are literally just hormone uh supprett or what do you call them? Hormone supplement?
Speaker 1: Okay, well good for her, like ash gander.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're try but they're they're torn because Dolores wants to make them more like a Lotenger. And Liz said maybe the gummies. So they're bat and that they're testing it out right now to see if gummies or it's going to be a lottenger. I say go with the gummies. Gummies go down easier. They're not CBD. I don't know why, but they ain't CBD and they ADHC.
Speaker 2: That's unfortunate, but so y'all got to wait for that. But I am here for them working together. That's really cute and I love seeing you know, their Dolores's I mean Liz's dispensary. They look so alike when they're together, like two twins in that horror movie.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 3: But can I tell you I love being able to see the ins and outs of the CBD business because normally you don't get to see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, No, it is really cool. And I like Rhode Island is a cool state. It's got some cool laws and some like it's it's doing things differently. It's interesting more about that little state. I'm interested, my god, speaking of Rhode Island, Miss Rhode Island apparently one based on that boyfriend of hers and that boyfriend, I just want to know, I have so many every time I talk to somebody about this show, we all we both collectively walk away with more questions than we have answer that girl.
Speaker 1: It's so many.
Speaker 2: They will keep me up at night, but we'll pen them. And like you, look at Kelsey d I'm gonna I'm gonna figure it out. I've gotta figure it out.
Speaker 3: So thinking of just DM and Rosie and seeing what she would be willing to say.
Speaker 2: Listen, apparently you're willing to talk, because tonight this will said child slam pig, let's talk about it. Kelsey comes over and they both talk to their men. They get geared up and they say they both tell both of their men that they have a little trick, a little prank they.
Speaker 1: Want to play on each other. They both want to get gotcha each other.
Speaker 2: That needs to be said before even whose side is whatever or who's right and what's going on?
Speaker 1: Wanted to each other first, and competition is the.
Speaker 2: Name of the game between these two ladies who look exactly alike as well. So Rosie and Kelsey comes over in her car and she plays a siren. She starts saying, a loud one in in a neighborhood with a soiren ordinance, apparently that you cannot play them sirens like that. So I guess, like if don't let there be no emergencies because gotta be quiet.
Speaker 3: That's the only reason you can. She said, if there's a medical emergency, that would make sense.
Speaker 2: I don't typically hear a lot of sirens anyway, but I guess I don't have friends like Kelsey right coming to cut my hair. She's saying, house police, house police, I'm here to inspect the house, and Rosie acts like she doesn't know what she's saying because she just wants to get her in the house, which is the right way to deflect it, because you gotta get her to stop and shut up and turn off the sirens before they write you up them. Hoa, people are quit. All you need is miss de Monte down the street opening them blinds, going h what does that sound?
Speaker 1: You know? We don't do it.
Speaker 2: No, I don't see no ambulances. So she's upset. She's like, okay, come on. She's like, hi, I'm the house police. She goes, huh hi, how are you? And she goes, good, sorry, I thought it was funny. And she's like, oh ha ha ooh yikes, Okay, this isn't gonna go well that.
Speaker 1: It was so flat.
Speaker 2: Rosie was also just like, why would you make such a loud announcement about what the very thing that we could have just joked about inside in like five minutes. I was gonna offer you the freaking meter marker and ask you if you wanted to walk the premises had you waited before you woke up the neighbors who already hate that we're filming a reality show on our street.
Speaker 1: Which is a thing, y'all have to remember. It is a thing.
Speaker 2: It is really hard sometimes in these like nice neighborhoods, exclusive neighb in these states. It happened to the Potomac Ladies, and it's there is like houses could not be rented. There's houses that could not be rented because they would not let you film on the street. They were like, a god, the vans got to take up too much space. We don't want all that prep. We don't want none of that, none of the quiet neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: It's happened.
Speaker 2: And in what other state it happened there too that they were like, they were like, oh, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: You can't. I mean, it happens in Beverly Hills a lot something.
Speaker 2: Sunset has actually even talked about how there are certain like houses they cannot film because they show so much in the.
Speaker 1: Valley because they're like they were gonna let you film on them streets.
Speaker 3: They're like the only thing I remember the Potomac one because that was such a big deal at the time.
Speaker 2: So now you're gonna go ahead and play sirens and really get the girls going. So off to a bad start. Kelsey come up the stairs. She was like, hell, oh wow, you've got the floor plans out. Now she's mad. Now she's like, uh huh, you get the floor plans out? How funny? Like I still I don't see it like it's a small house. I'm not seeing five thousand.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, but she's not. She won't stop saying it, even on the microphone. But it's clear that it is in construction. Like, do you not understand how square footage works? Honey?
Speaker 3: She can't even pay her bills. How's she going to square phoone?
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, sorry, I teach third graders. My third graders.
Speaker 2: Understand how square footage works. Yeah, understand area and perimeter.
Speaker 3: Straight off the boat. We didn't say she was smart. She was just straight off the boat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: But to say she probably didn't have oh god, no, it's a privilege to get a good education and have a way out.
Speaker 1: God bless her. Yes, No, I'm glad the X got her on the show.
Speaker 2: Then, so she has at least a little something. Start that hair and makeup business. I would start a product to asap, because you know days.
Speaker 1: Are numbered around here. We don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that we're fine after this episode because you come out cut her hair, just so y'all can have a redo with the same fight that you already had, and she can post you and before you you can't even unclip the clippers and unpack the suitcase, unlatched the lever. Before y'all get the boxing, Rosie is like, what do you have a grappuap? Go out to my house actually in the square footage, like what is it? And she's like, I don't know it just like doesn't seem like it's five thousand square feet, Like I think that You think that because your house was thirty thousand or whatever square feet, that it's supposed to look like that.
Speaker 2: But that's not how the houses work or square footage, So you're you're just off a little bit, babes. Just look at the lot. Look it up on Zilla. The Zilla will tell you how big the lot is. She can build up until the lot it's how a big the lot is. So if it's that big, she can build that much. So who's they get to boxing right away? She Rosie is like, I don't understand your beef. Kelsey doesn't explain it any better, and she's like, I don't know what you keep doing this stuff to me?
Speaker 1: And Elsie is like, what have I done to you? And she's like They both go back and forth with that you've done this to me. No, you've done this to me. Baby Rosie decides you are.
Speaker 2: No longer welcoming her small ass tiny house, then god damn it, there's no space for you.
Speaker 1: How about that, since you want to be so disrespectful in my.
Speaker 2: House, in my house and talk about how small my house is and my own homes. Okay, when she's like, where is your house? You don't even your name and get your man to put your name on a dead either man. You mad at me because I said you were probably amorous. But guess what if you have two boyfriends a girlfriend and you got a girlfriend and I don't know, you have some kind of arrangement. Hell yeah, it's like you're probably amorous. You got a girlfriend over here, you got a boyfriend over here? Y'all openingly fucking what you're doing?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm making an observation? You said it out loud, because you did.
Speaker 2: She said, yeah, I have a boyfriend, and like you know, it's like serious with Billy, but like I'm still ending things on my ass because like I know that that's the furthest that it will go, but like like I'm still I'm still doing it. Okay, all right, So Kelsey can't really argue her way out of this one, but she's giving it her best shout. She's slinging him at there. She said, you know, he had to buy your ex and still paying for your old life. You had to buy you, miss Rhode Island, and to get you that.
Speaker 2: And what made me lol is that when this is all said and done, that's the one point that she had to rectify.
Speaker 3: That was the trigger that she had.
Speaker 2: Did you notice that? Oh, oh my god, listen. Rosie takes the suit case. She says, get your shit and get out, like, get out of my house.
Speaker 3: Get out of my house and down the stairs.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. As she said, you're not leaving fast enough, my love. I'm picking it up. She walks it down the stairs, opens that door, chucks it into the driveway. You go on, bitch. She threw it far. She did it outside.
Speaker 2: She tossed it like for real, there's heavy care and stuff in there. I said, oh no, she did that on purpose. That was deliberate.
Speaker 3: But there was a little bit of a physical thing that happened up top them stairs before she did that.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, she had to push her out of the way, like she was like, don't touch it, and she was like, yes, I will. Then she they go down the stairs. They still continue to get close and physical because Kelsey is trying to get her like to not throw the thing, the suitcase out of the door, and as Rosi throws it back, it throws out and comes back in. They get to tusslin a little bit and elbows get a little interlocked, and production has to.
Speaker 1: One of the men comes up and he goes, whoa wait a minute, wait a minute. He was a little late. Late.
Speaker 2: Was kind of glad, he was. It was fine, They weren't gonna be no real damage, gonna be fine. Calm down, Calm down, see where it's gooes. But she tossed that suitcase, and I said, I felt what I felt like when Teresa to hit the table and flipped it up like twice. Because people forget Theresa did it twice. She did it like two hits. And I was like, she's doubling down.
Speaker 1: She means it, she means it. That's how I felt in this moment.
Speaker 3: Prostitution war exactly.
Speaker 1: It was get the fuck out of my house. Get out of my house, and Rosie get out of my house, but you and I get house. I had absolute.
Speaker 3: Chills Rosie, so go with the flow that to see her.
Speaker 1: She's been so great. She's also carried a lot of grace for her.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, Like she said okay a lot when Girley called her inauthentic at the table, okay, when she was like, you don't like my house, Kelsey's the one that stormed out of there, Rosie did not like. Rosie was like okay, Like she has tried to let it go, and she's like, I don't know what your beef is with me, other than the fact that you stayed ten years with a man that wouldn't marry you, and it's taking care of you, and but it's limiting how much you matter and can have right now because you're by yourself again and I didn't you're jealous.
Speaker 2: It does give a little bit of jealousy because she is married to a successful enough man who does love her and can build her a big house. She's like, it can't be it's not that big.
Speaker 1: She has to diminish it.
Speaker 2: It can't be good enough that a friend's husband is able to do this with her and build a house and her name is on the deed and make this thing because it's literally something she just had taken away from her and she was never going to have and that was made very clear and still cannot and it's not close to having. So it does seem like she's like, ugh, it's that big of a home. She's like, yeah, but it's a home. Where do you sleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in the trousers. I mean, I'm sorry, Sorry, Mark, I'm sorry to talk talk. I'm sorry. What did you say?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I forget it because I wasn't prepared for that. Sorry, now done, Apologies. Honestly, god, this was I just want to know what Okay. I want to know how they're all going to be able to move past this, because this is gonna escalate. This can only escalate.
Speaker 1: I mean she closed the door on her body, not like just on her body.
Speaker 3: Why perception want to grabbed her because she really hit her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the door like could barely close, it did come back open, and Chelsey walks back in and says, actually, I won miss Rhode Island, fair and square, And she's like.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of my house. Who gives the ship?
Speaker 2: She's like, just get out, go away, get your ship and your makeup and your heavy rollers.
Speaker 3: And go home, get out of Evolution. Are the production companies for this? You know, they had to be shipping their pants because they didn't know that this was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I did when I said you want her to put scissors to neck?
Speaker 2: That just feels like we're putting not saying that she would do anything crazy like murder. I don't you know I listen to you like that. I'm just saying that, you know, just to end with. I felt like it felt like a big that's a big trust thing. Someone someone was yellow, but someone cutting your hair is a trust aspect. You do research who's that's gonna be. So it was like interesting that that was like that's a big first step when it was already a trigger that she cut your hair and you didn't post it.
Speaker 2: Y'all have literally had like three or four fights since then, and you're going to go back to the thing that started it trust her again. It feels like a really this was a really fragile bridge, a very gentlely made bridge for that we're just trying to get over and we're walking across it, like with the lettos or heavy sandals.
Speaker 1: It felt weird that that would be where we went. I didn't expect that this is where we would go. I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 3: I'm teamed my car up, every my car up every Sunday famously.
Speaker 2: If you don't know, if you're new to the mix, like back when Robin, I mean back in the day, Monique Samuel's on Potomac and Candas Diller Bassett fought each other at the winery that I have since been to with a shirt that said team the Table because I I was here for that episode.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you know, hate me if you want to, but I thought it was an amazing fight.
Speaker 2: And I was teamed nobody because again, if somebody flipped my hair the way Canna flipped Moniques or Monique flipped Cannas's hair, I would have reacted the exact same way, and vice versa.
Speaker 1: So I'm here for whatever it was good TV. I was teamed the table.
Speaker 2: The table was shook, the table sturdy survived and saw it all miss nothing. I'm Team the Table. I'm here again. Does it something like I'm riding the fence? Yes, I'm here for the good TV. Did we get a little physical yes? Did we get violent? I don't think so. And then we need to do anything to rectify this. Now it's like the shaking of the table in New Jersey all over again. Do you just got a little passionate, passionate and you're just gonna see where. Yes, and we're gonna see where.
Speaker 3: This passion slam?
Speaker 1: Okay, slam big, slam big.
Speaker 2: Do you know what a slam pig is? That is my final question of the night for everyone. Okay, so it please inform me.
Speaker 1: What it is it? Oh god, oh my god, it's that bad.
Speaker 3: Well encouraged about the watch what Happens live, But a slam pig is basically somebody that might get run on to speak, this can't be the.
Speaker 1: First train rumor that we've had on Housewives.
Speaker 3: I don't fear it's That's what a slam p technically is.
Speaker 1: Listen that she ten years a long time on that boat.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that is going to be the mix for the weak slampigs.
Speaker 1: Close all your.
Speaker 2: Holes and don't let anyone who can't afford you look at them and try to fund your lifestyles.
Speaker 1: Okay, and if they do, maybe let them put their name on a house.
Speaker 2: Because also, Rosie, while I do agree, you could have used a lot of these things on Kelsey.
Speaker 1: You also could have used a lot of them on Alicia. And that's scary, sad. So we need to fix that. Alicia.
Speaker 2: We gotta get you driving and out of there or at least written on some some documents.
Speaker 1: Because did you not see that cryptic post? Did she posted to her stories? Real quick? Did you see that? Yea? She just said just a quick question. Is it weird if.
Speaker 2: You're if you don't see your paycheck and your partner says they paid bills with it and you didn't even see it or.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, yeah, because that's like it because her name is not on anything that's likely her Housewives paycheck, and that's wild.
Speaker 3: It's yeah.
Speaker 2: But she's piping up. She's piping up because she sees that we like her. So Alicia, we love you, We got you, girl. You'll see you'll be all right.
Speaker 3: Bravo fans will look out for you and will we'll come.
Speaker 1: To one Bravo con. You won't need that man. You'll leave that man.
Speaker 3: We'll start a collection leave that man.
Speaker 1: Team to the table, and now leave that man.
Speaker 2: Okay, I am officially team leave that man on real Househouse of Rhode Island. We can apply that to so many team leave that man, but I will never leave you.
Speaker 1: Mark.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here, Thank you so much for doing this, Love you, thank you all for listening. You know where to find us. You can find Mark on all the things at the Pink Pop Box. You can find me on all the things at Mixing with Moni and you know ad free and all that the visuals and things oh onpatreon dot com stacked Mixing with Money, am I at cyn g w I t h M A n I and be on the lookout.
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